#1430. Mitch McConnell

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell has a net worth of roughly $150 million.  

I don't normally recommend cosmetic procedures for men.  But maybe it's time to consider a facelift. 

Or at the very least, some kind of "anti-chin-tuck."

Mitch currently resides in a sprawling 13,000-square-foot luxury mansion located in Louisville, Kentucky.  His home comes with the following luxury features and amenities:

• High End Kitchen
• Home Theater
• Tennis Court
• Wine Cellar
• 20-Seater Dining Room
• 3 Swimming Pools
• 10 Bedrooms
• 12 Bathrooms
• Yoga Studio
• Bowling Alley

Not sure if I like the idea of Mitch doing yoga.  Or engaging in any form of physical exercise for that matter whatsoever.

However, the one thing missing from the vast McConnell estate... is a farm.  

So I decided to unilaterally correct this alarming discrepancy.  Herewith, all hail farmer Mitch!

 

 

Mitch McConnell
sonofsaf

Mitch McConnell had a farm
GOP Old Crow
And on his farm he had some Jews
GOP Old Crow
With a Jared here
And a Kushner there
Here a Jew, there a Jew
Everywhere a Jew Jew

Mitch McConnell had a farm
GOP Old Crow
Mitch McConnell has done harm
GOP Old Crow

And on his farm he sucked some dicks
GOP Old Crow
With a suck-suck here
And a fuck-fuck there
Here a suck, there a fuck
Everywhere a suck-fuck

Mitch McConnell had a farm
GOP Old Crow
Mitch McConnell has done harm
GOP Old Crow

And on his farm a drilling rig
GOP Old Crow
With a frack-frack here
And a ball sack there
Here an frack, there a sack
Everywhere a frack sack
Mitch McConnell has done harm
GOP Old Crow

 

Old MacDonald
Unknown

Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee i ee i oh
With a moo-moo here
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo
Everywhere a moo-moo

Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee i ee i o
With a cluck-cluck here
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere a cluck-cluck

Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

And on his farm he had some pigs
Ee i ee i o
With an oink-oink here
And an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere an oink-oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

This is one of the better nursery rhymes all-time.  Really lends itself to a rousing sing-a-long.  

In an ideal world, I'd like to see Nancy Pelosi teaching my version to her extensive brood of grandchildren.

The "Mitch is a Bitch" Top 10:

#29.  Burn The Mitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#30.  Treason Of The Mitch (Season Of The Witch --- Robert Plant)

#31.  The Mitch Is Back (The Bitch Is Back --- Elton John) 

#33.  Mitchy Lookin' (Witchy Woman --- Eagles)

#169.  Chao (Shout --- Tears For Fears)

#422.  Mitch (Bitch --- Rolling Stones)

#462.  Lazy Mitch (Crazy Bitch --- Buckcherry)

#507.  Kentucky (Get Lucky --- Daft Punk)

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

#1430.  Old MacDonald (Mitch McConnell --- Unknown)

The Big Lie 100: (#605)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

Please do not share this material with Mitch McConnell and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1429. Mrs. Smiley

Tiffany Smiley (R) is running for Senate in the state of Washington.  

If you go to her campaign website, the first thing you see...

I'm running for US Senate to help families across the
country achieve their American Dream. 

My family's American Dream was nearly shattered back in 2005 when my husband Scotty was severely wounded by a suicide bomber in Iraq.

Since that day I've made it my mission
to ensure he got the care he deserved.

I would encourage a reporter to ask Smiley about something that happened a month ago... when Senate Republicans held up crucial veteran's health care spending & benefits.  Purely as a slimeball political stunt.

Specifically, Mrs. Smiley, who would you side with on this issue?

Comedian and political activist Jon Stewart and the Democrats or Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and the Republicans?

