Trump endorsed conservative TV commentator Tudor Dixon in her campaign for Governor of Michigan. She'll face off against Gretchen Whitmer (D-MI).
But a significant number of hardcore MAGA Michigan, Republican dumbshits have made it very clear that they will not be voting for Tooter. They think she's a RINO and a puppet for multi-billionaire donor Betsy DuVos. DuVos is the former Trump administration Secretary of Education who resigned the day after the failed insurrection. Imagine the audacity of not standing united with the Orange Prolapse immediately following his failed coup. What an effronterous cunt!
Real Clear Politics poll, Detroit News WDIV-TV, September 7, 2022
Whitmer 48, Dixon 35: Whitmer +13
Dedicated to the biggest Ween fan I know... Philjack.
Mother - bring the pain you fucker
Why are you a cock sucker
Loves Donald Trump I assume
Funny - it’s all about the money
She ain’t no Playboy bunny
Great Lakes attitude
Maybe - Trump’s a baby
He’s so lazy
What have you got to lose
Touch My Tooter
Buddy - why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty
When she walks into the room
(touch my tooter)
Sonny - it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove
Baby - ain't it lazy
Ain't it crazy
When u think it's all smooth
This song is relatively abysmal. And in the interest of full disclosure, my parody is even worse.
From 1994 to 2018, Ween has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Never seen... Ween.
The Big Lie 100: (#624)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
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