Tuesday, February 01, 2022

#1028. Brady With A Lime

After 22 seasons and 7 Super Bowl rings, Tom Brady's wife Gisele Bundchen released a statement about her husband's retirement from the NFL.

"Words can’t really express how grateful I am to everyone who has been so supportive of my husband and our family for so many years. With all my love, Gisele."

 

Hand on ass alert!  PDA! (public display of affection)

It's probably just me.  But does Gisele's backless dress remind you of anyone in particular?

Well it reminds me of a lime entering Tom Brady's ass.  What an entrance! 

 


Brady With A Lime
sonofsaf

Oh, Brady, Brady
Oh, Brady, Brady

Oh, Brady, Brady
The Super Bowl’s such a show
Goodell’s a faggot and queer
Oh, Brady, Brady
Let’s deflate some balls you know
It’s how the money’s right, yeah

Suck me you can do it for free
Fuck me, Brady
He’s holier than thou, oh, because

It’s his shaved chest
That’s thrilling me and he
He is the best
I will concede, will concede
He will seduce you with a sweet rhyme
Sit on it time
Fuck Tom Brady, with a lime

Oh, Brady, Brady
Your accountant’s not a Jew
Boy, chick absent minded
Oh, silly Brady
The Hebrew faith’s alluding you
It's circumcision bullshit

Suck me you can do it for free
Fuck me, Brady
He’s holier than thou, oh, because

It’s his shaved chest
That’s thrilling me and he
He is the best
I will concede, will concede
He will seduce you with a sweet rhyme
Sit on it time
Fuck Tom Brady, with a lime

Oh, Brady, Brady
Oh, Brady, Brady
Ah, yeah, yeah

Oh, Brady, Brady
The Super Bowl’s such a show
Oh, silly Brady
Let’s deflate some balls you know

I must confess
That my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign?
Hit me, baby, one more time

It’s his shaved chest
That’s thrilling me and he
He is the best
I will concede, will concede
He will seduce you with a sweet rhyme
Sit on it time
Fuck Tom Brady, with a lime

It’s his shaved chest
That’s thrilling me and he
He is the best
I will concede, will concede
He will seduce you with a sweet rhyme
Sit on it time
Fuck Tom Brady, with a lime

 

Baby One More Time
Britney Spears

Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
Oh, baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, baby
'Cause I need to know now, oh, because

My loneliness
Is killing me and I
I must confess
I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time

Oh, baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy, you got me blinded
Oh, pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, baby
'Cause I need to know now, oh, because

My loneliness
Is killing me and I
I must confess
I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time

Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
Ah, yeah, yeah

Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know?
Oh, pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go

I must confess
That my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign?
Hit me, baby, one more time

My loneliness
Is killing me and I
I must confess
I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time

I must confess
That my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign?
Hit me, baby, one more time


As far as thing song goes, in no way whatsoever, could I ever endorse domestic violence.  However, if it's a game of blackjack at Mancuso Insurance in Newark... just be sure to never take the advice of others.  Hey, it's your hand.  

As far as voluntarily inserting a lime into the ass of Tom Brady, I'll leave that up to your interpretation.  Listener's choice!

Britney Spears has played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times (2000 - 2011).  I may have tailgated or scalped a couple of her Star Lake shows.  I do not recall.


Please do not share this material with Tom Brady and/ot the Florida Department of Citrus.


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