 

 

Mrs. Smiley
sonofsaf

She’s makin’ all this money for free
A fund that’s givin’ plenty of hedge
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
Ivanka is one too
Trump is tellin’ lies a disgrace to defend

[Chorus]
Hey, Mrs. Smiley
MAGA’s fighting, build the wall
Fucked up, Mrs. Smiley
A whore for god sake, who’s on call

1-6, Trump had a coup d’etat plan
Two Corinthians he does pretend to pray
He will cum and stop the steal
Spread seed from his dick
Stormy Daniels is surely gettin’ laid

[Chorus]

Find a way to have an insurrection
Everyone’s wishin’ Trump was dead
We dread his Big Mac food
We dread that faggot
We dread he’s on time to get his election twenty four kicks

[Chorus]

Cunt of Mrs. Smiley
Gonna fucking build a wall
Die die, Mrs. Smiley
You’re gonna shit now, toilet stall, toilet stall

 

Mr. Smiley
Posion

I heard a funny thing about me
Lately I've been living on the edge
I won't say that ain't true,
But who the hell are you
I don't recognize my own face or my friends.

[Chorus]
Hey, Mr. Smiley
Read the writing, on the wall
Wake up, Mr. Smiley
Before you don't wake up at all

Today, I hired me a yes man
He simply agrees with anything I say
He does all my dirty deals
And feeds me my pills
As long as I'm still breathing he gets paid

[Chorus]

Yesterday I had a conversation
With all them voices in my head
One said I was no good
One said I should quit
One said I'll be fine just as soon as I get myself a fix

[Chorus]

Put on Mr. Smiley
And I'm feeling ten feet tall
Bye bye, Mr. Smiley
You got to go now, they just called, they just called

 

This song.  This song. 

This is not my kind of song.

 

Poison:

7-1-00, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-10-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-10-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-13-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#604)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

 

 

Please do not share this material with Tiffany Smiley and/or former President Donald J. Trump

#1428. Eatin' Crudite

Mocking a man for having a stroke? 

Sounds like a dubious political strategy for a TV celebrity physician.  

Then again, this is Dr. Oz!  The Turkish carpetbagger.  Is it any coincidence that Turkey is known for its authentic rugs?  Hell, even his mentor Oprah Winfrey wants nothing to do with him.

Dark money should throw up a fictional commercial of him riding around on a flying carpet.  In Altoona, Jim Thorpe, Intercourse, etc.  Steppenwolf style! 

From what I understand, Oz is seriously considering a proposal for a "miscarriage investigatory police force" or "MIPF."  You know, to better determine if impoverished poor pregnant women had any role in the deliberate "killing" of their unborn children.  For the time being, he's been laying low.  But if Mehmet actually gets elected, rest assured, it's gonna get super-embryonic all up in 'dat Congress.  Hey!  Crudite!

 

 

Eatin’ Crudite
sonofsaf

If only Mehmet had a basket
Filled up with crudite
He woulda never been laughed at
In Pennsylvania hey
He goes to Wegman’s for veggies
And Redner’s Warehouse too
He eats his veggies like yinz do
Eatin’ crudite

He shops for veggies at Wegner’s (veggie tray is crudite)
Inflation’s outta line (veggie tray ain’t crudite)
The vegetables are special (veggie tray is crudite)
Guacamole time (veggie tray ain’t crudite)
New Jersey’s the Garden (veggie tray is crudite)
State not a veggie tray (veggie tray ain’t crudite)

GOP will be eatin’
Eatin’ crudite

A starchy vegetable’s a root
That salsa needs a spoon
Charcuterie I’m so bored
Trippin’ on a shroom
He shoulda had a cucumber
Some cauliflower hooray
The good doctor was eatin’
Eatin’ crudite

Zucchini Kolhrabi (veggie tray is crudite)
Asparagus is great (veggie tray ain’t crudite)
Broccoli and carrots (veggie tray is crudite)
Would make a great buffet (veggie tray ain’t crudite)
Holy guac-a-mola (veggie tray is crudite)
It’s a veggie tray (veggie tray ain’t crudite)

GOP will be eatin’
Eatin’ crudite

 

Surfin’ U.S.A.
Beach Boys

If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like California
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blond hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.

You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestle
Australia's Narrabeen
All over Manhattan
And down Doheny Way

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.

We'll all be planning out a route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our surfboards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we're surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.

Haggerty's and Swami's
Pacific Palisades
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach L.A.
All over La Jolla
At Waimea Bay

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.

My favorite Beach Boys tune hands down.  This is my second parody of Surfin' U.S.A.  

A couple months ago I penned "Fuckin' Hamadeh."  #1282.  Regarding the Orange Prolapse endorsed Abe Hamadeh.  He's running for Attorney General in Arizona.

