#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating Trump video clip.

An under-appreciated, admittedly photo-shopped relic from the previous administration.

 

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

 

He’s a Scrotum The Big Lie
sonofsaf

Fear that orange prolapsin’ smell
It bulges don’t ask why
Leaves a shit stain now don’t you know
He’s a scrotum the big lie

That really tiny mushroom schlong
It makes the ladies sigh
They don’t want him to pull it out
All part of the big lie

Did you ever see a lard ass creep
We hope that he will die
You’ll see he’s got nothing to give
He’s a scrotum the big lie

The violence of an orange retard
The people all ask why
Just how did he become a star
He’s a scrotum the big lie

 

I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry
Hank Williams

Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
The midnight train is whinin' low
I'm so lonesome, I could cry

I've never seen a night so long
When time goes crawlin' by
The moon just went behind the clouds
To hide its face and cry

Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves begin to die?
Like me, he's lost the will to live
I'm so lonesome, I could cry

The silence of a fallin' star
Lights up a purple sky
And as I wonder where you are
I'm so lonesome, I could cry

Never saw Hank Williams Sr. in concert.  He died 17 years before I was born.  A little before my time.  However, I did see Hank Williams Jr. a few times.  Jamboree, Star Lake, Monday Night Football.  The most violent, belligerent tailgating scene I ever saw was a Hank Williams Jr. / Lynyrd Skynyrd concert at Star Lake back in the mid 90's.  The scene mirrored the 1-6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.  Replete with the same redneck assholes waving Confederate flags.  Sponsored by Marlboro, Skoal and Jack Daniels.  It's as if the fan base was trying to stage a coup on the little town of Burgettstown.  And the holy ground of Star Lake was its staging area.

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#570. Trump's Not Okay

One would think, that with the last 5 years of constant Donald Trump / McDonald's analogies.... that people in the media would just start calling him "Ronald McDump."  Hey, I say it's never too late to do what's right.  McDump it is.

Through the lens of history, I suspect Donald will be regarded as the more famous clown.

 

Trump’s Not Okay
sonofsaf

Why do some wish he had stayed
Stormy Daniels gettin’ laid
Get your pets neutered or spade
Trump’s not okay
Donald Trump is filled with hate
There’s no need to obfuscate
Ivanka’s period’s late
Trump’s not okay
And he wants a McChicken
Chickens were chickens and eggs were eggs
Donald Trump resembles a clown like ‘ol McDonald again
Orange Prolapse ain’t heaven sent
He looks like a used car dent
Now we know what Clinton meant
Trump’s not okay

Those Were The Days
Carroll O’Connor & Jean Stapleton

Boy, the way Glenn Miller played
songs that made the hit parade
Guys like me we had it made
Those were the days
Didn't need no welfare state
ev'rybody pulled his weight
gee our old LaSalle ran great
Those were the days
And you knew who you were then
girls were girls and men were men
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
People seemed to be content
fifty dollars paid the rent
freaks were in a circus tent
Those were the days

All In The Family was such a classic slice of Americana (1971-1979).  Regrettably, I was just too young to really grasp or "appreciate" all of the racism, bigotry, and anti-semitism.  Not too mention the prevailing anti-war sentiment.

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#569. Arizona's Blake Masters 2021

Blake Masters is the multi-billionaire, tech hedge fund manager Peter Theil's hand-picked Arizona Senate candidate.  Theil likes 'em young.  Easier to mold and shape in thine own graven image.  Consistent with the current trend of idolatry sweeping through the Republican party.

Primarily speaking, Blake "Bowel Movement" Masters just seems a little creepy.

Arizona’s Blake Masters 2021
sonofsaf

For when the Cyber Ninjas work the room you’ll see,
As the money all comes rollin’ in for free.
It's just the ballots cast for Donald are too few.

Why do you cause strife, Donald Trump?
Do you know that John McCain he has died?
Don't be acting so proud, when you know you’ve lied, Donald Trump.

They keep training volunteers in the round.
They’ll be discarding ‘dem votes by the pound,
Why is the Orange Prolapse turning so bright beet red,
Counting votes for the real President instead.

