#1975. Crane

Eli Crane (R-AZ) did not support Kevin McCarthy for House Speaker.  He was one of six Republicans to vote against him 14 times during the 2023 shitshow debacle.  Proud member of the Free Dumb Cock Us.

In the 15th and final round of voting, Crane dropped his support for a different candidate and voted "present." 

Crane recently came under attack for referencing black people who serve in the military as "coloreds."

Crane's congressional staff immediately tweeted this picture as evidence that Crane is not a racist piece of shit.

When asked if the term "Orange Prolapse" was offensive, Crane hastily replied "no comment" and scurried away from reporters.  

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Crane
sonofsaf

Shittin’ doncha know,
Turds are hot as hell
Shittin’ doncha know,
Turds are hot as hell
Crane’s toilet stall,
Crane’s toilet stall.
Crane’s toilet stall,
Crane’s toilet stall.
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall, clown so inbred
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall.
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall, clown so inbred
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall.
So devout.
Shittin’ doncha know,
Eli’s turds are hot as hell
Asshole’s pissing like a cunt, yeah
Shittin’ doncha know,
Eli’s turds are hot as hell,
Asshole’s pissing like a cunt.
Crane, toilet stall.
Crane, toilet stall.
Crane, toilet stall.
Crane, toilet stall.
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall, clown’s so inbred
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall.
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall, clown’s so inbred
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall.

 

Rain
Rusted Root

Hit upon ‘em Joe,
Raise the barn yourself
Hit upon ‘em Joe,
Raise the barn yourself
Rain's gonna fall,
Rain's gonna fall.
Rain's gonna fall,
Rain's gonna fall.
Rain, rain
Gonna fall, down on your head
Rain, rain,
Gonna fall.
Rain, rain
Gonna fall, down on your head
Rain, rain,
Gonna fall.
Don't get out.
Hit upon ‘em joe,
You can raise the barn yourself
As you're kickin' in the sun, yeah
Hit upon ‘em joe,
You can raise the barn yourself,
As you're kickin' in the sun yeah.
Rain, gonna fall.
Rain, gonna fall.
Rain, gonna fall.
Rain, gonna fall.
Rain, rain
Gonna fall, down on your head
Rain, rain,
Gonna fall.
Rain, rain
Gonna fall, down on your head
Rain, rain,
Gonna fall.

 

 

I've always preferred the name Rusted Soot, but that's neither here nor there.  Probably seen "The Root" a dozen times or so.  But I'm gonna omit all the Allegheny County festival-oriented concerts, free Hartwood Acres shows, and misc. club shows.  Just the big ones...

Rusted Root:

5-13-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

8-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittburgh, PA (opened for The Hateful Head)

12-30-95, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

12-31-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (New Years!  Got kicked out.  Sneaked back in)

7-11-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-9-98, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (Further Fest)

8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

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#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

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