 

Brain Wilson (Beach Boys):

7-22-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

The Crudite Compilation Top 10:

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1412.  Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)

The Big Lie 100: (#603)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

Please do not share this material with Mehmet Oz and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1427. Tate Reeves (Governor Blows)

This picture reminds me of something.  But I just can't put my finger on it.

Orange Prolapse on the left : Mississippi Governor and fellow ginger fuck Taint Reeves on the right.

 

Oh yeah, on my walk this morning before the Steelers/Lions preseason game, I spotted a very rare Trump Dildo.  It's even turning a distinct shade of orange.

Hey, it's actually a flag/sign of respect.  Perhaps Dr. Oz could administer the crudite during their upcuming "Save America" rally in the Scranton/Wilkes Barre area next Saturday.

 

It's deep in the A.    As in... the ass.

Tate Reeves (Governor Blows)
sonofsaf

I’ve been told
That Donald Trump’s a clown
A ginger whore
So unkind

Pay the price
His leadership
An Orange Prolapse wide open
All of the time

Tiny schlong
A mushroom burn
His Lake Tahoe endeavor
Cheating crime

He will torment
All the woke liberals
Broke and poor
Make them whine

Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows
Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows du jour

Lose or win it’s all a con
‘Cause Donald’s scorn
He wants a crown
The king of crime

Wife’s a whore, daughter’s a cunt
Now come git sum
No longer coping
(With) the big lie

Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows
Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows du jour

Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows
Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows, Governor blows

I’ve been told
That Donald Trump’s a clown
A ginger whore
So unkind
Pay the price his leadership
An Orange Prolapse wide open
All of the time

Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows
Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows, Governor blows

Governor blows
Governor blows

 

Believe (Nobody Knows)
My Morning Jacket

Time to roll
The answer floats on down
The farthest shore
Of the mind

Roll the dice
That sail the ship
And all the doors will open
On down the line

Turned to wrong
A lesson learned
And then forgotten over
In our time

In that moment
I awoke among the
Smoke and mirrors
I was blind

Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows for sure

It begins and on and on
A baby’s born
The elder’s down
All in their time

Start a door, the setting sun
The day has come
My mind is open
My oh my

Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows for sure

Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows, nobody knows

Time to go
The answer floats on by
The farthest shore
Of the mind
Roll the dice that sail the ship
And all the world will open
All this time

Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows, nobody knows

Nobody knows
Nobody knows

My third parody of Tate Reeves.  Challenging, rolling lyrics.

#183.  I'm Tate (I'm Late --- Alice In Wonderland)

#236.  Hail Tate (Jailbreak --- AC/DC)

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

My Morning Jacket:

5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22,  Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#602)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

Please do not share this material with Governor Tate Reeves (R-MS) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1426. Roe Roe Roe Your Vote

I went to a political rally in Millvale Community Park on Friday night.  Noticed a woman carrying a pro-choice sign.

So I engaged her and told her that I'd finish it off.  And here we go.

(mark :19)

Roe Roe Roe Your Vote
sonofsaf

Roe, Roe, Roe your vote
Neil Gorsuch you scream
Horribly, horribly, horribly, horribly
Court is too extreme

Roe, Roe, Roe your vote
Kavanaugh you scream
Terribly, terribly, terribly, terribly
Court is too extreme

Roe, Roe, Roe your vote
ACB you scream
Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily
Court is too extreme

Roe, Roe, Roe your vote
Donald Trump you scream
Tyranny, tyranny, tyranny, tyranny
Court is too extreme

Row Row Row Your Boat
Ella Fitzgerald

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

I opted for the Trump administration progression of Supreme Court nominees.

Gorsuch > Kavanaugh > Barrett.  (Ass > Dick > Cunt)

Believe it or not, from 1944 to 1984, Ella Fitzgerald played the Burgh a grand total of 23 times.  Impressive.  I had no idea.  Regardless, I went with her version.  Not too many singers are willing to let it all hang out with a row row row your boat opener.  It's her and Bada Bing Crosby.

The Big Lie 100: (#601)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

Please do not share this material with any members of the U.S. Supreme Court, former President Donald J. Trump, and/or pro-life scum.

