#3487. Dirty Cop

According to President Donald J. Trump, former FBI Director James Comey is a "dirty cop."

So let's give Trump a couple of distinguished high-colonic awards.   
 

The old.

And the new.

 

Speaking of the Orange Prolapse, Trump is giving a speech about courage, patriotism and sacrifice to all of the top American military brass. 

A rare boomerang dump

Now there's some grate medical advice.

 

 

 Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' indeed!  As the shitshow continues.

 

Dirty Cop
sonofsaf

Shitshow Donald

Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Trumpin’ dumpin ‘cause he’s shittin’ all day
The excrement is on the way
Big Mac wife wants a Quarter Pound 
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Lake Tahoe has a stormy sex whore
Butt Trump’s gayer and his asshole’s sore 
Jewish Kushner, likes adore
Oh, gold toilet for a clown, bullshit

Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Gay Trump, gay Trump
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Gay Trump, gay Trump
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

MAGA sold me on a shitshow
Fine and dandy Forty-five’s asshole 
Daughter’s a Jew, doncha know
And Trump is syndrome down

Fake news crook dildo toy 
Morning wood and some penis meat
How could he be so shitty
Oh, Trump is a bozo clown, bullshit

Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Fuckin’ retard hates a dirty cop
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Gay Trump, gay Trump
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown
Gay Trump, gay Trump
Oh, Trump is a Bozo clown

Tahoe was home base
Trump, Trump, gay Trump
Donald’s tiny mushroom bone
Trump, Trump, gay Trump, Trump
Stormy D. was wetter
Trump, Trump, gay Trump
Trump, Trump, Donald’s a cunt
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
Donald’s a cunt, Trump, Trump, Trump
Trump, Trump, Trump, Donald is a clown
Clown, clown, clown
Donald is a clown, dirty, dirty
Dirty cop, Trumpin’, dumpin’, Trumpin’
Inbred, Trump is a Bozo clown

 

Lollipop
The Treblemakers
(from "Pitch Perfect 2" soundtrack)

Hey, yo, Trebles

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

I went walkin' with my mama one day
When she warned what people say
Live your life until love is found
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Take a look at the girl next door
She's a player and a downright bore
Jesus loves her, she wants more
Oh, bad girls get you down, sing it

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Mama told me what I should know
Too much candy gonna rot your soul
If she loves you, let her go
'Cause love only gets you down

Take a look at a boy like me
Never stood on my own two feet
Now I'm blue as I can be
Oh, love's couldn't get me down, sing it

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Oh, suckin' too hard on a lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Someone drop some bass
Love, love, say love
Now we need some baritone
Love, love, say love, love
Now give me some tenor
Love, love, say love
Love, love, now give me some love
Love, love, love, love, love, love
Now give me some love, love, love
Love, love, love, gonna get you down?
Down, down, down
Gonna get you down, lolly, lolly
Lollipop, suckin', suckin', suckin'
I said, love's gonna get you down 

I've never watched any of the Perfect Pitch movies all the way through.  But I did like the karaoke battle rap scene hosted by David Cross.

 

Funny stuff.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge) 

#3480.  Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)

#3481.  Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)

#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

#3487.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)

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#3486. SLIMEBALL

The Orange Prolapse has a couple of nicknames for the former FBI Director James Comey...

I’d like to thank Kash Patel, and the outstanding members of the FBI, for their brilliant work on the recent Indictment of the Worst FBI Director in the History of our Country, James “Dirty Cop” Comey. The level of enthusiasm by the FBI was incredible, but only caused by the fact that they knew Comey for what he is, and was, a total SLIMEBALL! Again, thank you to the FBI and, specifically, those that worked on this case with U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan, and the DOJ. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

 

"Dirty Cop" & "SLIMEBALL."  

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Cadet Bone Spurs will be hosting a rare meeting of admirals and generals at Quantico tomorrow.  

Hegseth summoned hundreds of top military brass from all corners of the globe.  

Anal Breath Hegseth plans to focus his unnecessarily expensive pep talk/motivational speech on themes of courage, valor, and of course, loyalty to the Commander-in-Thief.

Trump's gonna follow it up with themes of love and appreciation.  And almost certainly mention how it might be ultimately necessary to use our great soldiers and finest weaponry to focus on the REAL threat.  The looters, the protestors, the media leakers, the radical left and Antifa.  The Orange Prolapse is hoping for bloodshed in hopes of triggering his "version" of a second Civil War.  Trump wants to create a black swan attack on U.S. troops in order to justify their presence in the streets.  Hey, quite the paradox.  It' a lot like which came first --- the chicken or the egg.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.  Trump knows that his entire legacy will be that of a clown... unless he's able to maximize as much suffering, humiliation, fear, terror, misery, and death on as many of his perceived enemies as is humanly possible.  Stephen Miller explained all this to him.  After all, the words "evil" and "clown" tend to be mutually exclusive.  If you're viewed or termed as evil, nobody's gonna label you a clown.  

Hell, a civil war would make for a decent distraction from the Epstein files as well.  This... is the current state of the U.S.A.  This is where we're at n'at.  Stay tuned.

Hegseth gets today's Golden Toilet Award.  Congratulations!

Anyhoo, this parody's about James Comey.

 

 

SLIMEBALL
sonofsaf

Ooh, ooh
Ah, Slimeball ooh, ooh
Slimeball, ooh

(Trump’s a clown)
Donald’s a piece of shit the Bozo of all clowns
(Trump’s a clown)
The Orange Prolapse is a syndrome of the down

Comey slimeball
Shitty slimeball
An utter disgrace
Agent orange blackface

Ooh, ooh
Ah, slimeball ooh, ooh
Slimeball, ooh

(Fag slimeball)
Forty-seven has tiny mushroom morning wood
(Morning wood)
Why did Stormy D. fuck and suck on his manhood  

Comey slimeball
What a slimeball
Had a job to blow
No regret shitshow

Ooh ooh
Ah, slimeball
Ivanka Kushner’s a retard
Oh, slimeball, ooh
Oh, slimeball, ooh

 

Rag Doll
The Four Seasons

Ooh, ooh
Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh
Rag doll, ooh

(Hand me down)
When she was just a kid her clothes were hand-me-downs
(Hand me down)
They always laughed at her when she came into town

Called her Rag Doll
Little Rag Doll
Such a pretty face
Should be dressed in lace

Ooh, ooh
Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh
Rag doll, ooh

(Shag rag doll)
I'd change her sad rags into glad rags if I could
(If I could)
My folks won't let me cause they say that she's no good

She's a rag doll
Such a rag doll
Though I love her so
I can't let her know

Ooh ooh
Ah, Rag doll
I love you just the way you are
Oh, Rag Doll, ooh
Oh, Rag Doll, ooh

From 1964 to the present, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons "Vivalvi'd" the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.  Never seen 'em.

Valli played the role of Rusty Millio a/k/a the "Mayor of Munchkinland" on the Sopranos.  

Well, until he got whacked.

Some of my favorite Sopranos moments were the cameos.  Particularly at the executive card game.  Lawrence Taylor, David Lee Roth, Frank Sinatra Jr., etc.  

Not to mention the malapropisms.  

"The sacred and the propane"... Little Carmine 

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge) 

#3480.  Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)

#3481.  Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)

#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

Please do not share this material with James Comey and/or President Donald J. Trump.