OMG! Nebraska Congressman Don Bacon is truly enraged.
This begs the question... from a rural Cornhusker perspective, is the intestinal meat of an Orange Prolapse technically kosher?
"Hasidim but I don't believe 'em." --- Paulie Walnuts
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| An absolutely brutal Bucco Dump spotted in an alley off Market Square. High visibility warning! Not in keeping with the low visibility Canadian wildfire smog alert. |
In other news, the Pirates look to sweep the Padres this afternoon. Butt before they seek victory, may I humbly suggest the shitty of Shitsburgh sweep up the human excrement.
Know what I sayin'?
Bacon’s Fucking You
sonofsaf
Stop the steal he’s lying just for you
Stop the steal stand up and shout
Don Bacon’s fucking you
Not a Jew but circumcised too
His last name ain’t kosher too
Trump’s a cunt but Bacon’s fucking you
Donald Trump his tiny mushroom bone
So stop the steal stand up and shout
He is gay Stormy blown
Trump’s a twat who’s preying on you
Corinthians is number two
Trump’s a cunt but Bacon’s fucking you
When Donald farts the smell is treasonous
There is no doubt Kushner’s a Jew
Let’s pray that Ivanka’s a cunt we trust
The Proud boys are white and they will fight
His daughter-wife’s a Jew
Enemy Trump’s asshole opens wide
Orange Prolapse he doesn’t care
Unless it’s a large fries
Baby shitting at Trump Tower
Baby this is nothing new
Trump’s a cunt but Bacon’s fucking you
Breaking Us In Two
Joe Jackson
Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and stare
Into each other's eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
This song is absolutely timeless. One of the superior melodies of the early 80's. It's my second parody of "Breaking Us In Two." Exactly one year ago, I penned #1307. Kushner Is A Jew.
From 1979 to 2018, Joe Jackson has performed in the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Never seen him.
Instead, we hit up MMJ last night at Stage AE. They moved the show indoors "due to the haze."
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
Please do not share this material with Congressman Don Bacon (R-NE) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
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