Thursday, September 08, 2022

#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start

Happy third anniversary (9-8-19).  I love you!

Dedicated to Mason.

Yesterday was a momentous day as well.  I made significant progress regarding the conceptual understanding and comprehension of #TrumpDump.

 

9-7-22, Chuck Noll Way across from Stage AE on the North Shore.  12:09pm.

 

Now you're probably thinking, what the hell's so special about this particular TrumpDump?  And you'd be right.  Though rest assured, it is a pivotal piece of shit.  One that shall usher in a new era.  Stay tuned and you'll see what I mean.


 


 

A Piece Of Shit From The Start
sonofsaf

(Trump’s a clown)
Seven deadly sins
Trump is the one and only
Who eats a quarter by the pound

(Trump’s a clown)
Seven deadly sins
Trump is sayin’ that you’re fired
Just exploiting all of your deepest fears

(Trump’s a clown)
Seven deadly sins
Trump does a major disservice
Stormy’s chest won’t disappear don’t ask why

(Trump’s a clown)
Seven deadly sins the worst of which is probably pride
‘Cause Donald Trump has never been wise

(Trump’s a clown, white lies)
Seven deadly sins he has no heart
(Trump’s a clown, orange lies)
Seven deadly sins
He has no heart

(Trump’s a clown)
Seven deadly sins
Donald’s a coward who’s gutless
And a fat petulant child

(Trump’s a clown)
Seven deadly sins
Donald’s a hot orange mess
And he’s crying about the Dems doing harm

(Trump’s a clown)
Seven deadly sins
He gets a little bit hungry
And he really wants a Big Mac and fries
(Trump’s a clown)
Seven deadly sins
The worst of which is probably pride
‘Cause Donald Trump has never been wise

(Trump’s a clown, white lies)
Seven deadly sins
He has no heart
(Trump’s a clown, orange lies)
Seven deadly sins
He has no heart

Donald needs you now to fight
Donald needs a whore whenever
But if he only could be white
His Proud Boy ties he won’t sever
Beholden to the very far right
It’s why I wrote this song

Stopping the steal is bullshit and truly asinine
The Cyber Ninja shit show was an election crime (election crime)

Jared Kushner is a Jew and Ivanka’s a retard
Trump’s shitting on a toilet seat and leaving skidmarks

The Donald wants you to fight
Donald Trump is orange not white
(Donald Trump is orange not white)

Insurrection crime was appalling the blood
The President was lacking a heart
The Donald’s fucking you
A piece of shit from the start

Insurrection crime and a cunt for a wife
Melania was playing the part
Donald Trump is gay
A piece of shit from the start

[Instrumental interlude]

(Trump’s a clown, white lies)
Seven deadly sins he has no heart
(Trump’s a clown, orange lies)
Seven deadly sins he has no heart

Donald needs you now to fight
Donald needs a whore whenever
But if he only could be white
His Proud Boy ties he won’t sever
Beholden to the very far right
It’s why I wrote this song

Stopping the steal is bullshit and truly asinine
The Cyber Ninja shit show’s is an election crime (election crime)

Jared Kushner is a Jew
and Ivanka’s a retard
Trump’s shitting on a toilet seat and leaving skidmarks

The Donald wants you to fight
Donald Trump is orange not white
(Donald Trump is orange not white)

Insurrection crime and a cunt for a wife
Melania was playing the part
Donald Trump is gay
A piece of shit from the start

Insurrection crime was appalling the blood
The President was lacking a heart
The Donald’s fucking you
A piece of shit from the start

A piece of shit from the start

(Trump’s a clown, white lies)
(Trump’s a clown, orange lies)
(Trump’s a clown)

 

Total Eclipse Of The Heart
Bonnie Tyler

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely
And you're never coming round

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
Of listening to the sound of my tears

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
That the best of all the years have gone by

(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the look in your eyes

(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then
I fall apart

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit restless
And I dream of something wild

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit helpless
And I'm lying like a child in your arms

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit angry
And I know I've got to get out and cry

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
But then I see the look in your eyes

(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then
I fall apart
Turn around, bright eyes
Every now and then
I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
'Cause we'll never be wrong

Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
(Forever's gonna start tonight)

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

[Instrumental interlude]

(Turn around, bright eyes)
(Turn around, bright eyes)

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I know you'll never be the boy
You always wanted to be

(Turn around)
But every now and then
I know you'll always be the only boy
Who wanted me the way that I am

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I know there's no one in the universe
As magical and wondrous as you

(Turn around)
Every now and then
I know there's nothing any better
There's nothing that I just wouldn't do

(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
'Cause we'll never be wrong

Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)

I don't know what to do
I'm always in the dark
Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
(Forever's gonna start tonight)

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart

(Turn around, bright eyes)
(Turn around, bright eyes)
(Turn around) 

 




Triumphant song from the 80's.  It's approaching the trillion hit mark on youtube.

Strong alternative version from the movie Old School (2003).

I normally post a live version of the song.  But the lyrics were difficult and the inflection was tricky.  More importantly, I wanted it to be suitable for karaoke.  Definitely one of my more ambitious parodies.  I started it a couple months ago and it just kinda stalled out.

Bonnie Tyler has never played the Burgh.  Believe it or not, she's still touring.  Mostly the European festival circuit.


The Big Lie 100: (#620)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)
 
#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)
 
#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)
 
#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
 
#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)
 
#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
 
#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)
 
#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)


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