Sunday, September 25, 2022

#1464. Bolduc You Suck

Senate candidate Donald Bolduc ran in the far right lane of his Republican primary.  Supporting and promoting Trump's claims of election fraud.  And he pulled off the victory.  Just goes to show ya that even the Granite State has a significant MAGA cult following.

But just one day after winning his primary he distanced himself from the Orange Prolapse and proclaimed that Biden won in 2020.  In my mind, this makes Bolduc a fucked up flip-flopper.



Regardless, the acrid stench from Bolduc's armpits has been duly weaponized.  Take heed Concord.

 




Bolduc You Suck
sonofsaf

New Hampshire has
A Republican clown
For the Senate
Dig up some dirt
An insurrection's why
All the bullshit

Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc’s big lie
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc’s big lie

New Hampshire cares
He’ll try to normalize
What’s confusing
But there’s no doubt
It's 'cause the far right wing
Will be losing

Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc’s big lie
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc’s big lie

Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald

Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc’s big lie
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc’s big lie

New Hampshire cares
He’ll try to normalize
What’s confusing
But there’s no doubt
It's 'cause the far right wing
Will be losing

Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald
Bolduc you suck, Donald


Hold Your Head Up
Argent

And if it's bad
Don't let it get you down
You can take it
And if it hurts
Don't let them see you cry
You can make it

Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high

And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes
On you moving
And if they shout
Don't let it change a thing
That you're doing

Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high

Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up
Hold your head up

Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head high

And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes
On you moving
And if they shout
Don't let it change a thing
That you're doing

Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman
Hold your head up, woman






Argent played the Burgh just once back in 1972.  At the time, I was 2.  

So we'll go with an old school Phish hyper-instrumental version.


Phish: 

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#639)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)
 
#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)
 
#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)
 
#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
 
#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)
 
#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
 
#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)
 
#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

 

Please do not share this material with Don Bolduc and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

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