#1958. A Border

Plenty of tough GOP "border smack-talk" for 2024.  

Bring back the mandatory infant separation policy, rebuild the cages, more funding for thermal-foil blankets, miles of Concertini wire, independent contractors whose sole expertise is changing diapers, etc.  And paint the wall black for cryin' out loud!  More first degree burns.

 Oh, the humanity!  Fecal that is.  Rachel Carson St. Bridge.  7-6-23, 10:07am.

 

A Border
sonofsaf

Kushner whore, Ivanka’s white
She’d blow a BBC that’s right
McDonald’s lard and more ammo
Stormy’s hardcore her tits are bold
He’ll stop the steal and say fuck you
It’s all fake news we’ve grown used to

The Donald’s wrath Mexican foes
Trump wants a border
Trump wants a border

Orange Prolapse it farts a breath
His mushroom cock has no regret, ooh
Anal attack’s part of the show
He will consume but not pay for
It’s all fake news we’ve grown used to
Low self-esteem he’ll launch a coup, oh

The Donald’s wrath Mexican foes
Trump wants a border
Trump is a hoarder
Trump wants a border
Trump is a hoarder

Oh!
Weight gain, weight gain Big Mac order, oh yeah!
Trump is a hoarder (is a hoarder, hoarder, hoarder)
Document hoarder (enemy, enemy yo)
Oh (McDonald’s he’ll consume but not pay for

 

No Quarter
Led Zeppelin

Close the door, put out the light / Kushner whore, Ivanka’s white
You know they won't be home tonight / She’d blow a BBC alright
The snow falls hard and don't you know? /
The winds of Thor are blowing cold
They're wearing steel that's bright and true
They carry news that must get through

They choose the path where no-one goes
They hold no quarter
They hold no quarter

Walking side by side with death
The devil mocks their every step, ooh
The snow drives back the foot that's slow
The dogs of doom are howling more
They carry news that must get through
To build a dream for me and you, oh

They choose the path where no-one goes
They hold no quarter
They ask no quarter
They hold no quarter
They ask no quarter

Oh!
The pain, the pain without quarter, oh yeah!
They ask no quarter (without quarter, quarter, quarter)
They give no quarter (giving me, giving me no)
Oh (I hear the dogs of doom are howling more!)

One of my favorite Zeppelin tunes.  It's my second parody of No Quarter.  A couple years ago, I penned #22.  No Porter.  A tribute to the former New York Mets General Manager.  The disgraced Jared Porter.

Favorite album?  Physical Graffiti.

Led Zeppelin-oriented concerts:

3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

... and the occasional Zeppelin Tribute band at a club along with a couple of Jason Bonham concerts at Star Lake.

The Big Lie 100: (#1117)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

 

Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.

#1957. Sick Bowers

After the Squirrel Hill synagogue massacre concluded...

... Robert Bowers said, he felt "in awe" of his accomplishment and compared it to the work of the Founding Fathers when they finished writing the U.S. Constitution.

Eleven dead.  Six wounded. 

In other news, everyone is wondering why Trump has shifted his nickname for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis... from DeSanctimonius to DeSanctus.  The answer isn't terribly complex.  DeSanctus loosely rhymes with "The Anus."  The Orange Prolapse's allegiance to rectal-related campaign issues continues to resonate.

 

Sick Bowers
sonofsaf

Robert’s a sick Bowers
AR’s the way
Crime’s not a big fuss
‘Cause the Jews aren’t okay

Donald’s insurrection
Donald Trump’s shit show
In Squirrel Hill too
Holo-caustic yo

It’s a Holocaust shit show
Trump’s tiny mushroom bone
‘Cause he’s the Orange Prolapse clown
As South Dakota fucks Kristi Noem

Robert’s a sick Bowers
Now Stormy D. blows
His critical race
Her god damn horseface, because it shows

It’s a Holocaust shit show
Trump’s tiny mushroom bone
‘Cause he’s the Orange Prolapse clown
All Mar-a-Lago fucks Kristi Noem
‘Cause he’s the Orange Prolapse clown
All Mar-a-Lago fucks Kristi Noem

