#1938. Amanda Chase

MAGA zealot & Trump sycophant Amanda Chase lost her Virginia Republican primary race for State Senate.

 

Glenn Sturtevant    39.9%    8,833

Amanda Chase       37.8%    8,367

Tina Ramirez          22.4%    4,956

Chase is taking a page out of the Orange Prolapse playbook.  Except she's claiming voter fraud in the primary election, not the general.  It's called "sore loser" syndrome.  As in her asshole is sore.

Smithfield St.

Shitsburgh!

 

Amanda Chase
sonofsaf

Is Trump an asshole
Fat fuck you should not blow
Shits out the turds
Fills everyone with sorrow
Not praying that asshole
Christianity
Oh so homely
Worshipping
Stormy D.

Trump has a MILF wife
His dick’s not longer
Doncha blow
And he will stop the stealing
DeSantis hates Mickey Mouse
Melania’s sucking like a whore
Still he will stop the stealing
DeSantis hates Mickey Mouse
Melania’s sucking like a whore

Disgruntled fucker
Basket case
Urinary fountains
Bullshit betray
Trump is the enemy
Trump is really gay
Gonna cheat whenever
Fake Stormy
Disgrace

MAGA the delight
With their creamy pies
An insurrection’s the plan you’ll see
They’re gonna fight
Oath Keepers in a whore house
Trump blew a faggot I believe
The crimes of a madman
The crimes will be shared
All the crimes denied
Daughter-wife is a Jew
Jared Kushner is white and light
The clown spreads big lies

Disgruntled fucker
Basket case
Urinary fountains
Bullshit betray
Trump is the enemy
Trump is really gay
Gonna cheat whenever
Fake Stormy
Disgrace

Disgruntled fucker
Basket case
Urinary fountains
Bullshit betray
Trump is the enemy
Trump is really gay
Gonna cheat whenever
Fake Stormy
Disgrace
Fake Stormy
Disgrace
Fake Stormy
Disgrace

 

Leather And Lace
Stevie Nicks

Is love so fragile
And the heart so hollow
Shatter with words
Impossible to follow
You're saying I'm fragile
I try not to be
I search only
For something
I can't see

I have my own life
And I am stronger
Than you know
But I carry this feeling
When you walked into my house
That you won't be walking out the door
Still I carry this feeling
When you walked into my house
That you won't be walking out the door

Lovers forever
Face to face
My city your mountains
Stay with me stay
I need you to love me
I need you today
Give to me your leather
Take from me
My lace

You in the moonlight
With your sleepy eyes
Could you ever love a man like me
And you were right
When I walked into your house
I knew I'd never want to leave
Sometimes I'm a strong man
Sometimes cold and scared
And sometimes I cry
But that time I saw you
I knew with you to light my nights
Somehow I'd get by

Lovers forever
Face to face
My city your mountains
Stay with me stay
I need you to love me
I need you today
Give to me your leather
Take from me
My lace

Lovers forever
Face to face
My city your mountains
Stay with me stay
I need you to love me
I need you today
Give to me your leather
Take from me
My lace
Take from me
My lace
Take from me
My lace

 

This parody's a little rough.  Choppy, fragmented lyrics don't help much.

From 1971 to 2018, Fleetwood Mac has played the Burgh a grand total of 18 times.

Fleetwood Mac:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA *

3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 

11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Stevie Nicks:

7-6-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

* One of my Top 10 all-time concerts.

The Big Lie 100: (#1099)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

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