Why do you cause strife, Donald Trump?
Do you know that John McCain he has died?
Don't be acting so proud, when you know you’ve lied, Donald Trump.

For when the Cyber Ninjas work the room you’ll see,
As the money all comes rollin’ in for free.
It's just the ballots cast for Donald are too few.

Why do you cause strife, Donald Trump?
Do you know that John McCain he has died?
Don't be acting so proud, when you know you’ve lied, Donald Trump.

New York Mining Disaster 1941
Bee Gees

In the event of something happening to me,
There is something I would like you all to see.
It's just a photograph of someone that I knew.

Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?
Do you know what it's like on the outside?
Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones.

I keep straining my ears to hear a sound.
Maybe someone is digging underground,
Or have they given up and all gone home to bed,
Thinking those who once existed must be dead.

Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?
Do you know what it's like on the outside?
Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones.

In the event of something happening to me,
There is something I would like you all to see.
It's just a photograph of someone that I knew.

Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?
Do you know what it's like on the outside?
Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones.

 

Most Bee Gees songs are relatively challenging.  This one was no exception.

Please do not share this material with Arizona U.S. Senate primary candidate Blake Masters.

#568. Kevin McCarthy Wanted Brian Banks

Just when you think it can't get any worse, Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy is threatening to beat Nancy Pelosi with a wooden gavel.  Sounds about right.  Orange Prolapse sycophant, California pseudo poli-stud wants to inflict physical pain upon an 81 year old woman.  Yep, sounds 'bout right.

Has a certain Mike Pence-ish feel to it, eh?  Hang Mike Pence!  Beat Pelosi!

McCarthy was upset because Nancy Pelosi dismissed 2 of his 5 selections for the 1-6 Congressional investigation.  Jim Jordan (R-OH) and Jim Banks (R-IN).  So he predictably pulled all 5 of them.  Wow!  What a brilliant political strategist.

Democrats should start "accidentally" referring to this bozo as Joseph McCarthy.  On second thought, he'd probably use the disparaging context to raise money.

 

Kevin McCarthy Appointed Jim Banks
sonofsaf

YOU LEADING FUCK
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE WANTED A SPRAY ON TAN
YOU WORSHIP THE ORANGE PROLAPSE OF ANOTHER
YOU FUCKED WITH STORMY DANIELS, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

THE MINORITY’S DOUCHEBAGGING
YOU PLAY THE CRITICAL RACE CARD
YOU SPEND CASH ON THAT FAKE ORANGE HAIR
YOUR BALD EAGLE ENCORED WITH A WITCHY WOMAN

KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS
KEVIN MCCARTHY WANTED BRIAN BANKS

 

I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
Anal Cunt

YOU FUCKING DYKE
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POET'S SPERM

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING
YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD
YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN

I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK

I went to A.C. about 20 years ago (bachelor trip for Hostile Golfer).  Good time but I wouldn't recommend it as a celebratory destination.  Never seen the true A.C. (Anal Cunt).  They've been to Pittsburgh 8 times.  Mostly renegade clubs and such.  They once played in downtown Wheeling way back in the day.  I think at the Down Under or the gay bar up the street.

Please do not share this material with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and/ or former President Donald J. Trump.

#566. Fuck Susan Wright

Last week's words of wisdom and encouragement from the Orange Prolapse... "Susan will serve the people in the 6th Congressional District of Texas, and our Country, very well.  She has my Complete and Total Endorsement.  She will never let you down!  Go out and vote for Susan Wright."

July 28, 2021 election result:

Jake Ellzey	Republican	20,837	53.3%
Susan Wright	Republican	18,279	46.7
Total reported		39,116

Trump's response... "This is the only race we've ... this is not a loss, again, I don't want to claim it is a loss, this was a win," said Trump. "The big thing is, we had two very good people running that were both Republicans.  That was the win."

A very clear, straightforward message:  When you win, you win.  When you lose, you win.  Both pathetic and convenient!

 

Oh yeah, and then he blamed some somebody else for allegedly pushing the endorsement (President of the conservative Club For Growth, David McIntosh).