Six Hours
Alice Cooper

There's only six hours
Left in the day
Time is so precious
And it's slipping away

Got no destination
Got no place to go
And being with you
Is all that I know

Put your head on my pillow
We're finally alone
Wash the dust from your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home

There's only six hours
How quickly it goes
In this sacred place
Our secret is safe, nobody knows

Put your head on my pillow
We're finally alone
Wash the dust form your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home
Wash the dust form your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home

Vincent Damon Furnier a/k/a Alice Cooper returns to the area on August 6 with a concert at the Cambria County War Memorial Arena.  Never been to this venue in Johnstown.  1969 to the present, Alice Cooper has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 28 times.

Alice Cooper:

9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH


8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA


10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

3-20-22, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA

4-29-23, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1116)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

 

 

Please do not share this material with Robert Bowers and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1956. Luna

Representative Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL) is all aboard the 2024 Orange Prolapse train.

A length of colon that surpasses every conceivable expectation.  An excremental delivery tube the likes of which has never been before!  

Make Anal Great Again!  Make Assholes Gape Again!

 

 

 

Luna
sonofsaf

Donald stop the stealing
Trump won’t evolve
He can’t stand the Dems

His only wish is for Stormy to suck his cock
Blow job she will give

Donald stop the stealing
Trump won’t evolve
He can’t stand the Dems

His only wish is for Stormy to suck his cock
Blow job she will give

Cock sucking head first
Trump is the enemy
Get down upon a knee
And drink his load and see

Donald stop the stealing
Trump won’t evolve
He can’t stand the Dems

His only wish is for Stormy to suck his cock
Blow job she will give

Cock sucking head first
Trump is the enemy
Get down upon a knee
And drink his load and see

 

Tuna
Hooverphonic

Micro liquid feelings
Will never solve
Pacific problems

Exotic fish will never be able to walk
As long as we live

Micro liquid feelings
Will never solve
Pacific problems

Exotic fish will never be able to walk
As long as we live

Walkers can come first
This golden century
And now I really see
It's still a luxury

Micro liquid feelings
Will never solve
Pacific problems

Exotic fish will never be able to walk
As long as we live

Walkers can come first
This golden century
And now I really see
It's still a luxury

According to my cursory research, Hooverphonic has never played the Burgh.  Not sure if anyone really gives a shit.  Or for that matter, even knows the difference between the band and an aggressively sucking vacuum.

Saf, what's your favorite brand of tuna?  Gotta go with Starkist.  Chicken of the Sea actually angers me.  Bumble Bee less so.

The Big Lie 100: (#1115)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.

#1955. Gay Donald

Is Trump a faggot?  Inquiring minds wanna know.

 

I dunno... you tell me.  Seriously... the obsession with personal vanity, the tanning booths, the makeup, the gaudy everything, the dumbshit hairdo, the adult diapers, etc.

 

  Ballpark & stadium proximity alert.  Happy 4th of July.

 

Gay Donald
sonofsaf

Gay, gay, gay, gay
Gay, gay, gay, gay
Gay Donald

Low blow, fake shit yo
This ain’t Donald Trump’s first rodeo
A lying bitch filled with animosity
Look out, there is no doubt
His mushroom cock goes in and out
Of the Orange Prolapse clown’s colon meat

Big Mac for Trump, no quarter pound
The seeds are sown from a McShit clown
His dick’s worse than a 5-alarm
Fire of lust, Stormy did harm

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Son-in-law is a Jew
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Fuckin’, fake news
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald

Wake up world, and hear what I say
Only Jesus Christ can save
Your sister’s cunt is gonna queef and fart
Honest Abe, had enough
Trump’s defeat was all a bluff
Tryin’ to pound our democracy apart

Trump’s shit show’s the one we all dread
His Orange Prolapse attack is red
Anal that cancer’s precedent
His asshole has a real bad scent

