#1253. Jared Kushner's A Whore

In this particular parody 'o mine, the lyrics all reference the Orange Prolapse.  But I preferred "Jared Kushner's A Whore" as opposed to "Donald Trump Is A Whore." It just has more of a rhythmic, sassy panache.  Plus, it's the ideal counterpart to "Let My Love Open The Door." (#1251. --- "Ivanka Trump Is A Whore.") 

You don't see him pose with the family very often.  Lovin' the fam!  All for the love of yarmulke.

 

Jared Kushner’s A Whore
sonofsaf

Just purchased a dildo toy, up the ass, double yoi!
Trump is a clown, got no fucking remorse.
Desecration it begins, because I am thinkin’

[CHORUS:]
Jew, Jew, Jew, Jared Kushner’s a whore.

Trumps' reliant on the blue pills, and McDonald’s value meals.
McLovin’ a crappy eater just can’t get along.
Lee Greenwood rock’n’rolla country cunt wide open.

[CHORUS]

Build a wall or at least a fence all across the land.
So can I confide that he’s a lyin’ goon
Jew, Jew Jew.
God damn insurrection coup d’etat they weren’t messin’.

[CHORUS]

Build a wall or at least a fence all across the land.
So can I confide that he’s a lyin’ goon
Jew, Jew Jew.
Leave you feelin’ hollow, money, he needs to borrow.

[CHORUS]

Four Seasons and dildo toys, up the ass double yoi!
McLovin’ a crappy eater just can’t get along..
Leave you feelin’ hollow, money, he needs to borrow.

[CHORUS]

 

Lookin’ Out My Back Door
John Fogerty

Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch.
Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin',

[CHORUS:]
Doo, doo, doo, Lookin' out my back door.

There's a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels.
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
A dinosaur Victrola list'ning to Buck Owens.

[CHORUS]

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Wond'rous apparition provided by magician.

[CHORUS]

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows.

[CHORUS]

Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows.

[CHORUS]

 

 

 

Creedence songs are kind of a bitch.  Their lyrics tend to be a stream of consciousness "meandering rambling" folksy tirade.  Last year, I tried CCR's Bad Moon Rising.  "Bad Thune Lying" about Senate John Thune (R-SD). #713 was a fairly respectable parody.

 

John Fogerty:

7-5-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#431)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)   

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters) 

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)  

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 

 

#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses) 

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast) 

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon) 

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)

#688.  Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)

#690.  Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)  

#691.  Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)

#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

#701.  So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)

#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes) 

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

#725.  Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)

#726.  Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)

#727.  Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)

#729.  V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)

#740.  Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)

#742.  Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#743.  Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails

#745.  Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)

#746.  Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)

#747.  Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#750.  Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)

#754.  Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)

#755.  Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie) 

#757.  Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)

#758.  I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)

#760.  Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears)

#761.  Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead) 

#773.  Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#776.  Bannon (Dannon --- Danone North America Marketing Department)

 

#778.  Jim Banks (Give Thanks --- Dan Moen)

 

#779.  Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)

#785.  Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)

#788.  Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)

#789.  Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)

#790.  Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)

#791.  The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)

#796.  Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)

#797.  Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)

#798.  Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#800.  The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)

#801.  Youngkin's A Clown (You Spin Me Round --- Dead Or Alive)

#803.  Tomahawk (Body Talk --- Ratt)

 

#804.  Bolsonaro (Hot Potato --- The Wiggles)

 

#807.  Political Space (Critical Race --- The Republican Party)

 

#809.  Jen Psaki (Stagger Lee --- Grateful Dead)

  

#811.  Republican (Alone Again --- Dokken)

#812.  Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)

#813.  Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)

#816.  Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)

#823.  Astro (world)? Not!  (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)

#824.  Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)

#825.  A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)

#830.  Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)

#833.  Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)

#834.  Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)

#837.  He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)

#838.  I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#839.  Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)

#840.  Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)

#842.  Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)

#843.  Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)

#844.  A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)

#845.  Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)

#846.  Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)

#847.  Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry) 

#849.  Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)

#850.  Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)

#853.  Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)

#854.  Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)

#855.  Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#859.  Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn) 

#860.  The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)

#861.  Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)

#862.  Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)

#863.  Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#864.  Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)

#865.  Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)

#867.  Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#871.  Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

#872.  Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)

#876.  Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)

#880.  Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)

#881.  Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street) 

