#1029. Brady

I was never aware of the Tom Brady diet...

Also known as the TB12 diet.  It's a high-protein, plant-based diet that excludes gluten, dairy, corn, soy, coffee, alcohol, GMOs, sugar, trans fats, overly processed foods, and MSG.  What that asshole has against Madison Square Garden, I do not know.  Basketball and hockey are entirely different than football.

On the other hand, there' my diet which focuses on consumption of both coffee and alcohol.  Truth be told, over the past decade or so, I've generally tried to maintain a low carb, high protein diet.  But I could never entirely rule out bread.  From what I understand, it was a staple of the Israelites.  It'd be like turning my back on the Jewish faith.  

One of my biggest pet peeves is those over-sized deli sandwich rings.  

This picture is the sandwich equivalent of Trump's hair.  All part of the big lie.

You see them at Super Bowl parties.  The bread to meat ratio is like 20:1.  Fuck that.

 

 

Brady
sonofsaf

Ground and pound you, fucking queer
Deflategate’s a crime, a crime everywhere
Ground and pound, ass apart
Meal of a dildo, entrance a work of art

And his shirtless chest
His asshole’s a mess
You want me to feed you
You want me to feed
I'm gonna feed you

A blow job you know there is no condom or glove
Tom’s asshole winks and sings butt never spills blood
Isn’t wrong when there is a bone
Tiny dong will cum if you are kind
Tiny dong, deflategate was a crime

So, Brady, how come you’re a jerk and a clown
You're a drop your pants whore taking it up the ass now
Oh, Brady, I really shouldn’t swear go to hell fuck you
Your dick’s shrinking and I won’t screw you, unless you’re a Jew

Ground and pound, cum on me
Exotic dancers, of the NFL are free
I’ll ground and pound, ass apart
Ripped and torn by a dildo and schooled right from the start

And his shirtless chest
His asshole’s a mess
You want me to feed you
You want me to feed
I'm gonna feed you

So, Brady, how come you’re a jerk and a clown
You're a drop your pants whore taking it up the ass now
Oh, Brady, I really shouldn’t swear go to hell fuck you
Your dick’s shrinking and I won’t screw you, unless you’re a Jew
Your dick’s shrinking and I will fuck you, Brady, let’s screw

 

Lady
Little River Band

Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need
I'm gonna need you

A long time ago I had a lady to love
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time

So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
Oh, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinking that I don't want you, 'cause maybe I do

Look around, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart

And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need
I'm gonna need you

So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
Oh, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinking that I don't want you, 'cause maybe I do
Don't be thinking that I don't want you, lady, I do

Definitely an underrated band.  Great tunes.  Pure songwriters.  Never got the recognition they deserved.

Since 1979, The Little River Band has played the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.  I drove the limo one time for their 2006 concert at the Pepsi Cola Roadhouse, a/k/a "Star Lake light."  But didn't go in.  Just picked up my crew at the show.  Not sure how they got there.  It was one of those all-inclusive dinner shows.  Have you heard about the lonesome loser?  He was given the choice of steak or chicken.  Along with a baked potato, tossed salad, and roll with butter.

Technically speaking, I did walk in and catch the encore.

Please do not share this material with retired QB Tom Brady.