#1201. Joe

Just when you think you've seen it all, Senator Joe Manchin, a generally reliable Democrat, cut a commercial endorsing David McKinley (R-WV) in his primary against Alex Mooney (R-WV).

Hey, I know that albino stache on the right!  Stamm Lane baby!  Used to bug him about the stampedes.  Joe too for that matter.

It'll be interesting to see if the dullard Mountaineer Republican base heeds the advice of their mentally stable blue Senator... or seeks outside input from McDonald Dump.

Joe's obviously trying to counter the Trump "meat curtain" effect in the newly consolidated West Vagina district.  And I think it's gonna work.  After all, registered independents are able to vote in the Republican primary.  That's a pretty big deal.  McKinley gets the narrow victory. 

This one's  a direct referendum on Trump's vestigial influence with the Republican party.  Even more so than Oz in PA or Vance in OH.  Hey, maybe the Orange Prolapse will return to Wheeling for a rally... right up McKinley's ass!   And to a lesser extent, in his backyard.  Trump's Shamrock Shakes bring the Proud Boys to the yard... he's gay, and a total retard.  He's gay and a total retard.

In this brief Forbes business segment, the desk reporter incorrectly refers to Mooney as a Democrat.  Not once but twice.  She has no idea what the fuck is going on.  Maybe it's a case of blondes having more fun.  I do not know.  Repetitively edited as well.

 

 

Joe
sonofsaf

Oh, please say oh can you see
Democracy now
West Virginia is hardcore
Democracy now
Stormy Daniels had her tits implanted
Trump’s a god damn clown
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
All part of a con

Joe
Sucks

Election denial
There’s a voting farce
The big teats of Stormy down on the farm
Trump really needs to hit the gym
Avoid the chicken parm
So fucking full of shit
Not cool he is Donald Trump

Blow
Crime
Fuck
Why

Please, democracy
Democracy
Democracy
Democracy
Please... no, oh!

Fuck love
Fuck, me
Circumcision
Love, crime
Me

On your knees
Democracy
Democracy
Democracy
Democracy
Please, democracy
Democracy
Please, democracy

 

Go
Pearl Jam

Oh, please don't go out on me
Don't go on me now
Never acted up before
Don't go on me now
I swear I never took it for granted
Just thought of it now
Suppose I abused you
Just passing it on

Go
Fuck

Once fastened, servile
Now you're getting sharp
Moving oh so swiftly with such disarm
I pulled the covers over him
Should have pulled the alarm
Turned to my nemesis
A fool not a fucking god

No
Time
Suck
My

Please, don't go on me
Don't go on me
Don't go on me
Don't go on me
Please... no, oh!

Suck blood
Touch, please
Tunnel vision
Tuck, time
See

Please, please, please
Don't go on me
Don't go on me
Don't go on me
Don't go on me
Please, don't you want me?
Don't go on me
Please, don't go on me

I tried to write this song about a year ago.  Couldn't get my head around it.  ACLS... aberrant choppy lyric syndrome.  In that same vain maybe I'll give Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe" another stab.

Got some vivid crowd memories of the "Go" opener at PNC Park in 2005.  Wasn't expecting it.

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA

Marilyn Manchin Top 10:

#140.  Manchin On K Street (Dancin' In The Streets --- Grateful Dead)

#220.  Crappiness is a Thing Called Joe (Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe --- Cher)

#455.  Joe's Manchin (Lang's Mansion --- Waylon Jennings)

#624.  Manchin (Fashion --- David Bowie)

#646.  Manchin (Passion --- Rod Stewart)

#914.  Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)

#984.  Joe Manchin On The Hill (A Mansion On The Hill --- Hank Williams)

#1007.  Manchin On The Hill (Mansion On The Hill --- Neil Young & Crazy Horse)

#1121.  Joe (Go - Pearl Jam)

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