Dr. Oz? Just the mere notion that this Garden State, diet pill hawking, turkey-legging clown is still allowed to practice medicine... well, it should be cause for deep concern.
And now, thanks to the Old Crow and the Orange Prolapse and the GOP, half the women in the United States now have less access to reproductive healthcare than women in Russia and North Korea.
If I was the DNC, that is how I'd frame the abortion debate. I'd also get "ahead of the program." And by that I mean, start establishing a narrative... NOW! Because when Democrats keep the Senate and possibly maintain the House, Trumper douchebags like Doug Mastriano and Mehmet Oz will inevitably claim voter fraud. How Democrats rigged and stole the election, again!
The correct counter-argument is... no you dumb shit! We won the midterms because suburban moms, a/k/a "mid-term moms," came out in droves because they didn't want old, white, rich, Republican men in control of their daughter's healthcare and collective reproductive freedom. Duh!
Also, Fetterman needs a go-to response for skipping the first debate. And here it is... "Because of the recent stroke, my personal physician strongly suggested that I do my best to limit stressful situations. Sounds like good advice from a real doctor. Pivot. It's the same type of normal and healthy doctor-patient relationship that I want for all women in Pennsylvania, and New Jersey, and the entire United States of America.
Democrats repeat after me. The GOP is now officially the party of rape and incest.
Now that doesn't sound like a very fun party.
One More Crudite Bite
sonofsaf
Broccoli denouncin’, and the salsa isn’t fine
Sins are numbered seven, Lord, an orange carrot by design
Heading straight to hell not heaven, the vegetables in sight
Oz declared, all of this inflation just isn’t right
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Vegetable romancin’ at a Wegner’s in Philly
With some Proud Boys of the extreme right and Oath Keepers you see
The Donald keeps on lying, oh I wish that he would die
I swear to God he’s orange not white, and makin’ libtards cry
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Trump had stormy sex with Stormy D. and paid his dues
A big titted porn attraction, what did he have to lose
His wife say, Donald must be bored, because I never screw
Welcome to Mar-a-Lago, his daughter-wife’s a Jew
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Remember sins of seven, and gluttony’s the worst
McDonald’s very hearty, and their Big Macs are a curse
Now The Donald’s feelin’ sorrow, ‘cause, they raided him for fun
The insurrection tragic Trump will stop the steal and cum
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One More Saturday Night
Grateful Dead
I went down to the mountain, I was drinking some wine
Looked up into heaven, Lord, I saw a mighty sign
Writ in fire across the heaven, plain as black and white
Get prepared, there's going to be a party tonight
Uh-huh, hey! Saturday night!
One more Saturday night
Hey, Saturday night!
Everybody's dancing down the local armory
With a basement full of dynamite and live artillery
The temperature keeps rising, everybody getting high
Come the rocking stroke of midnight, the whole place going to fly
Uh-huh, hey! Saturday night!
One more Saturday night
Hey, Saturday night!
Turn on Channel Six, the President comes on the news
Says, "I got no satisfaction, that's why I sing the blues
His wife say, "Don't get crazy, Lord, you know just what to do
Crank up that old Victrola, put on your rocking shoes
Uh-huh, hey! Saturday night!
One more Saturday night
Hey, Saturday night!
Then God way up in heaven, for whatever it was worth
Thought he'd have a big old party, thought he'd call it Planet Earth
Don't worry about tomorrow, Lord, you'll know it when it comes
When the rock and roll music meets the rising, shining sun
Uh-huh, hey! Saturday night!
One more Saturday night
Hey, Saturday night!
Uh-huh, hey! Saturday night!
One more Saturday night
Hey, Saturday night!
Always cool when you're at a Dead show and forget that it's Saturday night. And then, in the waning moments, you hear those disjointed opening guitar chords to close out the show. Such was the case in 1991 at Soldier Field. My all-time favorite Dead show (despite the caterwauling of Vince Welnick).
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Crudite Compilation Top 10:
#1407. Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)
#1408. Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)
#1409. Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)
#1410. Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1411. Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)
#1412. Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1425. Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
#1428. Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
The Big Lie 100: (#614)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
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