#1073. Brady (You're So Fucked Up)

From a song parody writer's perspective, the R&B, Disco, Motown era stuff is often challenging.  Lyrics, tempo, etc.  However, I did pull off a semi-respectable version of Disco Inferno (#221).  In Oklahoma.

This one's a continuation of the Tom Brady series.  

It turned out pretty much spot on.  Perhaps it's the culmination.

 

 

Brady (You’re So Fucked Up)
sonofsaf

Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown
Brady, you are the syndrome of a down

You came on my face not remotely
Vision impaired
So much cum seems to be unholy
You didn’t care

The human race is urinary
And also cum
Defiled you watch pornography
You’re number one

Brady (Anal Brady), you’re so fucked up a damn clown
(Asshole’s in town)
Brady, you are the syndrome of a down
(Are the syndrome of a down, yeah)
Brady, you make his asshole feel the pain (Yeah)
Brady his wife Gisele we’re gonna blame

His ass requires violation
It’s all part of the plan
You are the dope of fornication
Orange Prolapse is a fan

There can’t be any more delaying
Time’s up is all
Rectum it needs some extra training
You make the call

Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown (What a damn clown)
Brady (Brady) you are the syndrome of a down

Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown (What a damn clown)
Brady (Yeah) you are the syndrome of a down
(You are the syndrome of a down)
Brady (Anal Brady), you make his asshole feel the pain
Brady his wife Gisele we’re gonna blame
(Gisele we’re gonna blame, yeah)
Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown (What a damn clown)
Brady (Brady) you are the syndrome of a down
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brady)

Brady, you’re so fucked up a damn clown
Brady, you are the syndrome of a down

Brady…

Lady (You Bring Me Up)
The Commodores

Lady, you bring me up when I'm down
Maybe you're gonna change my life around

You came to me when I was lonely
And no one cared
You made me see that I was only
Just running scared

I saw your face and something told me
You were the one
You smiled at me and now I see
My life's begun

Lady (Pretty lady), you bring me up when I'm down
(Up when I'm down)
Maybe you're gonna change my life around
(Gonna change my life around, yeah)
Lady, you brought me in from out the rain (Yeah)
Maybe my life will never be the same

Once I was filled with desperation
A solitary man
You gave me hope and inspiration
Like only true love can

Now I believe in what you're saying
I'm ten feet tall
This love don't need no explaining
We've got it all

Lady, you bring me up when I'm down (Up when I'm down)
Maybe (Maybe) you're gonna change my life around

Lady, you bring me up when I'm down (Up when I'm down)
Maybe (Yeah) you're gonna change my life around
(You're gonna change my life around)
Lady (Pretty lady), you brought me in from out the rain
Maybe my life will never be the same
(It'll never be the same, yeah)
Lady, you bring me up when I'm down (Up when I'm down)
Maybe (Maybe) you're gonna change my life around
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, lady)

Lady, you bring me up when I'm down
Maybe you're gonna change my life around

Lady...

The original Commodores played the Burgh 4 times back in the late 70's/early 80's.  All four shows were at the Civic Arena.  Lionel Richie showed up at the arena on 3 occasions in the mid 80's.  Didn't catch any of these shows.

Top 10 T.B.

#1024.  Brady Tom Was The Boy Wonder (Baby Don't Forget My Number - Milli Vanilli)

#1025.  Brady Nirvana (Lady Madonna - The Beatles)

#1026.  You Suck Like Tom Brady (Dud Looks Like A Lady - Aerosmith)

#1027.  Brady's Camel Toe (Lady Picture Show - Stone Temple Pilots)

#1028.  Brady With A Lime (Baby One More Time - Britney Spears)

#1029.  Brady (Lady - Little River Band)

#1030.  Gay Brady Gay (Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan)

#81.  The Brady Cunt (The Brady Bunch - Theme song)

#551.  Trump Hates Tom Brady (The Real Slim Shady - Eminem)

NFL.  Brady (Lady - Styx)

#1073.  Brady, You're So Fucked Up  (Lady, You Bring Me Up - The Commodores)

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