Saturday, September 03, 2022

#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite)

Unbelievable!  What are the political odds, of the political gods, bestowing upon us, an extremely rare Pixurgh dahntahn Pennsylvania Trump Dump.   Just hours before Oz, Mastriano, and Trump converge for a Save America rally in Wilkes Barre, PA?

 

Smithfield Street dahntahn.  Across from Wiener World (not joking).   Definitely human excrement.  No debate whatsoever.

Until this afternoon (11:37am on 9/3/22), a trifecta human Trump Dump of this girth and magnitude was essentially unheard of.  Hell, odds of it happening anywhere in the Keystone State were statistically insignificant.

 


 

The Crudite’s Bad ( The Crudite)
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is gay
An Orange Prolapse stain
So full of shit and critical race
Jersey’s home to
A fake doctor instead
Mehmet’s stoppin’ the steal
Knows that Trump didn’t win

Treason brings pain
Do the math, doesn’t pay
What a shame that Trump ain’t king
There’d be no need to campaign

Stormy knew it was wrong
When she licked his small dong
Melania’s a cunt
But adultery was wrong

Fuck Mehmet, Donald’s gay
He is postin’ Social Truth
Rilin’ up the base
Fuck Mehmet, Donald’s gay
Treasonous rage

Hey whaddya say
Conspiracy hey
He’s still turning orange from white
Big Macs are okay
They’re stealing your cash
Always makin’ others pay
Conniving so deceiving
Some day face judgement day

Fuck Mehmet, Donald’s gay
Ivanka is a cunt
Her twat is shaved they say
Fuck Mehmet, Trump is gay
Had insurrection plans
A coup d’état’s in play
Fuck Mehmet, Trump is gay
He is postin’ Social Truth
Rilin’ up the base
Fuck Mehmet, treasonous rage
Our democracy in this world
Is slipping away, yeah

Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite

Wegner’s, the crudités bad
At  Wegner’s, the crudite
 
The crudite’s bad
But Oz wants crudite

C’mon Wegner’s

Treason is a crime

Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite

Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite

I said Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite


At Wegner’s, the crudités bad
Wegner’s, the crudite

 

 

Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
Motley Crue

We could sail away
Or catch a freight train
Or a rocketship into outer space
Nothin' left to do
Too many things were said
To ever make it feel
Like yesterday did

Seasons must change
Separate paths, separate ways
If we blame it on anything
Let's blame it on the rain

I knew it all along
I'd have to write this song
Too young to fall in love
Guess we knew it all along

That's alright, that's okay
We were walkin' through some youth
Smilin' through some pain
That's alright, that's okay
Let's turn the page My friends called today
Down from L.A.
They were shooting pool all night
Sleeping half the day
They said I could crash
If I could find my own way
I told them you were leaving
On a bus to go away

That's alright, that's okay
We were two kids in love
Trying to find our way
Thats's alright, that's okay
Held our dreams in our hands
Let our minds run away
That's alright, that's okay
We were walkin' through some youth
Smilin' through some pain
That's alright, let's turn the page
And remember what I say girl
And it goes this way

Girl, don't go away mad...
Girl, just go away



From 1984 to 2022, Motley Crue has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.  

One of my all-time favorite concert openers was "All In The Name of Rock'n'Roll."  Back in 1987 at the Civic Arena.  Place was going nuts.  Of course, I was just a 17 year old kid.  Shall we say a cock-eyed concert optimist with unbridled venue enthusiasm.


Motley Crue: 

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-12-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Crudite Compilation Top 10:

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1412.  Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite)


The Big Lie 100: (#615)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)
 
#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)
 
#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)
 
#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
 
#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)
 
#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
 
#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)
 
#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))


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