What if Trump "transitioned" from the color orange... to the color white?
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| A rare case of "pigmented dysphoria." |
Similar to when the late Michael Jackson slowly transformed from black to white.
But the only case of orange > white I can think of... was George Costanza's brief affair with actress Illeana Douglas.
In other news, the Buccos look to make it 5 wins in a row this afternoon against the Milwaukee Brewers.
Riverhounds have a home game against rival Louisville. And the Furries are in town all weekend at the Convention Center. Their de facto leader, Dr. Samuel Conway (often referred to as"Uncle Kage") was the subject of my despised book about the next hypothetical 9/11. Published in September of 2019. Chapter 11. Coincidence? Me thinks not.
We might go to see Tom Keifer (of Cinderella fame) at the Carnegie Music Hall in Munhall tonight. They moved the show indoors. Sucked.
Donald Ain’t White
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Dreams of Stormy Daniels are obscene
Cum’s creamy white they call it BeBest cream
Orange Prolapse is the fuckin’ enemy
Mushroom tiny bone’s a bad wet dream
Trump will deceive ‘cause there’s no “I” in team
But Stormy D.’s a whore who wasn’t free
The Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
Well, the Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
A toy will be inserted open wide
Too many dildos make a grown man cry
Ivanka’s a damn Jew that ain’t no lie
McDonald’s dinnertime includes large fry
President was thieving’ I hope he dies
Just a fat fuck who’s spreading the big lie
The Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
Well, the Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
That salad tossed forty-five’s gay
And his crimes should warrant a jail stay
Twenty twenty four is still in play
Stormy D.’s chest a motorboat away
Tits 36-E strong when face to face
Donald has no shame, yes, he’s a mental case
The Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
Well, the Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
Feelin' Alright
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Seems I've got to have a change of scene
Cause every night I have the strangest dream
Imprisoned by the way it couldn't be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I've got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
Ya feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
Well, ya feelin' Alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
Well boy you sure took me for one big ride
And even now I sit and wonder why
That when I think of you I start to cry
I just can't waste my time I must keep dry
Got to stop believin' in all your lies
Cause there's too much to do before I die
Ya feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
Well, ya feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
Don't get too lost in all I say
Like the time I really felt that way
But that was then and now it's today
Can't get off yet and so I'm here to stay
Till' someone comes along and takes my place
With a different name, yes, and a different face
Ya Feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
Well, ya feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
From 1972 to 2008, Joe Cocker has played the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. Never seen him. He passed away in 2014 at the age of 70. A bit overrated if you ask me.
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
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