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Son-in-law is a Jew
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Fuckin’, fake news
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald

This ain't your daddy talkin'
A job, to blow
A whore will want that cock in
A job, to blow
Bad wet dream
Can’t make her cream

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Son-in-law is a Jew
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Fuckin’, fake news
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Son-in-law is a Jew
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Fuckin’, fake news
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Son-in-law is a Jew
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald
Fuckin’, fake news
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay Donald

 

Hey Stoopid
Alice Cooper

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey stupid

Hey bro, take it slow
You ain't livin' in a video
You're flying low with a high velocity
No doubt, you're stressin' out
That ain't what rock n' roll's about
Get off that one way trip down lonely street

Now I know you've been kicked around
You ain't alone in this ugly town
You stick a needle in your arm
You bite the dust, you buy the farm

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win, you lose
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid

C'mon girl, it's a better day
Get your foot out of that grave
Don't let that one love tear your world apart
C'mon babe, kick that stuff
Show the street it ain't so tough
Quit lyin' around with a crippled, broken heart

Now I know you've been seeing red
Don't put a pistol to your head
Sometimes your answer's heaven sent
Your way is so damn permanent

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win, you lose
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid

This ain't your daddy talkin'
You know, I know
Your story ain't so shocking
You know, I know
Blow some steam
C'mon and scream

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win, you lose
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win, you lose
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
What ya tryin' to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid
They win, you lose
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid

 

 

Since 1969, Alice Cooper has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 28 times.  Vincent Damon Furnier returns to the area on August 6 with a concert at the Cambria County War Memorial Arena on August 6.  Flood of Johnstown 2023! 

Alice Cooper:

9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH


8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA


10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

3-20-22, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA

4-29-23, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH

The Big Lie 100: (#1114)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1954. Walt Nauta

Imagine the prospect of serving your country as a sycophantic dumbshit for an Orange Prolapse under federal indictment.

 

Such is the case with Forty-Five's assistant Walt Nauta.  Just another Trump lackey who'll inevitably take the fall for his boss and serve extensive time in prison.  You know, as The Donald goes golfing and dines freely at McDonald's.

 

 

Walt Nauta
sonofsaf

His sins we’re not absolving
Donald fucked everyone
His dick needs penicillin
Your sister’s cunt
Uncle Jew he would shout
Asshole and creampie
Walt Nauta’s tellin’ big lies

A golden shower fountain
A Lake Tahoe bedroom
A mushroom penis
An Orange Prolapsing goon
But he’s a queer fat cow
Asshole opens wide
Walt Nauta’s tellin’ big lies

Ivanka’s a cunt
That Kushner scent is rough
And The Donald just keeps on lying (Wish he was dying)
Still MAGA to the end (The end of time)
Depends an anal crime
Sodomy’s the reason why
White’s an orange disguise

A basket full of lotion
Should be put behind bars
Tits are implanted why
Horseface a porn star
Try Stormy maybe
As our country it dies
Walt Nauta’s tellin’ big lies

Ivanka’s a cunt
That Kushner scent is rough
And The Donald just keeps on lying (Wish he was dying)
Still MAGA to the end (The end of time)
Depends an anal crime
Sodomy’s the reason why
White’s an orange disguise

His sins we’re not absolving
Donald fucked everyone
His dick needs penicillin
Your sister’s cunt
Uncle Jew he would shout
Asshole and creampie
Walt Nauta’s tellin’ big lies
Walt Nauta’s tellin’ big lies

 

 

Saltwater
Julian Lennon

We are a rock revolving
Around a golden sun
We are a billion children
Rolled into one
So when I hear about
The hole in the sky
Saltwater wells in my eyes

We climb the highest mountain
We'll make the desert bloom
We're so ingenious
We can walk on the moon
But when I hear of how
The forests have died
Saltwater wells in my eyes

I have lived for love
But now that's not enough
For the world I love is dying (And now I'm crying)
And time is not a friend (No friend of mine)
As friends we're out of time
And it's slowly passing by
Right before our eyes

