Marjorie Taylor Greene just got kicked out of the Freedom Cock-Us.
Apparently she's wasn't enough of an extremist. For the love of Dog!
In other news, the Pirates lost to the AZ Diamondbacks last night (7-3) as the Orange Prolapse continued to relentlessly flail away on social media. Shittsburgh Trump Dumps continue marching on.
Riverhounds play #1 Sacramento tonight at Highmark Stadium. Ed Sheeran's at Acrid Turd Stadium. Tickets abound... for Sheeran that is.
Greene Is Outta Line
sonofsaf
She’s the pot of a crock
Evangelical flock
And she’s a Trump wannabe
He’s an Orange Prolapse fart
With the lack of a heart
He fakes the news that’s why
She’s a cunt who is loud
She’s a cunt that is dry
She’d fuck Pelosi
Her cunt opens wide
Filled with blood and not tight
The Filet-o-Fish pride
Mail order whore wife
Eastern Europe
Taylor Greene is outta line
Midget physique bitch is so unkind
Taylor Greene is outta line
Misunderstands
That Big Macs aren’t fine
Oh no!
A mental basket case
Piece of shit human race
Her meat curtains are crusty
MAGA loves the far right
All of them wanna fight
Spreading the biggest lie
Hell, she’s probably gay
Donald’s orange and not white
Confederate rose
Conman isn’t white
Stormy D. would confide
Three hundred pounds ain’t right
Mail order whore wife
Eastern Europe
Taylor Greene is outta line
Midget physique bitch is so unkind
Taylor Greene is outta line
Misunderstands
That Big Macs aren’t fine
Teenage Frankenstein
Alice Cooper
I'm the kid on the block
With my head made of rock
And I ain't got nobody
I'm the state of the art
Got a brain a la carte
I make the babies cry
I ain't one of the crowd
I ain't one of the guys
They just avoid me
They run and they hide
Are my colors too bright
Are my eyes set too wide
I spend my whole life
Burning, turning
I'm a teenage Frankenstein
The local freak with the twisted mind
I'm a teenage Frankenstein
These ain't my hands
And these legs ain't mine
Oh no!
Got a synthetic face
Got some scars and a brace
My hands are rough and bloody
I walk into the night
Women faint at the sight
I ain't no cutie-pie
I can't walk in the day
I must walk in the night
Stay in the shadows
Stay out of the light
Are my shoulders too wide
Is my head screwed on tight
I spend my whole life
Burning, turning
I'm a teenage Frankenstein
The local freak with the twisted mind
I'm a teenage Frankenstein
These ain't my hands
And these legs ain't mine
Teenage Frankenstein! Easily one of my favorite Alice Cooper songs. Ironically, Feed My Frankenstein is one of my least favorite Alice Cooper songs.
I had a weird hunch that I'd previously parodied this song. But couldn't remember the title. So I did a search. And naturally, it came up #1111. Eric Saferstein. You just gotta deliberately mispronounce my last name. Go figure.
Alice Cooper has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 28 times. He'll be invading nearby Johnstown, PA next month on August 6.
Alice Cooper:
9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH
8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
3-20-22, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA
4-29-23, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
Greene Prolapse 25:
#43. Smells Like Greene Spirit --- (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)
#44. Greene Trumparooni --- (Green Manalishi - Judas Priest)
#45. Greene Hell --- (Green Hell - Metallica)
#46. It's Not Easy Being Greene --- (It's Not Easy Being Green - Kermit The Frog)
#383. Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mexican Jumping Bean - various artists)
#386. God Kill The Greene --- (God Save The Queen - Queen)
#605. Taylor Greene --- (Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots)
#608. Taylor Greene --- (Dramamine - Modest Mouse)
#610. This Is Taylor-Greene --- (This Is Halloween - Marilyn Manson)
#611. Taylor Greene --- (Halloween - John Carpenter)
#614. Hello It's Taylor Greene --- (Hello It's Halloween - Kids TV)
#620. Taylor Greene --- (Tangerine - Led Zeppelin)
#621. Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan)
#625. Killer Greene --- (Killer Queen - Queen)
#817. She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt --- (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run - Billy Ocean)
#818. Taylor Greene --- (Mr. Clean - Thomas Scott Caden)
#819. Taylor Greene --- (Dancing Queen - ABBA)
#892. Shutdown --- (Showdown - E.L.O.)#952. Greene Disease --- (Green Disease - Pearl Jam)
#998. Greene Fearing --- (Green Earrings - Steely Dan)
#1123. Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady - Metal Church)
#1135. Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham - Weird Al Yankovic)
#1595. Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)
#1596. Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)
#1601. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)
#1710. Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)
#1720. Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)
#1794. Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)
#1808. Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)
#1817. Taylor Greene (Polly Jean - Toadies)
#1831. Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)
#1835. Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
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