#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie

The Orange Prolapse has experienced significant problems with retaining legal representation.  Probably because he blatantly lies to his attorneys.  Then, doesn't pay them.  Then, tries to get them incarcerated for their unwillingness to "play ball."

One exception to this lawyerly debacle is Tom Fitton.

The irony?  He ain't even a lawyer.  More of a political advisor and Fox News gas-lighting liaison.  Not to mention, a person who gives incredibly bad advice.

For his continuing efforts, I have awarded Fitton the 2023 Picklesburgh Dildo award.

 

#TrumpDump

 

Tom Fitton, Big Lie
sonofsaf

Well Ivanka’s a retard and Jew, in this world
She’s a sucking and a fucking with Trump flags unfurled
Stormy dismembered and she’s stoppin' the steal
She gonna blow and eat McDonald’s meals

Jew Kushner blows the daughter wife’s cunt
He’s giving many hummers some are treasonous
Coup d’etats and all of the crime
Those insurrection plans were so asinine

Trump’s dick will trickle from the right a cum dumpster load
And The Donald’s a jerk off who’s bought and sold
He says you’re fired, can’t get enough to eat
And Biden will defeat his Orange Prolapsin’ meat

A job to blow his cock’s a goose cooked
She gave him fister twister which is why the lawsuit
Their affair wasn’t very hot
Donald will make you cry we be wishing he got shot

Why, why, why, the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby
Why, why, why, that cunt Fitton’s, big lie, baby
Why, why, why the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby

Stormy D.’s huge chest she be rollin’ in the deep
Trump’s little small hands and his tiny feet
His Down syndrome, his mental breakdown
In the end Stormy had the tits of a clown

A job to blow his cock is concerned
Just another scandal as his case is adjourned
He’s always bitchin’ dastardly deed
Mother fuckin’ baby likes McDonald’s meat

Why, why, why, the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby
Why, why, why, that cunt Fitton’s, big lie, baby
Why, why, why the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby

A job to blow but Trump’s a dick that’s infected
He’s preaching holy scripture to a mother fuckin’ crackhead
Cum and pee on that dumbshit cunt
Because he’s a clown, fartin' all along

Why, why, why, the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby
Why, why, why, that cunt Fitton’s, big lie, baby
Why, why, why the Tom Fitton, big lie, baby

Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie
Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie

 

 

 

Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Great White

Well the times are getting hard for you, little girl
I'm a humming and a strumming all over god's world
You can't remember when you got your last meal
And you don't know just how a woman feels

You didn't know what rock and roll was
Until you met my drummer on a grey tour bus
I got there in the nick of time
Before he got his hands across your state line

Now it's the middle of the night on the open road
And the heater don't work and it's oh so cold
You're looking tired, you're looking kind of beat
The rhythm of the street sure knocks you off your feet

You didn't know how rock and roll looked
Until you caught your sister with the guys from the group
Half way home in the parking lot
By the look in her eye she was giving what she got

My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby

Woman you're a mess going to die in your sleep
There's blood on my amp and my Les Paul's beat
Can't keep you home, you're messing around
My best friend told me you're the best lick in town

You didn't know that rock and roll burned
So you bought a candle and you lived and you learned
You got the rhythm you got the speed
Mama's little baby likes it short and sweet

My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby

I didn't know you had a rock and roll record
Until i saw your picture on another guy's jacket
You told me I was the only one
But look at you now, it's dark and you're gone

My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby

So shy, so shy, so shy, so shy
So shy, so shy, so shy, so shy

 

Great White has played the Burgh a surprising 13 times.  Never seen 'em.

The band's biggest claim to fame is this song.  Which is actually an Ian Hunter cover.  And of course, the 2003 West Warwick, Rhode Island pyrotechnic fire and ensuing deadly stampede at The Station night club.  Over 100 fatalities and 200+ injuries.  Ouch!

The Big Lie 100: (#1142)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

Please do not share this material with Tom Fitton and/or former President Donald J. Trump.