 

Fuck Susan Wright
sonofsaf

So you think Texas is baloney
Special election wait and see
Jake Ellzey not endorsed by a Trumpy
But Rick Perry voted for me

Wright (right), well fuck Susan Wright
You’re fuckin’ Susan Wright today
Wright, we’ll fuck Susan Wright
You know, you’re fuckin’ Wright today

Ha ha, we’ll fuck her tonight
You know, fuck her today
Yeah, yeah, well fuck Susan Wright
You know, fuck her today
The vote don’t matter anyway

Fight the libtards with spam email
All about the critical race
Tell the big lie, no, promote it to scale
Narcissism is the case

Wright (quite right), you're bloody well right
You’re fuckin’ Susan Wright today
Wright, we’ll fuck Susan Wright
You know, you’re fuckin’ Wright today

Ha ha, we’ll fuck her tonight
You know, fuck her today
Yeah, yeah, well fuck Susan Wright
You know, you’re fuckin’ Wright today

You’re fuckin’ Susan Wright today
You’re fuckin’ Susan Wright today
You’re fuckin’ Susan Wright today
You’re fuckin’ Susan Wright today, yeah

 

Bloody Well Right
Supertramp

So you think your schooling is phoney
I guess it's hard not to agree
You say, "It all depends on money
And who is in your family tree"

Right (right), you're bloody well right
You got a bloody right to say
Right, you're bloody well right
You know, you got a right to say

Ha, ha, you're bloody well right
You know, you're right to say
Yeah, yeah, you're bloody well right
You know, you're right to say
And me, I don't care anyway

Write your problems down in detail
And take 'em to a higher place
You've had your cry, no, I shouldn't say wail
In the meantime hush your face

Right (quite right), you're bloody well right
You got a bloody right to say
Right, you're bloody well right
You know, you got a right to say

Ha, ha, you're bloody well right
You know, you're right to say
Yeah, yeah, you're bloody well right
You know, you got a right to say

You got a bloody right to say
You got a bloody right to say
You got a bloody right to say
You got a bloody right to say, yeah

 

Favorite Supertramp song is a tie.  Goodbye Stranger & Take The Long Way Home. 

Supertramp played the Burgh twice.  Once in 1979.  And another time in 1983.  Nine years old is probably a little too young for a rock concert.  And the second concert would've likely interfered with my rigorous Bar Mitzvah preparation.

Please do not share this material with Congressman Jake Ellzey (R-TX), former Congresswoman Susan Wright (R-TX), and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#565. Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating Trump video clip.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch - Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns - Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry - Godley and Creme)

 

Lie
sonofsaf

You don't know of the Trump disdain
You don't know
You don't know of the Trump disdain
You don't know of the clown prolapsin’
It's the sound of justice callin’
Ass filled with the pain
You don't know how to feel the shame
Small hands
Long tie
They call it the big lie
We hope that you will die
Lie…
They call it the big lie
You don't know of the Trump disdain
You don't know
You don't know of the Trump disdain
Don't you fear all the bullshit lyin’
Ground and pound in the pig styin’
Here cums the stain
You don't know how to feel the shame
Small hands
Long tie
You don't even know ‘cause you don’t ask why
They call it the big lie
You don't know
You don't even know ‘cause you don’t ask why
They call it the big lie
You don't even know ‘cause you don’t ask why
They call it the big lie
Lie…
Lie
Lie
Lie
Lie

Cry
Godley and Creme

You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know what the sound is darlin'
It's the sound of my tears fallin'
Or is it the rain?
You don't know how to play the game
You cheat
You lie
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna cry
Cry...
You make me wanna cry
You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
Don't you hear any voices cryin'?
That's the sound of my love dyin'
Here comes the rain
You don't know how to play the game
You cheat
You lie
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna cry
You don't know
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna cry
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna cry
Cry...
Cry
Cry
Cry
Cry

Ah yes.  The first ever "face-morphing" video.  Feel free to use my song and create a similar video with all the dumbshit Orange Prolapse supporters (paint face Rudy Giuliani, Sidney "face of meh" Powell, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, The My Pillow Fuck, Senator Lindsay "Covid" Graham "Cracker", Marjorie Taylor Greene, etc.