#882.  Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)

#883.  Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)

#884.  Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)

#885.  Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)

#888.  Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)

#890.  Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)

#891.  Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)

#893.  David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)

#894.  Cox  (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#896.  Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)

#898.  Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)

#899.  Beth (Beth --- Kiss)

#901.  Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)

#902.  Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)

#903.  Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)

#904.  Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)

#905.  Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)

#906.  The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#907.  Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)

#908.  Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#910.  Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)

#911.  Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreigner)

#912.  Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)

#914.  Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)

#915.  She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)

#917.  Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)

#918.  The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)

#919.  The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)

#920.  BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)

#921.  Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)

#925.  Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)

#926.  Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)

#929.  Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)

#931.  Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#932.  All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#934.  Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)

#936.  Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)

#937.  Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)

#938.  Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)

#939.  Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)

#940.  He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#941.  Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)

#942.  Lee (Free --- Phish)

#943.  Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)

#944.  There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)

#945.  Do Juneau Mike? (I Ride My Bike --- Cracker)

#946.  Trump Likes Makin' Blood (Feel Like Makin' Love --- Bad Company)

#947.  Rosendale (Monorail --- The Simpsons)

#948.  John Gibbs (War Pigs --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#949.  Blood Insurrection (Love And Affection --- Def Leppard)

#950.  Kyle Rittenhouse (Burning Down The House --- Talking Heads)

#951.  Mayes (Maze --- Phish)

#953.  Mayes (Graze --- Live)

#954.  Trump's A Fucking Liar (Comin' Under Fire --- Def Leppard)

#955.  Lie When It's Legal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#956.  Mary Miller (Psyhco Killer --- Talking Heads)

#957.  Middleton (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#958.  Miller's A Liar (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#960.  Henry D. McMaster (Beautiful Disaster --- 311)

#962.  Journey Together (Happy Together --- Weezer)

#963.  Schmidt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)

#966.  Violent Fight (Holy Night --- The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square)

#967.  Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#968.  We Don't Need No Tim O'Hare (I Don't Need No Rocking Chair --- George Jones) 

#970.  Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough --- Ratt)

#972.  Schmidt's An Asshat (Hit The Road Jack --- Ray Charles)

#973.  Insurrection (White, Discussion --- Live)

#974.  Senator Rounds (I'll Stick Around --- Foo Fighters)

#976.  Matt DePerno (The Muppet Show Theme Song --- Sam Pottle)

#977.  Wisconsin Johnson (Wisconsin Death Trip --- Static X)

#978.  Finchem (Red Rum --- The Shining)

#979.  Going To Mar-A-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#980.  McCormick's Thing (Lunatic Fringe --- Tom Cochrane w/ Red Rider)

#981.  Jordan I Can't Stand (Burden In My Hand --- Soundgarden)

#982.  Gosar Is Gay (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#983.  Mike Rounds Senator (The Hounds Of Winter --- Sting)

#985.  Mike Crapo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy)

#986.  Mike Crapo (Even Flow --- Pearl Jam)

#987.  Flying High Again (Lying I Defend --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#988.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Elton John)

#989.  Ronny Jackson (Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)

#990.  Q Syndrome Stewart Rhodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)

#991.  Mr. Hoadley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#992.  Fuck Michael Cloud (Shout It Out Loud --- Kiss)

#993.  Diaz-Balart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#995.  Ducey Fucking Broke Her Hymen (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds --- The Beatles)

#999.  Let's Go Brandon (I'm Still Standing --- Elton John)

#1001.  Dave Perdue (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)

#1002.  Senator Thune (Romeo's Tune --- Steve Forbert)

#1003.  Cornyn's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)

#1004.  Sam DeMarco (The Black Widow --- Alice Cooper)

#1005.  Davidson (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)

#1006.  He's Warren Davidson (It's Only Just Begun --- The Carpenters)

#1008.  Jones (Bones --- Radiohead)

#1010.  The Orange Prolapse Clown, Donald Trump (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)

#1011.  Donald's A Clown (To Lay Me Down --- Grateful Dead)

#1012.  Donald's A Liar (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#1013.  Geoff Diehl (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#1014.  Tennessee Lee (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1015.  Warren Davidson (When The Sun Goes Down --- Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker)

#1016.  Donald Is Gay (Help On The Way --- Grateful Dead)

#1017.  Somebody Save Me (Governor Bill Lee --- Cinderella)

