#1038. Kroenke

If you're goin' to the Super Bowl tomorrow and placed a substantial bet on the Rams (-4)... feel free to light up the Inglewood karaoke circuit with this timeless parody of The Cranberries mega-hit "Zombie."  It's called "Kroenke!"

Stan Kroenke Sucks Dick

For sale:  Best offer.  NFT (non fungible token) digital art masterpiece entitled "Stan Kroenke Sucks Dick."     

Dolores O'Riordan, the tiny lady with the killer voice, died from alcohol poisoning in 2018.

Let's dedicate this parody to the other Dolores.  You know, the one whose name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy.

Kroenke
sonofsaf

L.A.’s not football country
Drinks are stirred and shaken
And St. Louis, Stan abuseth
Missouri forsaken

SoFi’s me, can’t you see
NFL is not free
Beat the spread, beat the spread, so exciting
Many thanks, Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon, from your cunt
Beat the spread, beat the spread Vegas trying

Beat the spread, beat the spread
Kroenke, Kroenke, Kroenke-ee-ee
Beat the spread, beat the spread
Kroenke, Kroenke, Kroenke-ee-ee oh

Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do

Snoop Doggy Dogg’s wine making
19 Crimes hungover
And he screws with all that’s Jewish  
Steals your Afikomen

Watch the game it is dumb
It’s in a stadium
Beat the spread, beat the spread, so exciting
Many thanks, Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon, from your cunt
Beat the spread, beat the spread, bookie’s lying

Beat the spread, beat the spread
Kroenke, Kroenke, Kroenke-ee-ee
Beat the spread, beat the spread
Kroenke, Kroenke, Kroenke-ee-ee
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, ay, oh, ya ya

Zombie
The Cranberries

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence, caused such silence
Who are we mistaken?

But you see, it's not me
It's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are crying

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh

Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do

Another mother's breaking
Heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken

It's the same old theme
Since nineteen-sixteen
In your head, in your head, they're still fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head, they are dying

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, ay, oh, ya ya

The Cranberries played the Burgh 3 times in the mid-90's.  Regrettably, I missed 'em all.

As for the Super Bowl, I won't be placing any bets.  But I kinda like Cincy to cover, the Cincy moneyline and the OVER 48.  Final score prediction?  Let's go with Cincinnati 31, Los Angeles 27.

Please do not share this material with Los Angeles Rams owner Stan Kroenke.