Godley and Creme have never performed in Pittsburgh.  Truth be told, I doubt they toured much.  Here's a memorable Miami Vice scene featuring the song.  I've always claimed that Miami Vice was "way ahead of its time."  Much like the sitcom Alf (not to be confused with the movie Elf).

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#564. As The World Byrnes

Former Undercock.com CEO Patrick Byrne...

Bitcoin?  How clever.

 ... makes me sick.  Here's yet another parody under my "Big Lie" sub-species.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch - Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns - Kreator)

As the World Byrnes
sonofsaf

Donald is queer
He hates the cops
But will defend
The blow job lips of Stormy D. just for fun
Orange pumpkin’s all
Orange Prolapse lie
Orange dope his arrival, burns bright red when he’s fucking us

Now desecrate
You know he’ll never take a fucking bow, the prolapse always burns
Extolled by the Trump train
His copulation is so gay, and we are all concerned
As the world Byrnes

He’s a cunt, and the cream
Is not great
And he has bad breath and cum to unload
He’s not okay
Liar disdain
Democracy he will destroy for what it’s worth

Now desecrate
You know he’ll never take a fucking bow, the prolapse always burns
Extolled by the Trump train
His copulation is so gay, and we are all concerned
As the world Byrnes

Now desecrate
You know he’ll never take a fucking bow, the prolapse always burns
Extolled by the Trump train
His copulation is so gay, and we are all concerned
As the world Byrnes

As The World Burns
Kreator

The war is here
The future stops
Existence ends
Apocalypse will take our lives one by one
As cities fall
As cultures die
As hope for survival, turns into nothingness for us

Await your fate
You know there is nothing to save us now, the mankind never learns
Controlled by violent brains
The population has to pay, the doomsday has returned
As the world burns

Try to run, try to scream
It's too late
Megatons of death await to explode
To clear away
Fire and Pain
Now the time has come to destroy the planet Earth

Await your fate
You know there is nothing to save us now, the mankind never learns
Controlled by violent brains
The population has to pay, the doomsday has returned
As the world burns

Await your fate
You know there is nothing to save us now, the mankind never learns
Controlled by violent brains
The population has to pay, the doomsday has returned
As the world burns

 

 

German trash metal band Kreator has appeared in Pittsburgh a grand total of 8 times.  Mostly at the old City Limits venue in Penn Hills which transformed itself into a Dollar Store.  Never seen 'em.

Please do not share this information with Patrick Byrne and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#563. Byrne's A Bitch

Former Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne is the "founding father" of "The America Project."  He's also the primary financial contributor to the Arizona Cyber Ninja audit.  To the tune of 3.2 million dollars.

What a fucking douchebag.  I hereby bestow upon him the nickname "Undercock."

 

Due to his direct involvement, I'm going to include him in the Big Lie parody series.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch - Radiohead)

 

Byrne’s a Bitch
sonofsaf

He ain’t Hans Solo
More of a Rolo
Trump is so fucked up

Stormy Daniels groped his sagging ball sack
Tiny schlong because his dick won’t grow

Byrne’s a bitch
Byrne’s a bitch
He has no cum to give

The losses won’t be ignored
His name is Patrick Byrne
Can’t fuck he’s not able
Tries to commit treason
Donald an ethics lack
His twitter hacked
Covid ain’t real germs

Stormy Daniels groped his sagging ball sack
Tiny schlong ‘cause his cock can’t grow

Byrne’s a bitch
Byrne’s a bitch
He has no cum to give
He has no cum to give

 

Burn the Witch
Radiohead

Stay in the shadows
Cheer at the gallows
This is a round up

This is a low flying panic attack
Sing a song on the jukebox that goes

Burn the witch
Burn the witch
We know where you live

Red crosses on wooden doors
And if you float you burn
Loose talk around tables
Abandon all reason
Avoid all eye contact
Do not react
Shoot the messengers

This is a low flying panic attack
Sing the song of sixpence that goes

Burn the witch
Burn the witch
We know where you live
We know where you live

One of the few songs where I overwhelmingly prefer the studio version (mostly due to the tight violins).