We light the deepest ocean
Send photographs of Mars
We're so enchanted by
How clever we are
Why should one baby
Feel so hungry she cries
Saltwater wells in my eyes

I have lived for love
But now that's not enough
For the world I love is dying (And now I'm crying)
And time is not a friend (No friend of mine)
As friends, we're out of time
And it's slowly passing by
Right before our eyes

We are a rock revolving
Around a golden sun
We are a billion children
Rolled into one
What will I think of me
The day that I die
Saltwater wells in my eyes
Saltwater wells in my eyes

Julian Lennon played the Burgh twice.  In 1985 and 1986.  Both times at the Syria Mosque.

A couple years ago, I penned a parody of his smash hit "Too Late For Goodbyes" #626.  So Great At Big Lies.

 

Believe it or not, I've actually seen him perform live in concert.  Some kind of quasi-mime/juggler opened.  Every time the guy dropped a tennis ball, bean bag or bowling pin or whatever... the crowd would boo relentlessly.  Ah, to witness the cauldron of hatred in Wheeling, West Virginia.  Circa the mid 80's of course.

Julian Lennon:

6-5-86, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

 

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1113)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

Please do not share this material with Walt Nauta and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1953. Is An Asshole

 A New York Times best seller...

 

I've been working on the follow-up.  "Orange Prolapse: The Swollen Colon"

 

Is An Asshole
sonofsaf

Ass opens wide despite impotence
He’s the cunt no vaginal mints
Forty-five’s so fat J-6 choir
Donald’s a bitch and a fuckin’ liar
The legislature his enemy
Trump isn’t funny not hyperbole
Tiny gay penis so unkind
Spreading the big lies time after time

The Donald, Trump is an asshole

Oh all the crime as his pockets get lined
His stomach’s filled a Big Mac’s fine
A walk of shame along the border
Trump is a bitch, Stormy’s a whore
Bigfoot stomping fag my enemy
Kushner’s a Jew, Christmas tree
Seventh sinning, Trump Vodka booze
Filet ‘o fishin hates the McFake news

The Donald, Trump is an asshole
McValue meal

Ass opens wide despite impotence
He’s the cunt no vaginal mints
Forty-five’s so fat J-6 choir
Donald’s a bitch and a fuckin’ liar
The legislature his enemy
Trump isn’t funny not hyperbole
Tiny gay penis so unkind
Spreading the big lies time after time

The Donald, Trump is an asshole

Is an asshole…..

 

Antisocial
Anthrax

You're a train ride to no importance
You're in love with hell existence
Money is all that you desire
Why don't you pack it in and retire
It's common nature you can't fool me
I'm just the money that you can't let free
Rainy day genius clouds your mind
Don't you realize the blind lead the blind

You're anti, you're antisocial

Oh mister time will you ever unwind
Or just rebuild a new design
Your claim to fame is law and order
The rich get rich, the poor get poor
You put a price tag on what you see
This one's for you, that's for me
If that's winning I'd rather lose
Why don't you listen to my senseless views

You're anti, you're antisocial
How do you feel?

You're a train ride to no importance
You're in love with hell existence
Money is all that you desire
Why don't you pack it in and retire
It's common nature you can't fool me
I'm just the money that you can't let free
Rainy day genius clouds your mind
Don't you realize the blind lead the blind

You're anti, you're antisocial

ANTISOCIAL......

Favorite Anthrax song?  I'd probably go with "Only" off the 1993 album Sound Of White Noise.

From 1984 to the present, Anthrax has infected the Burgh a surprising 17 times.

Anthrax:

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Thornville, OH (opened for Motley Crue & Whitesnake)

4-24-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (Headbanger's Ball --- Helloween and Exodus opened)

11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (Death Angel & Testament opened)

9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (sandwiched between Death Angel & Slayer)

The Big Lie 100: (#1112)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

Please do not share this material with victims of the post-9/11 anthrax virus and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1952. Robert Bowers

The Pride of 'Lil Warshington, Robert Bowers, was recently found guilty of committing the Tree of Life Massacre in neighboring Squirrel Hill.  

