Sunday, July 02, 2023

#1950. Trump's A Cunt

Remember, in the end, nobody wins unless everybody wins...

No #TrumpDump pics required.


Trump’s A Cunt

Donald’s gay, you bet has small hands and feet
A very bad lay or so it would seem
In sight, the bathroom holes of glory
And golden shower scenes
Big Mac haters are all outta line
McMealed, yeast infected and certainly not so divine
Oh, baby that clown withholds document stacks
He’s Barron’s pap, a piece of shit crap
And there’s no doubt that he’s human scum
‘Cause Trump’s a cunt, maybe Donald Trump’s a cunt
Yes, world, a whore

Stormy’s biggest tits, I feel we must defend
Trump’s a retarded circumcision
Worse than the dregs of his tasteless whims
All the MAGA scams of pure vengeance
MSNBC fake news crap
Let’s kill us some cops, baby coup d’etat attack
Oh, mushroom cock and big fat liar
‘Cause maybe he’s a con man and a divider
Because all the McValue meals
Insurrection’s gonna be wild, babe
Insurrection’s stopping the steal
Oh, damn GOP

Mar-A-Lago ass, tiny mushroom bone
Cream from his dick retard
The Donald doesn’t care has nothing to fear
And his Big Mac is full of lard
Five from Central Park their skin extra dark
So befuddled let’s impeach he’ll be pissed
He’s gonna lie to you, Stormy, ‘bout his meat that’s right
And ask her to suck his dick

(1,2,3,4) His asshole’s crammed with toys and dildos
And the strap-on has arrived
Pornography’s a DVD delight
The Orange Prolapse opens wide
Whenever, Stormy, with her superior chest
She’ll fuck you with all the numbers voters stole
Oh, the whole world, is his playpen
His putrid fat fucking face
All the BBC’s he will blow, he’ll suck those cocks for fun
Born again, Trump’s a cunt
Maybe, Donald Trump’s a cunt

Not funny, Trump’s a cunt
Maybe, Donald Trump’s a cunt
Cum inside me, Trump’s a cunt
Maybe, Donald Trump’s a cunt


Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen

In the day, we sweat it out on the streets
Of a runaway American dream
At night, we ride through mansions of glory
In suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on Highway 9
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin' out over the line
Oh, baby this town rips the bones from your back
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young
'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run
Yes, girl, we were

Wendy let me in, I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
And strap your hands across my engines
Together we could break this trap
We'll run till we drop, baby we'll never go back
Oh, will you walk with me out on the wire?
'Cause baby I'm just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta know how it feels
I want to know if love is wild, babe
I want to know if love is real
Oh, can you show me?

Beyond the palace, hemi-powered drones
Scream down the boulevard
The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
I wanna die with you, Wendy, on the streets tonight
In an everlasting kiss

(1, 2, 3, 4) The highways jammed with broken heroes
On a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight
But there's no place left to hide
Together, Wendy, we can live with the sadness
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
Oh, someday girl, I don't know when
We're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go, and we'll walk in the sun
But till then, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run

Oh honey, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run
Come on with me, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run


Very challenging parody.  One of these days, I'll go back and tweak it.  

Easily one of the best music videos all-time.  If you don't get the chills, well uh, you can suck on the Orange Prolapse's prolapse.  And that will forever be... the defining element of your measurable worth as a human being.  An intimate embrace with Trump's exposed colon.

Since 1973, Springsteen has played the Burgh an amazing 37 times. 

Bruce Springsteen:

10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum,  Pittsburgh, PA

10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Bruce and his E-Street Band return to PPG Paints Arena for two nights in the fall (September 12 & 14).  We'll likely attend both concerts.   In a rare move, I checked the Ticketmaster website.  Tons of tix still available for both nights.

The Big Lie 100: (#1109)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

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