Released in 2016, Burn The Witch is probably the best song and video of the last decade.  If you can think of a better tune circa 2010-2020, lemme know.  Just sayin'.  Earlier in the year, I wrote a similarly styled Burn The Mitch parody regarding the Senatorial minority turtle. 

Radiohead: 

8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH

7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump.

#562. Big Lie Trump Overload

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.

Perhaps it's time to embrace the Jewish Mezuzah concept.  But design them in the form of urinal cakes.  So every time you go and take a piss...  Even better, stick 'em in the bowl of a toilet.  So every time you take a dump...

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

 

Big Lie Trump Overload
sonofsaf

Why is he such an orange clown?
Why does he keep getting banned?
He could have caused some more harm
He could have done more that wasn’t planned

White supremacy’s the endeavor
Jared Kushner is a Jew
Now will you relent ‘cause the Dems aren’t coping
The bells of freedom are ringing
Fake news, ah, ah

So big lie Trump overload
Where the stench of the swamp is so foul
He ain’t allowed in the White House
And he resembles a sow

Back to the selling of MAGA crappy goods
Cum on her face with a load
Oh, the Republican Party is gonna die
From big lie Trump overload
Ah, ah

Why does he cause so much pain?
Why the hatred and disdain?
It'll take you an army of auditing ninjas
Election that we must defend

Maybe try for reinstatement
There's plenty more votes to be found
Morbid’s the new obesity
Shitting out Big Macs for you
By the pound, ah, ah

So big lie Trump overload
Where the stench of the swamp is so foul
He ain’t allowed in the White House
And he resembles a sow

Back to the selling of MAGA crappy goods
Cum on her face with a load
Oh, the Republican Party is gonna die
From big lie Trump overload
Ah, ah

 

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John

When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man

You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing
The blues, ah, ah

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Ah, ah

What do you think you'll do then?
I bet they'll shoot down the plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again

Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you
On the ground, ah, ah

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Ah, ah

Favorite Elton John song?  Probably "Philadelphia Freedom."  And yeah, I've already parodied it.

Elton John:

Elton John, 6-11-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
Elton John, 3-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Elton John, 9-18-12, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV
Elton John, 10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 

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#561. The Big Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.

Assuming Trump's female body double, Spanish potato farmer Dolores Leis is still alive, I have some unique ideas for "spoof attack ads" that could conceivably alter the trajectory of politics.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

 

 

The Big Lie
sonofsaf

Here comes the liar to make you so afraid
Orange Prolapse round like a Q-Anon quack
Trump likes to ramble, and fill you up with scorn
He needs a cup for his sagging ball sack
Trump’s full of bullshit the way that he sickens
Abuse all the black cocks, his asshole you’ll taste
No smoking weed as you lick rectums all day
He loves to watch porn Stormy was his fate

Fucking (fucking), rambling (rambling), lying (lying)
Posting (posting), yelling (yelling), trying (trying), won’t get fooled again
Fucking (fucking), rambling (rambling), lying (lying)
Posting (posting), yelling (yelling), trying (trying)

Done
Hope you die
Do not live
Makes me cry
Pray you’re done
Hope you die
Do not live
The big lie

Trump loves to fire and make people somber
He’s worse than the worst all the live long day
Bend over, grunt sounds as your ass gets fucked then
Take you for a ride and cash in again
Wishes he had a cock makin’ a huge fuss
McDonald’s dining gives him the runs
Not learning discerning fake news is upon them
Being President, that job was no fun

Fucking (fucking), rambling (rambling), lying (lying)
Posting (posting), yelling (yelling), trying (trying), won’t get fooled again
Fucking (fucking), rambling (rambling), lying (lying)
Posting (posting), yelling (yelling), trying (trying)

Done
Hope you die
Do not live
Makes me cry
Pray you’re done
Hope you die
Do not live
The big lie

 

 

 

Aces High
Iron Maiden

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
There comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble, we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack
Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheel blocks, there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Got to get airborne before it's too late

Running (running), scrambling (scrambling), flying (flying)
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving), going in again
Running (running), scrambling (scrambling), flying (flying)
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving)