#1018.  Budd Is A Liar (Mud On The Tires --- Brad Paisley)

#1019.  A Coup D'etat (Breaking The Law --- Judas Priest)

#1021.  Bill Lee (Shake Me --- Cinderella)

#1022.  Trump Is Not White (Big City Nights --- Scorpions)

#1023.  Long The Big Lie (Long Slow Goodbye --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1031.  Russell Fry (Private Eyes --- Hall & Oats)

#1033.  We're Sending Mike Pence Straight To Hell (We're Sending Our Love Down The Well --- The Simpsons)

#1034.  Lisa McClain (Mistress Of Pain --- Death Angel)

#1035.  Senator Thune (Picasso Moon --- Grateful Dead)

#1036.  Madison Cawthorn (Darlington County --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1037.  Bannon's A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#1039.  Stop The Steal (Seal The Deal --- Volbeat)

#1040.  A Fat Orange Clown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty)

#1041.  Tenney's Full Of Bullshit (Any Way You Want It --- Journey)

#1042.  Donald Trump's A Cunt ('Til The Morning Comes --- Grateful Dead)

#1043.  Donald Trump's A Liar (Set The World Afire --- Megadeth)

#1045.  Donald Trump Is To Blame (Where The Streets Have No Name --- U2)

#1046.  Palin (Lemon --- U2)

#1047.  Palin (Woman --- John Lennon)

#1048.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1049.  Finchem (Wisdom --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1053.  Beat Peters (Sweet Cheater --- Ratt)

#1054.  Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Weezer)

#1055.  Georgia's Jody (David Bowie --- Phish)

#1056.  Donald (Fluffhead --- Phish)

#1057.  Granger's Bone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1058.  Babin's A Dildo (Cabin Down Below --- Tom Petty)

#1059.  Donald's Mother (Wolfman's Brother --- Phish)

#1060.  Lack Of Administration (Lack Of Communication --- Ratt)

#1061.  CPAC (Get Back --- Paul McCartney)

#1062.  Long Is A Cunt (Long May You Run --- Neil Young)

#1063.  Donald Trump Can Go To Hell (Like To Get To Know You Well --- Howard Jones)

#1064.  Scott Is A Jerk (Shot In The Dark --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1066.  Dr. Crowley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1067.  CPAC! (Attack! --- Agnostic Front)

#1069.  Steve Toth (The Sloth --- Phish)

#1070.  Rick Scott (Red Hot -- Motley Crue)

#1071.  Donald Has A Wife (Attics Of My Life --- Grateful Dead)

#1072.  Babin (Blackened --- Metallica)

#1074.  Paul's A Fucking Rand (Playing In The Band --- Grateful Dead)

#1075.  Troy Nehls (Hells Bells --- AC/DC)

#1076.  The Treason (The Reason --- Son Volt)

#1077. Bob Good's Romancing (You Should Be Dancing --- Bee Gees)

#1078.  Dead From Covid (Dead & Bloated --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#1079.  'Lection Was A Big Lie (Nothin' But A Good Time --- Poison)

#1080.  Fox (Clocks --- Coldplay)

#1081.  Fox News (Fix You --- Coldplay)

#1082.  Enemies (Memories --- Weezer)

#1083.  Donald Has Lost (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)

#1084.  Die Donald Trump's Absurd (Fly Famous Mockingbird --- Phish)

#1086.  Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#1087.  Black Stupid N-Word (Black Muddy River --- Grateful Dead)

#1088.  Donald Trump's Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1090.  Jimmy Loves Porn (Jimmy Crack Corn --- Virginia Minstrels)

#1091.  Blow Jimmy (Row Jimmy --- Grateful Dead)

#1092.  Fry's An Illegal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)

#1093.  Fry (Fly --- Sugar Ray)

#1094.  Ashley Moody (Tutti Frutti --- Little Richard)

#1095.  Shut The Fuck Up (Movin' On Up ---  Ja'Net Dubois)

#1096.  Donald The Cunt  (Sanford & Son --- Quincy Jones)

#1097.  Small Vos Man (Big Boss Man --- Grateful Dead)

#1098.  Donald Trumper (Turbo Lover --- Judas Priest)

#1099.  Ashley Moody (Heavy Duty --- Spinal Tap)

