#1446. J.D.

A huge MAGA load will be cuming all over the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio.

 

September 17, 2022.  Be there or be square!

Trump will... Trump will... fuck you! (think in terms of Freddie Mercury)

 

 

J.D.
sonofsaf

J.D., O-HI-O you’re defiling
Cincy, Cleveland sucks
Dayton, is fucked up and it’s stinking
Not free, Vance just wants to get paid
J.D., he’d help foment a bad coup
Youngstown’s, near his home
Donald, he has never conceded
Buckeyes, are reviled but well known

He is J.D., we’re abhorring
Trump’s crime, the big lie
Discovering, Trump is ugly
He is J.D.

J.D., is from Silicon Valley
Causing, so much harm
Offends, when he begs you for money
You’ll see, plenty of missing charm

He is J.D., we’re abhorring
Trump’s crime, the big lie
Discovering, Trump is ugly
He is J.D.

J.D., we’re abhorring
Trump’s crime, the big lie
Discovering, Trump is ugly
He is… J.D.

 

 

Lady
Styx

Lady, when you're with me I'm smiling
Give me all your love
Your hands build me up when I'm sinking
Touch me and my troubles all fade
Lady, from the moment I saw you
Standing all alone
You gave all my love that I needed
So shy, like a child who has grown

You're my lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You're my lady

Lady, turn me on when I'm lonely
Show me all your charms
Evenings when you lay down beside me
Take me gently into your arms

You're my lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You're my lady

Lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
You're my... lady

My second parody of Styx's "Lady."  A couple years ago I wrote "Brady."  It's about the 7-time NFL ringer, $300+ million dollar earner, Tampon Buying, Ron DeSantis loving, Orange Prolapse worshiping, ex-Belichicking patriotic quarterback... Tom Brady.

Strong alternative version from the movie Old School (2003). 

Sticks returns to the Burgh this weekend.  September 10, 2022.  They're playing at Star Lake along with REO Stationwagon and Lovertoy.

Styx:

2-19-04, Capitol Music Hall, Wheeling, WV (ManBoy Lovechild was trying to impress these girls with his backstage pass.  So I asked him if he could get Styx to sign my dick.  The girls laughed.  He later accused me of an attempted cock-block). 

8-22-08, Consol Energy Park, Washington, PA (Didn't go in but had a good time outside.  This is one of only two concerts I've ever pretended to have attended.  The other one is Eric Clapton at the MGM Grand in Vegas.  Come to think of it, there's also a '92 Dead show at the Knickerbocker Arena in Albany, NY).

7-5-09, Wheeling Island Stadium, Wheeling, WV

5-8-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

10-2-16, Heinz Field, Steelers vs. Chiefs, Pittsburgh, PA (national anthem)

7-14-18 KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Fuck J.D. Vance: (give peace a chance top 10)

#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)

 

#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)

 

#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)

 

#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)

 

#514.  J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)

 

#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

#1172.  Vance Is Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)

 

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

The Big Lie 100: (#621)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

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