#1207. Nutting Is Nutting

The Pittsburgh Pirates have their annual charity 5K coming up on May 14th.  Haven't gone running in about 5 years.  But in an effort to properly honor team ownership, I might have to pull off a straight-up race bandit.  If for any other reason just to see the expression on Bob's face... as he congratulates me when I cross home plate.

Security!  Security!

Nutting is Nutting
sonofsaf

Not funny disgrace gettin’ richer
Dare to dream that fag is gettin’ queerer
And his wife’s a cunt and a kneeler
A newspaper thug, and ballpark creeper

He’s shittin’ turds
Butt craps them out on time
Mr. Baseball
A low attendance crime

He’s Bob Nutting
Nutting is Nutting
Bean counting is a crime
Nutting is Nutting
Some say he lost his mind
Nutting is Nutting
Pitchin’, catchin’, one big crime
Nutting is Nutting

PNC don’t got any parkers
A sammich comes with fries , carbs you’ll discover
A your team gets beat mother fucker
LYFT on the parkway is an UBER blunder

He must git paid
The Burgh is on his mind
A yinzer fake but fuck it
Wheeling time

He’s Bob Nutting
Nutting is Nutting
Bean counting is a crime
Nutting is Nutting
Some say he lost his mind
Nutting is Nutting
Pitchin’, catchin’, one big crime
Nutting is Nutting, hey

Nutting is Nutting
Bean counting is a crime
Nutting is Nutting
Some say he lost his mind
Nutting is Nutting
Pitchin’, catchin’, one big crime
Nutting is Nutting, hey

Nutting is Nutting
Bean counting is a crime
Nutting is Nutting
Some say he lost his mind
Nutting is Nutting
Pitchin’, catchin’, one big crime
Nutting is Nutting, hey

Nutting is Nutting
Bean counting is a crime
Nutting is Nutting
Some say he lost his mind
Nutting is Nutting
Pitchin’, catchin’, one big crime
Hey
Bean counting is a crime

 

Nothin' For Nothin'
Cinderella

When you see your face in the mirror
Does it seem the end is gettin' nearer
All your life you spent as a wheeler
Now the hole you dug, it gettin' deeper

You're talkin' words
But they don't make the rhyme
You'll lose it all
Cause you can't draw the line

You got nothin'
Nothin' for nothin'
You're hurtin' overtime
Nothin' for nothin'
And we don't need your kind
Nothin' for nothin'
Pushin', shovin', got no time
Nothin' for nothin'

When you see the day gettin' darker
You can run to your lies, run to your cover
When you feel the heat from a lover
You hit the highway lookin' for another

You made the grade
You left the hills behind
You take the cake and eat it
You're so blind

You got nothin'
Nothin' for nothin'
You're hurtin' overtime
Nothin' for nothin'
And we don't need your kind
Nothin' for nothin'
Pushin', shovin', got no time
Nothin' for nothin', hey

Nothin' for nothin'
You're hurtin' overtime
Nothin' for nothin'
And we don't need your kind
Nothin' for nothin'
Pushin', shovin', got no time
Nothin' for nothin', hey

Nothin' for nothin'
You're hurtin' overtime
Nothin' for nothin'
And we don't need your kind
Nothin' for nothin'
Pushin', shovin', got no time
Nothin' for nothin', hey

Nothin' for nothin'
You're hurtin' overtime
Nothin' for nothin'
And we don't need your kind
Nothin' for nothin'
Pushin', shovin', got no time
Hey
You're hurtin' overtime

 

From 1986 > 2012, Cinderella played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

Favorite Cinderella tune?  Night Songs

Cinderella:

7-1-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Saf, have you been to more Pittsburgh Pirates games or Pittsburgh Steelers games?  Fair question.  Believe it or not, it's about a toss-up.  My attendance for both franchises currently hovers around the 200 mark.  No desire to do a definitive hard count.

The Wheeling Nutcracker Top 10: 

#357.  Nutting Baseball (Nothing At All --- Heart)

#359.  Nutting Else Matters (Nothing Else Matters --- Metallica)

#363.  Bob (Bob --- Primus)

#417.  Buccos What The Fuck (Hillbilly Deluxe --- Brooks And Dunn)

#598.  Lemonade (Renegade --- Styx)

Ballpark.  (Dark Star --- Grateful Dead)

#1159.  MLB (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)

#1161.  Nutting's Gonna Fuck Us Now (Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now --- Jefferson Airplane)

#1174.  Nutting Plan (Nothingman --- Pearl Jam)

#1193.  Nutting Don't Care For You (Nothing Compares To You --- Soundgarden)

#1206.  Nutting Is Gay (Nothing to Say --- Soundgarden)

#1207.  Nutting Is Nutting (Nothin' For Nothin' --- Cinderella)

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