#1100.  Trump was 45 (Stars On 45 --- Stars On 45)

#1101.  Donald Stormy (Rock Hard Ride Free --- Judas Priest)

#1102.  The Kush (The Kiss --- The Cure)

#1103.  Huizenga!  (Bazinga! --- Big Bang Theory)

#1104.  Witt Fuck (Shit Luck --- Modest Mouse)

#1106.  Witt Clown (Shit Towne --- Live)

#1107.  Patrick J. Witt (Into The Pit --- Testament)

#1108.  Hines's Wife (Signs of Life --- Pink Floyd)

#1109.  Watters Loves To Lie (Water In The Sky --- Phish)

#1110.  MAGA Is Red (I Love The Dead --- Alice Cooper)

#1112.  Joyce Is Scary (Voices Is Carry --- 'Til Tuesday)

#1113.  Josh Mandel (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#1114.  Bo Hines (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1115.  Fuck Jesse Watters (Smoke On The Water --- Deep Purple)

#1116.  Nose Grows (Dope Nose --- Weezer)

#1117.  Luther Is Strange (People Are Strange --- The Doors)

#1118.  John Gordon (Five To One --- The Doors)

#1119.  Fortenberry Loves The Big Lie (Ordinary Average Guy --- Joe Walsh)

#1120.  Hice Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)

#1121.  Cunt Loves Forty Five, Dollar Signs/Ginni (867-5309/Jenny --- Tommy Tutone)

#1125.  Good Golly Josh Hawley (Good Golly Miss Molly --- Little Richard)

#1129.  Donald Trump (Booneville Stomp --- Primus)

#1136.  Donald (Epic --- Faith No More)

#1137.  Penis (Venus --- Bananarama)

#1138. Donald Trump Is Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#1139.  I'll Hate (I'll Wait --- Van Halen)

#1140.  Sarah Palin (Am I Evil? --- Metallica

#1141.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1142. Senator Rand (Uncle John's Band --- Grateful Dead)

#1143.  Scavino Drama (Radio Ga Ga --- Queen)

#1144.  Cotton Is A Whore (Rotten To The Core --- Overkill)

#1145.  Fake Shit For You (Make It Wit Chu --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1146.  John James Is Gay (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1147.  John James (Freeze Frame --- J. Geils Band)

#1148.  Mast's A Mess (Last Caress --- Metallica)

#1149.  Kat Deceiver (Cat Scratch Fever --- Ted Nugent)

#1150.  Gay Kat Slut (Stray Cat Strut --- Stray Cats)

#1151.  Jane's Red (Jane Says --- Jane's Addiction)

#1152.  Trumpin' U.S.A. (Surfin' U.S.A. --- The Beach Boys)

#1153.  Imagine (Imagine --- Julian Lennon)

#1156.  McSwain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

#1158.  Donald's A Liar (Girl On Fire --- Alicia Keys)

#1160.  Jokin' With Putin (Smokin From Shootin --- My Morning Jacket)

#1162.  Kennedy (Remedy --- The Black Crowes)

#1163.  VEEP (Creep --- Radiohead)

#1165.  Donald Isn't White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#1167.  Palin (Sailing --- Christopher Cross)

#1168.  On Her Knees (Seas of Cheese --- Primus)

#1169.  Mar-a-Lago (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#1170.  Scott Pruitt (Hot Rockin' --- Judas Priest)

#1171.  That Donald's A Lyin' Clown (Stop Draggin' My Heart Around --- Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty)

#1173.  45 Beckons For Your Money (45 Seconds Of Ecstasy --- Susan Wood)

#1175.  Herbster's A Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1176.  Kathryn Mizelle (See You In Hell --- Grim Reaper)

#1177.  Norman (Woman --- John Lennon)

#1179.  Kathryn Mizelle (Rock You To Hell --- Grim Reaper)

#1180.  Ron DeSantis (Pocahantos --- Neil Young)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)

#1184.  Masters The Dumbshit (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica)

#1185.  Frank LaRose (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1186.  Carey Is A Hated Cunt (Carry On Wayward Son --- Kansas)

#1187.  Chabot (Habit --- Pearl Jam)

#1188.  Meet Randy Fine (Sweet Caroline --- Neil Diamond)

#1189.  Bill Johnson Song (The Wanton Song --- Led Zeppelin)