Run
Live to fly
Fly to live
Do or die
Won't you run?
Live to fly
Fly to live
Aces high

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin 'round to come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again
Bandits at eight o'clock move in behind us
Ten ME-109s out of the sun
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them, I press down my guns

Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving)
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving), going in again
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving)
Rolling (rolling), turning (turning), diving (diving)

Run
Live to fly
Fly to live
Do or die
Won't you run?
Live to fly
Fly to live
Aces high

 

 

Iron Maiden:

1-9-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-5-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

8-11-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-8-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-14-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

One of the best opening segue-ways in the history of rock'n'roll.  Aces High > Two Minutes To Midnight. 

Live After Death might possibly be my all-time favorite live metal album.  Unleashed in the East (Judas Priest), World Wide Live (Scorpions),  Operation Livecrime (Queensryche), Decade of Aggression (Slayer).  It's a tough call.

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#560. Trump Is Shit

Plenty of Trump "poop emojis" on the interwebs.  Butt the superior embodiment of "real-world" "Trump shit" is easily replicable.  May I suggest a call to action.  From this day forth, every patriotic canine owner embrace should refuse to clean up their dog's shit.  Instead, summon a little inspiration. 

For the excrement of large dogs, use a half chopstick.  A toothpick for those smaller pocket rat-styled dogs.

 

Trump Is Shit
sonofsaf

He is concealing that he’s bald and grey it’s one big con
He is a fraud and not relig, he botched, and cannot learn
He throws a fit just like a fag and doesn’t even care
He is a fraud and not relig.

Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire

He is concealing that he’s bald and grey it’s one big con
He is a fraud and not relig, he botched, and cannot learn
He throws a fit just like a fag and doesn’t even care
He is a fraud and not relig.

Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire

He took a heavy load, right in the fucking face
Melania gave birth, Barron’s a big disgrace
He is the Orange Prolapse, Ivanka’s such a bitch
He is an orange fat ass, but not McConnell Mitch

Trump is shit
Trump is shit

He is concealing that he’s bald and grey it’s one big con
He is a fraud and not relig, he botched, and cannot learn
He throws a fit just like a fag and doesn’t even care
He is a fraud and not relig.

Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire

He took a heavy load, right in the fucking face
Melania gave birth, Barron’s a big disgrace
He is the Orange Prolapse, Ivanka’s such a bitch
He is an orange fat ass, but not McConnell Mitch

Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit
Billionaire, Trump is shit, Trump is shit
Billionaire
Trump is shit

 

I Love It
Icona Pop

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridge

I don't care, I love it
I don't care

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridge

I don't care, I love it
I don't care

You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the '70s, but I'm a '90s bitch

I love it
I love it

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridge

I don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care, I love it
I don't care

You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way
You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the '70s, but I'm a '90s bitch

I don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care, I love it
I don't care, I love it, I love it
I don't care
I love it

 

 

I've always liked the grocery shopping scene from the Bad Moms movie.  Funny shit.  

Icona Pop has played just one concert in Pittsburgh.  But it was a big one.  They opened for One Direction at Heinz Field in 2015.  I was not in attendance.

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#559. Big Lies

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of "Big Lie" tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.

During the 2020 election cycle, I created this flyer which got some favorable reviews.

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

Big Lies
sonofsaf

He’s the orangest orangest clown that you’ll ever see
Trump pissed all over our humanity
Preaching apocalyptic doom
Predicting ‘Merica’s fall
MSNBC says he tells
The biggest lies of all

I tell big lies
I tell big lies
They're dangerous lies
And treasonous lies
And he tells big lies
And she tells big lies
(But Trump tells the biggest lies of them all)

And the lies he tells denouncing
His shit is full of bull
And Stormy Daniels never came again
She knows that he’s a sack of shit
She said he was a liar
Everybody says that his
Great lies inspire

He tells big lies
Oh he tells big lies
And they're such big lies
Ugly big lies
And he tells big lies
And she tells big lies
(But Trump tells the biggest lies of them all)