During the sentencing phase, a psychologist testified about some of Bowers' commentary... post-bloodletting of course.  "A Jew is a Jew is a Jew."

Yep.  If only he knew.

 

Robert Bowers
sonofsaf

It is absurd; how Trump spreads the big lie
Shitting outta Trump Tower asshole anal power’s the reason why
Forty-five is a king
All MAGA sheeple are sucking his cock
As he’s shittin’ the insurrection sickens around the clock
Orange Prolapse is a king

Donald J. Trump, me and Robert Bowers
Stormy Daniels a thrill in Lake Tahoe she will
Use her titty powers
And I will always sing
Donald J. Trump, me and Robert Bowers
Forty-five is a king

Donald J. Trump, me and Robert Bowers
Stormy Daniels a thrill in Lake Tahoe she will
Use her titty powers
Orange Prolapse is a king

Donald J. Trump and me and Robert Bowers
Donald J. Trump and me and Robert Bowers
Donald J. Trump and me and Robert Bowers
Donald J. Trump and me and Robert Bowers

 

Kilburn Towers
Bee Gees

I am a bird; watch me go drifting by
With my feathers of power I laugh as the hours go slowly by
That could mean everything
I am a street watching the people walk
As I listen their conversations glisten as they start to talk
Then I hear everything

Little white jug, me and Kilburn Towers
As we sit on the hill and we drink and we swill
'Til the early hours
Then I am everything
Little white jug and me and Kilburn Towers
That could mean everything

Little white jug, me and Kilburn Towers
As we sit on the hill and we drink and we swill
'Til the early hours
Then I am everything

Little white jug and me and Kilburn Towers
Little white jug and me and Kilburn Towers
Little white jug and me and Kilburn Towers
Little white jug and me and Kilburn Towers

 

Back in the 1970's, the Bee Gees played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Twice at the Syria Mosque and three times at the Civic Arena.

Hey Saf, many innocent people experiencing the impact of crush asphyxiation while simultaneously being trampled to death... are probably wondering the exact same thing.  What's your favorite Bee Gees song?  Answer: Grease.

The Big Lie 100: (#1111)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

Please do not share this material with Robert Bowers and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart

Behold the auditory-visual evidence of Donald Trump's uncontrollable flatulence.  Behold, dog damnit!

I've always said, "He's full of hot air."

 

Orange Prolapse Fart
sonofsaf

Trump’s the orangest prolapse in the world
The one MAGA will defend
Salad tossed flag unfurled
And Stormy Daniels has a job to blow
Forty-five is the enemy
But she was willing to accept his load
And he’ll deceive you too

The Orange Prolapse fart, Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Oh the Orange Prolapse fart, that Kushner’s a Jew

Proud Boys are predominately white, Jews are the enemy
Urine is free but yellow not white
McDonald’s he will feed

And the Orange Prolapse fart
Cannot pardon your crimes
And the Orange Prolapse fart
Stalling toilet, stalling toilet
Orange Prolapse fart

Salad is tossed and surely gay
Appalling the anus in play
Stallin’ toilet, hear the stall in you
Hear the stallin’ toilet

Stormy should dismember wet dreams were so sad
Donald’s not a king, oh girl, his boldness defend
And Donald whenever, will stand up and shout
A gay baby maybe, always a clown

The Orange Prolapse fart, hear the stallin’ toilet
Hear the Orange Prolapse fart, hear the stallin’ toilet
Stallin’ toilet
The Orange Prolapse fart, Orange Prolapse fart
Hear the stallin’ toilet, prolapse fart

 

Call To The Heart
Giuffria

Can I ever live without you girl
Get back on my feet again
Now I'm lost in your world
And there's no simple way to let you go
When you've been such a part of me
And though you choose to walk a separate road
I still believe in you

