"Democrats play the race card every single frickin’ second, so I didn’t
mind shoving it down their throats. Here we are, and for the first time in history there have
been two Black Americans placed into the nomination for Speaker of the
House." --- Chip Roy, Policy Chair of the Freedom Cock-Us
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| Chip Roy on the left : Token Florida Republican Congressman Byron Donalds on the right |
Oh, I get it. Roy is offering incontrovertible evidence that the Republican party is suddenly supportive of black people. All of a sudden the GOP embraces minorities. Uh yeah, I get it.
Unless they want to vote I suppose.
So here's a Trump Dump honoring Chip Roy.
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| Spotted in an alley nook off Market Square. |
Pirates ended their 5 game home losing streak yesterday with a 7-5 victory over the Cleveland Guardians. Shrill's husband offered me a free ticket but I declined. Hey, had I accepted, I would've never encountered that exquisite T-Dump. Almost an omen of sorts.
Roy’s A Fanatic
sonofsaf
A fanatic, fights
Bad wet dream
Ass unclean
Pies of cream
Donald’s the king of the unrefined
Donald’s the king of a cunt maligned
Trump is the king of anal and rears
Cuming on the fags and queers
Bad wet dream
Ass unclean
Pies of cream
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Fights
Bad wet dream
Ass unclean
Pies of cream
Donald’s the king of the unrefined
Donald’s the king of a cunt maligned
Trump is the king of anal and rears
Cuming on the fags and queers
Bad wet dream
Ass unclean
Pies of cream
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s, he’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s, he’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Roy’s, Roy’s, Roy’s a fanatic
Toys In The Attic
Aerosmith
In the attic, lights
Voices scream
Nothing seen
Real's the dream
Leaving the things that are real behind
Leaving the things that you love from mind
All of the things that you learned from fears
Nothing is left for the years
Voices scream
Nothing seen
Real's the dream
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Lights
Voices scream
Nothing seen
Real's the dream
Leaving the things that are real behind
Leaving the things that you love from mind
All of the things that you learned from fears
Nothing is left for the years
Voices scream
Nothing seen
Real's the dream
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys, we're in the attic
Toys, toys, toys, we're in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
This parody is admittedly a bit stale. Not much to work with.
From 1973 to the present, Aerosmith has played the Burgh a remarkable 30 times. They return to PPG Paints Arena on September 6 for what's considered their "final" tour. Black Crowes are the opening act.
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
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