Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) is the son of Olive Nell. Little is known of his Tuberville's mother. But from what I understand, she was both a slut and a whore.
Gimme a break!
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| Trump gleefully points at Tommy Tubs while discussing the pros and cons of a 6 day abortion ban. |
Lemme be blunt. The future trajectory of the United States of America would've been far better served if Olive Nell had received a back alley abortion. Preferably with a rusty coat hanger. Near a filth-encrusted dumpster. That same rationale applies to the Orange Prolapse. Hmm, makes you kinda wonder. What if sonofsaf never existed? Hitler? Bin Laden?
As for Senator Tommy Tuberville's predilection for fisting Donald Trump, I'd rather see Vito grow mushrooms outta his ass. Now there's an image!
I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump
sonofsaf
I saw Tommy fisting Donald Trump
All of the white nationals are right
Mike Pence his fuckin’ VEEP doesn’t care and is so weak
Shit from his ass butt-fucked up and the excrement he’ll keep
Then I saw Tommy licking Donald Trump
Because the Orange Prolapse is very white
McDonald’s is gonna win
Gluttony’s the seventh sin
Tommy fisting Donald Trump alright
I saw Tommy fisting Donald Trump
All of the white nationals are right
Mike Pence his fuckin’ VEEP doesn’t care and is so weak
Shit from his ass butt-fucked up and the excrement he’ll keep
Then I saw Tommy licking Donald Trump
Because the Orange Prolapse is very white
McDonald’s is gonna win
Gluttony’s the seventh sin
Tommy fisting Donald Trump alright
Oh McDonald’s is gonna win
Gluttony’s the seventh sin
Tommy fisting Donald Trump alright
Yeah
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Jessica Simpson
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have peak
She thought that I was tucked up in my Bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
My second parody of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Earlier this year I penned #1712. Ramaswamy Is An Ass Because. (regarding Hindu-conservative, Republican wunderkind presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy)
Twisted Sister played the Burgh 3 times back in the mid 80's. Didn't catch 'em.
I've always thought it amusing, that a relatively high profile bunch of biker/rocker Jews from NYC, would release an album full of Christmas songs. "A Twisted Christmas." Hey, they should've made it a double album. The B-side coulda been all Jewish songs. Cinnamon Top, Havana Nagalih, Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel, Russia Russia Russia, etc.
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
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