With lies there is less clarity
Sometimes under duress
Trump’s dick you cannot measure
As he tit-fucked Stormy’s chest
The lies he tells denouncing
Are bereft and impolite
He is a thief and his big lies
Are on Fox News tonight

Trump tells big lies
Trump tells big lies
Trump tells big lies
He tells big lies
She tells big lies
(But Trump tells the biggest lies of them all)

And I’m just itching my balls and my scrotum
Donald Trump Junior is his son
Filet ‘O Fish, fries, Big Macs
(But Trump tells the biggest lies of them all)

(Trump fucker)
(Trump fucker)

Big Balls
AC/DC

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And their fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Fancy big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

I always thought AC/DC should've played this song live.  No idea why they never considered adding it to their repertoire.

AC/DC:

5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

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#558. Horrible Son

Historically speaking, when it comes to consequential U.S. politicians, their children have long been considered "out of bounds."  Traditionally, the media just won't go there.

15 years old.  At 6'7", Barron towers over the Orange Prolapse.

But then Trump came along.  So I say let's give the clown what he wants. 

 

Horrible Son
sonofsaf

Some folks think that spray tans are for fags
Rosy glow and hue*
And if you can say “Ass made of Cheese“
The insurrection’s on you, Lord

Can’t you see, can’t you see
He’s the Orange Prolpase’s son, son
Can’t you see, can’t you see
Barron’s a horrible son

Last name Trump first name Barron
Lord, they’re ringing’ those bells, yeah
But with the Trumpers lookin’ to score
White House looks like one helluva fail

Can’t you see, can’t you see
He ain’t no billionaire dud, no, no
Can’t you see, can’t you see
Barron’s a horrible son

Yeah, some folks think Ivanka spreads her thighs
And that Jared’s a whore
And when you ask 'em, "How they fuckin’ live?”
Melania’s hard core core core

Can’t you see, can’t you see
I’m fuckin’ Donald Trump’s son, son
Can’t you see, can’t you see
Barron’s a horrible son, son

Can’t you see, can’t you see
Barron’s a horrible son
Can’t you see, can’t you see
Barron’s a horrible son

Fortunate Son
Creedence Clearwater Revival

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
They're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
They point the cannon at you, Lord

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, yeah
But when the taxman comes to the door
The house look a like a rummage sale

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

Yeah, some folks inherit star-spangled eyes
They send you down to war
And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?"
They only answer, "More, more, more"

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, one

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

 

* obscure Seinfeld reference.  

George:  I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek. 

Jerry: She's got a fine cheek. 

George: Is there a pinkish hue? 

Jerry: A pinkish hue? 

George: Yes, a rosy glow.

John Fogerty:

7-5-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for John Cougar Melloncunt)

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#557. Big Lie

I've already done a slew of parodies about the Orange Prolapse.  Many of them reference the big lie.  But not directly in the title.  So now, I've entered into this new "subset" phase.  I'll be forgoing the standard preamble and simply provide an updated list of tunes.  Along with an embarrassing photo or humiliating video clip.

 

Remember when McDonald's had their twitter account hacked?  I do.  It begs the obvious question... who would do such a thing?

 

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)

 

#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

 

Big Lie
sonofsaf

Spreading the big lie
The far right will kill
Oh, lookin’ for some action
All the blood that we’ll spill

Spreadin’ the big lie
Big, big lie

Politics sure ain’t free
But it gives you a thrill
Oh, Jared Kushner’s a Jew
All the blood that we’ll spill

Spreadin’ the big lie
Big, big lie

I throw up
Not from alcohol
I throw up
The vomit and all

Spreadin’
Big, big lie
Just spreadin’ the big lie
Big, big lie

Big Love
Fleetwood Mac

Looking out for love
In the night so still
Oh, I'll build you a kingdom
In that house on the hill

Lookin' out for love
Big, big love

You said that you love me
And that you always will
Oh, you begged me to keep you
In that house on the hill

Lookin' out for love
Big, big love

I wake up
Alone with it all
I wake up
But only to fall

Lookin' out for love
Big, big love
Just lookin' out for love
Big, big love

Is it me?  Or is this song just a wee bit melodramatic?

Fleetwood Mac:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 

11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

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