#1190.  Steve (Breathe --- Pink Floyd)

#1191.  Michael Carey (Mr. Scary --- Dokken)

#1192.  Carey Of Hate (Carry That Weight --- The Beatles)

#1194.  He's A Faggot Brad Wenstrup (Never Gonna Give You Up --- Rick Astley)

#1196.  Stormy's Chest (We Are Blest --- Tammy Faye Baker)

#1197.  Steve Chabot (Bad Habits --- David Lee Roth)

#1198.  Dear Mike Carey (Dear Rosemary --- Foo Fighters)

#1199.  Mr. Carey (Dr. Scary --- Dokken)

 

#1200.  Fuck J.D. Vance (Give Peace A Chance --- John Lennon)

 

#1202.  Wild Troy (Wild Boys --- Duran Duran)

 

#1203.  Yost (Ghost --- Phish)

#1204.  Yost Fucker! (Ghostbusters! --- Ray Parker Jr.)

#1205.  All Spartz (Doll Parts --- Hole)

#1208.  Conway's Unwell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#1209.  Conway Malign (Good Day Sunshine --- The Beatles)

#1210.  Connie Bloody Conway (Sunday Bloody Sunday --- U2)

#1211.  Why Did Jim Baird Fuck You (I Never Cared For You --- Willie Nelson)

#1212.  What If Mehmet Oz Commits Treason (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#1213.  Troy Is A Girl (Joy To he World --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1214.  Jake Evans The Cunt (Ten Seconds To Love --- Motley Crue)

#1215.  Vernon Jones (Game Of Thrones - Ramin Djawadi)

#1217.  Majewski's Asinine (Nobody's Fault But Mine - Black Crowes)

#1218.  Go Fuck Yourself Today (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)

#1220.  He's Kevin Cabrera (Tea In The Sahara --- The Police)

#1221.  Donald Was 45 (Polkas on 45 --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1222.  The Bullshit of Mike McCaul (Cigarettes and Alcohol --- Oasis)

#1223.  Gangbang Steube (Hang On Sloopy --- The McCoys)

#1224.  Fund Raising Mace (Amazing Grace --- Aretha Franklin) 

#1225.  James Comer (October --- U2)

#1226.  A.C.B. (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#1227.  Andy Barr (Drive My Car --- Paul McCartney)

#1228.  Fuck You I'm Lloyd Smucker (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#1229.  Perry (Very --- Moby)

#1230.  Mike McCaul (Cannonball --- The Breeders)

#1231.  Scott Perry's Asshole Is Queer (It Was A Very Good Year --- Frank Sinatra)

#1232.  Reschenthaler (Midnight Rider --- Allman Brothers)

#1233.  Pete Ricketts To Sacrifice (Two Tickets To Paradise --- Eddie Money)

#1234.  Trump Has A Tiny Bone (You'll Never Walk Alone --- Mark Madden)

#1235.  Kiley's Seditious (Highly Suspicious --- My Morning Jacket)

#1236.  Kathy Barnette (Sunrise, Sunset --- Fiddler On The Roof)

#1237.  Mastriano (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)

#1238.  Here Cums Ted Budd (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

#1239.  Perdue's A Liar (Into The Fire --- Dokken)

#1240.  Perdue's Campaign Is Broken (Into The Great Wide Open --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1241.  Sandy (Mandy --- Barry Manilow)

#1242.  Trump Is A Liar (Jump In The Fire --- Metallica)

#1243.  Kleefisch (Wishlist --- Pearl Jam)

#1244.  Bishop (Whip It --- DEVO)

#1245.  Cline's Outta Line (Time Outta Mind --- Steely Dan)

#1246.  Ben Cline's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)

 #1247.  Asshole Of Barry Moore (Knockin' On Heaven's Door)

#1248.  Moore's Unappealing (More Than A Feeling) 

#1249.  Moore Is Fucking Gay (More Than I Can Say --- Leo Sayer)

#1250.  Cline (Time --- Pink Floyd) 

#1251.  Ivanka Trump Was A Whore (Let My Love Open The Door --- Pete Townshend)

#1252.  Buddy Carter (Buddy Holly --- Weezer)

#1253.  Jared Kushner's A Whore (Lookin' Out My Back Door --- John Fogerty)

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