So, call to your heart, hear me calling to you
Oh I call to your heart, I'm calling to you

Distant voices in the silent night, call to a memory
Someone touched me but it don't feel right
It's only you I need

When I call to your hear
Can you hear all the times
When I call to your heart
Calling to you, calling to you
Call to your heart

Your love I lost along the way
But darling I'll find you some day
Callin' to you, hear me call to you
Hear me callin' to you

Darlin' you remember the dreams that we had
I'd give everything, my world, to hold you again
And darlin' together, we can make it work out
So stay with me baby, I need you now

I call to your heart, hear me callin' to you
Hear me call to your heart, hear me callin' to you
Callin' to you
I'll call to your heart, call to your heart
Hear me callin' to you, to your heart

Simply stated, Giuffria is a horrible name for a band.  Hey, if I started a rock band, I wouldn't call it Saferstein.  That same logic should apply to many names... Hymendinger*, Niggemeyer*, Kushner, Trump, etc.

* - I actually know two individuals whose last name is Hymendinger & Niggemeyer.  Kushner & Trump?  Eh, not so much.

Giuffria played the Burgh just once.  Back in the spring of 1985, they opened for Foreigner at the Civic Arena.  Didn't go.

The Big Lie 100: (#1110)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

 

Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.

#1950. Trump's A Cunt

Remember, in the end, nobody wins unless everybody wins...

No #TrumpDump pics required.

 

Trump’s A Cunt
sonofsaf

Donald’s gay, you bet has small hands and feet
A very bad lay or so it would seem
In sight, the bathroom holes of glory
And golden shower scenes
Big Mac haters are all outta line
McMealed, yeast infected and certainly not so divine
Oh, baby that clown withholds document stacks
He’s Barron’s pap, a piece of shit crap
And there’s no doubt that he’s human scum
‘Cause Trump’s a cunt, maybe Donald Trump’s a cunt
Yes, world, a whore

Stormy’s biggest tits, I feel we must defend
Trump’s a retarded circumcision
Worse than the dregs of his tasteless whims
All the MAGA scams of pure vengeance
MSNBC fake news crap
Let’s kill us some cops, baby coup d’etat attack
Oh, mushroom cock and big fat liar
‘Cause maybe he’s a con man and a divider
Because all the McValue meals
Insurrection’s gonna be wild, babe
Insurrection’s stopping the steal
Oh, damn GOP

Mar-A-Lago ass, tiny mushroom bone
Cream from his dick retard
The Donald doesn’t care has nothing to fear
And his Big Mac is full of lard
Five from Central Park their skin extra dark
So befuddled let’s impeach he’ll be pissed
He’s gonna lie to you, Stormy, ‘bout his meat that’s right
And ask her to suck his dick

(1,2,3,4) His asshole’s crammed with toys and dildos
And the strap-on has arrived
Pornography’s a DVD delight
The Orange Prolapse opens wide
Whenever, Stormy, with her superior chest
She’ll fuck you with all the numbers voters stole
Oh, the whole world, is his playpen
His putrid fat fucking face
All the BBC’s he will blow, he’ll suck those cocks for fun
Born again, Trump’s a cunt
Maybe, Donald Trump’s a cunt

Not funny, Trump’s a cunt
Maybe, Donald Trump’s a cunt
Cum inside me, Trump’s a cunt
Maybe, Donald Trump’s a cunt

 

Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen

In the day, we sweat it out on the streets
Of a runaway American dream
At night, we ride through mansions of glory
In suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on Highway 9
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin' out over the line
Oh, baby this town rips the bones from your back
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young
'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run
Yes, girl, we were

Wendy let me in, I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
And strap your hands across my engines
Together we could break this trap
We'll run till we drop, baby we'll never go back
Oh, will you walk with me out on the wire?
'Cause baby I'm just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta know how it feels
I want to know if love is wild, babe
I want to know if love is real
Oh, can you show me?

