Unbelievable! What are the political odds, of the political gods, bestowing upon us, an extremely rare Pixurgh dahntahn Pennsylvania Trump Dump. Just hours before Oz, Mastriano, and Trump converge for a Save America rally in Wilkes Barre, PA?
Smithfield Street dahntahn. Across from Wiener World (not joking). Definitely human excrement. No debate whatsoever. |
Until this afternoon (11:37am on 9/3/22), a trifecta human Trump Dump of this girth and magnitude was essentially unheard of. Hell, odds of it happening anywhere in the Keystone State were statistically insignificant.
sonofsaf
Donald Trump is gay
An Orange Prolapse stain
So full of shit and critical race
Jersey’s home to
A fake doctor instead
Mehmet’s stoppin’ the steal
Knows that Trump didn’t win
Treason brings pain
Do the math, doesn’t pay
What a shame that Trump ain’t king
There’d be no need to campaign
Stormy knew it was wrong
When she licked his small dong
Melania’s a cunt
But adultery was wrong
Fuck Mehmet, Donald’s gay
He is postin’ Social Truth
Rilin’ up the base
Fuck Mehmet, Donald’s gay
Treasonous rage
Hey whaddya say
Conspiracy hey
He’s still turning orange from white
Big Macs are okay
They’re stealing your cash
Always makin’ others pay
Conniving so deceiving
Some day face judgement day
Fuck Mehmet, Donald’s gay
Ivanka is a cunt
Her twat is shaved they say
Fuck Mehmet, Trump is gay
Had insurrection plans
A coup d’état’s in play
Fuck Mehmet, Trump is gay
He is postin’ Social Truth
Rilin’ up the base
Fuck Mehmet, treasonous rage
Our democracy in this world
Is slipping away, yeah
Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite
Wegner’s, the crudités bad
At Wegner’s, the crudite
But Oz wants crudite
C’mon Wegner’s
Treason is a crime
Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite
Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite
I said Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite
At Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite
Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
Motley Crue
We could sail away
Or catch a freight train
Or a rocketship into outer space
Nothin' left to do
Too many things were said
To ever make it feel
Like yesterday did
Seasons must change
Separate paths, separate ways
If we blame it on anything
Let's blame it on the rain
I knew it all along
I'd have to write this song
Too young to fall in love
Guess we knew it all along
That's alright, that's okay
We were walkin' through some youth
Smilin' through some pain
That's alright, that's okay
Let's turn the page My friends called today
Down from L.A.
They were shooting pool all night
Sleeping half the day
They said I could crash
If I could find my own way
I told them you were leaving
On a bus to go away
That's alright, that's okay
We were two kids in love
Trying to find our way
Thats's alright, that's okay
Held our dreams in our hands
Let our minds run away
That's alright, that's okay
We were walkin' through some youth
Smilin' through some pain
That's alright, let's turn the page
And remember what I say girl
And it goes this way
Girl, don't go away mad...
Girl, just go away
From 1984 to 2022, Motley Crue has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
One of my all-time favorite concert openers was "All In The Name of Rock'n'Roll." Back in 1987 at the Civic Arena. Place was going nuts. Of course, I was just a 17 year old kid. Shall we say a cock-eyed concert optimist with unbridled venue enthusiasm.
Motley Crue:
7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-12-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
The Crudite Compilation Top 10:
#1407. Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)
#1408. Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)
#1409. Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)
#1410. Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1411. Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)
#1412. Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1425. Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
#1428. Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite)
The Big Lie 100: (#615)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))
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