Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has named Jim O'Neill as the new acting Director for the CDC.
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| Kennedy's new nickname is "HorseVoice." |
The Silicon Valley tech investor with zero medical background will be the new face of American disease.
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| Orange Prolapse tested, Orange Prolapse approved. |
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| Love on the rocks, ain't no surprise... |
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| Don't be fooled by a Fake News Dump. It's actually a link of kielbasa. |
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| Steelers minority owner Thomas Tull (chapter 7) will be purchasing the Steelers shortly after the 2026 Draft. You heard it here first. |
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| Over the weekend, the Savannah Bananas brought their zany brand of baseball to PNC Park! |
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| Rib Fest at Acrid Turd Stadium was a spectacular success. Well, except for this isolated incident. |
In other news, Trump awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Elon Musk's protege "Big Balls."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
O’Neill
sonofsaf
O’Neill is burning disease control down
The Orange Prolapse had a Tahoe thrill
Vaccine attacks ain’t run ‘o the mill
Stormy Daniels ain’t a Jew, but her tits will kill
Forty-five just needs a better barber
Butthole is the butt of an anal whore
Forty-five’s butt’s a McDonald’s farter
Asshole is the butt of an anal whore
Ground pound, Game of Thrones Hound*
Stormy Daniels wants a big black dong
McDonald’s farter, Ivanka Trump’s a whore
Jared Corey Kushner has an ass that’s sore
O’Neill is burning disease control down
The Orange Prolapse had a Tahoe thrill
Vaccine attacks ain’t run ‘o the mill
Stormy Daniels ain’t a Jew, but her tits will kill
Forty-seven’s a liar and fraud
Forty-five you’re gonna applaud
Big Mac fries and Quarter Pound
You’ll discover an immediate sound
O’Neill is burning disease control down
The Orange Prolapse had a Tahoe thrill
Vaccine attacks ain’t run ‘o the mill
Stormy Daniels ain’t a Jew, but her tits will kill
Forty-five just needs a better barber
Butthole is the butt of an anal whore
Forty-five’s butt’s a McDonald’s farter
Asshole is the butt of an anal whore
The Wheel
Grateful Dead
The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will
Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more?
Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more?
'Round, 'round, robin run 'round
Got to get back to where you belong
Little bit harder, just a little bit more
A little bit further than you gone before
The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will
Small wheel turn by the fire and rod
Big wheel turn by the grace of God
Every time that wheel turn 'round
Bound to cover just a little more ground
The wheel is turning and you can't slow down
You can't let go and you can't hold on
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will
Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more?
Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more?
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead broke down the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
#3415. Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart)
#3416. Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)
#3417. Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)
#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)
#3419. Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)
#3420. Gor (War --- Son Lux)
#3421. Gor (War --- The Exploited)
#3422. Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)
#3423. Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)
#3424. Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)
#3425. Gor (War --- The Cardigans)
#3426. O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
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