Beyond the palace, hemi-powered drones
Scream down the boulevard
The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
I wanna die with you, Wendy, on the streets tonight
In an everlasting kiss

(1, 2, 3, 4) The highways jammed with broken heroes
On a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight
But there's no place left to hide
Together, Wendy, we can live with the sadness
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
Oh, someday girl, I don't know when
We're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go, and we'll walk in the sun
But till then, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run

Oh honey, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run
Come on with me, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run

 

Very challenging parody.  One of these days, I'll go back and tweak it.  

Easily one of the best music videos all-time.  If you don't get the chills, well uh, you can suck on the Orange Prolapse's prolapse.  And that will forever be... the defining element of your measurable worth as a human being.  An intimate embrace with Trump's exposed colon.

Since 1973, Springsteen has played the Burgh an amazing 37 times. 

Bruce Springsteen:

10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum,  Pittsburgh, PA

10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Bruce and his E-Street Band return to PPG Paints Arena for two nights in the fall (September 12 & 14).  We'll likely attend both concerts.   In a rare move, I checked the Ticketmaster website.  Tons of tix still available for both nights.

The Big Lie 100: (#1109)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

Please do not share this material with Bruce Springsteen and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1949. Donald Ain't White

What if Trump "transitioned" from the color orange... to the color white? 

A rare case of "pigmented dysphoria."

Similar to when the late Michael Jackson slowly transformed from black to white.

But the only case of orange > white I can think of... was George Costanza's brief affair with actress Illeana Douglas.

In other news, the Buccos look to make it 5 wins in a row this afternoon against the Milwaukee Brewers.

 

Riverhounds have a home game against rival Louisville.  And the Furries are in town all weekend at the Convention Center.  Their de facto leader, Dr. Samuel Conway (often referred to as"Uncle Kage") was the subject of my despised book about the next hypothetical 9/11.  Published in September of 2019.  Chapter 11.  Coincidence?  Me thinks not.

We might go to see Tom Keifer (of Cinderella fame) at the Carnegie Music Hall in Munhall tonight.  They moved the show indoors.  Sucked.

 

Donald Ain’t White
sonofsaf

Dreams of Stormy Daniels are obscene
Cum’s creamy white they call it BeBest cream
Orange Prolapse is the fuckin’ enemy
Mushroom tiny bone’s a bad wet dream
Trump will deceive ‘cause there’s no “I” in team
But Stormy D.’s a whore who wasn’t free

The Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
Well, the Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell

A toy will be inserted open wide
Too many dildos make a grown man cry
Ivanka’s a damn Jew that ain’t no lie
McDonald’s dinnertime includes large fry
President was thieving’ I hope he dies
Just a fat fuck who’s spreading the big lie

The Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
Well, the Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell

That salad tossed forty-five’s gay
And his crimes should warrant a jail stay
Twenty twenty four is still in play
Stormy D.’s chest a motorboat away
Tits 36-E strong when face to face
Donald has no shame, yes, he’s a mental case

The Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell
Well, the Donald ain’t white
Stop the stealin’ and go to hell

 

Feelin' Alright
Traffic

Seems I've got to have a change of scene
Cause every night I have the strangest dream
Imprisoned by the way it couldn't be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I've got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key

Ya feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
Well, ya feelin' Alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself

Well boy you sure took me for one big ride
And even now I sit and wonder why
That when I think of you I start to cry
I just can't waste my time I must keep dry
Got to stop believin' in all your lies
Cause there's too much to do before I die

Ya feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
Well, ya feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself

Don't get too lost in all I say
Like the time I really felt that way
But that was then and now it's today
Can't get off yet and so I'm here to stay
Till' someone comes along and takes my place
With a different name, yes, and a different face

Ya Feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself
Well, ya feelin' alright?
I'm not feelin' too good myself

From 1972 to 2008, Joe Cocker has played the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.  Never seen him.  He passed away in 2014 at the age of 70.  A bit overrated if you ask me. 

The Big Lie 100: (#1108)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

 

Please do not share this material with orange-skinned human beings and/or former President Donald J. Trump.