#1425. Crudite

Easily one of my better parodies.  Hey, it's one of the most instantly recognizable songs worldwide.  

Lyrics are sharp.  Meter and tempo are spot-on.  Rhyme and rhythm, baby.  Yesterday!

Definitely dogshit... as opposed to human.

 

Here's my latest "Oz Dump."  Spotted and christened on 8-25-22.  Underneath the shadows of the Anderson St. Bridge on the North Side.

Crudite
sonofsaf

Crudite is another name for veggie tray
Mehmet shopping for his wife that day
Oh, so costly the crudite

Luckily, they had salsa and guacamole
Bag of carrots and some broccoli
Oh, crudite’s a veggie tray

Why did Oz blame Joe
Biden knows, John shouldn’t say
Oz does not belong
In the Senate of PA

Crudite all of Mehmet’s homes are on display
He has two or maybe ten they say
But, so costly that crudite

Why did Oz blame Joe
Biden knows, John shouldn’t say
Oz does not belong
In the Senate of PA

Crudite all of Mehmet’s homes are on display
He has two or maybe ten they say
But, too costly is crudite

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.

(Mason suggested that instead of the yum, yum, yum closer, you can substitute "Please vote for John Fetterman.")

 

Yesterday
The Beatles

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be.
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she had to go?
I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said something wrong.
Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Why she had to go?
I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said something wrong.
Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.

 

From Anfield Stadium in Liverpool (2008).  #YNWA

This is my second parody of Yesterday.  Back in June I wrote a tribute to the Republican Attorney General candidate in Arizona, election denier Abe Hamadeh (last name pronounced he is gay).  #1287.  Hamadeh.  

That one was a tad more objectionable and offensive.  As opposed to this version of "Crudite" which I honestly believe has significant commercial upside.  Best delivered in the waning days of the campaign by my friends Brighton and Oakmont at a "Fetterman family friendly open mic night."  Introduce them as Pittsburgh-based musicians.  Alternating verses and then together in unison for the final line.  

And of course, I will bring the crudite.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Crudite Compilation Top 10:

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1412.  Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

The Big Lie 100: (#600)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

Please do not share this material with Mehmet Oz, former President Donald J. Trump, Paul McCartney and/or those who enjoy crudite.

 

#1424. Ill Campaigns

A couple hours ago, Trump posted the following...

INVASION OF PRIVACY!!!

It would have been more impactful if the Orange Prolapse had included a picture.  I'm thinking something along the lines of this.

Turns out that Jamie Foxx does a pretty decent Trump impersonation.

 

 

Ill Campagins
sonofsaf

Jared he gives, Jared receives
Flood of blood and a stupid Jew
Not the norm Orange Prolapse meat
Grabbing tits of Daniels Stormy

Oh, Jared’s a Jew
Oh, you know Jared’s a Jew

Sick not strong we sing that Donald Trump’s obscene
Feel his wrath, he’ll give a nickname that is mean
Ivanka is a whore see
Camel toe is not pretend
Golden shower, pray for death
Because he’s gay

He’s not a man, an Orange Prolapse
Shitting quarter pound with cheeses
No goodwill a sick campaign
The endless grift, wheeling and dealing

Oh, Jared’s a Jew
Oh, you know Jared’s a Jew

Sick not strong we sing that Donald Trump’s obscene
Feel his wrath, he’ll give a nickname that is mean
Ivanka is a whore see
Camel toe is not pretend
Golden shower, pray for death
Because he’s gay

Trump’s little dick, it isn’t swell
Kosher swine and a bad father
Daughter Jew, a strap-on dance
Jared Kushner will bend over

Oh, Jared’s a Jew
Oh, you know Jared’s a Jew

Sick not strong we sing that Donald Trump’s obscene
Feel his wrath, he’ll give a nickname that is mean
Ivanka is a whore see
Camel toe is not pretend
Golden shower, pray for death
Because he’s gay

 

 

Still Remains
Stone Temple Pilots

Our bed we live, our bed we sleep
Making love and I become you
Flesh is warm with naked feet
Stabbing thorns and you become me

Oh, I'd beg for you
Oh, you know I'll beg for you

Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine
Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave
If you should die before me
Ask if you can bring a friend
Pick a flower, hold your breath
And drift away

She holds my hand, we share a laugh
Slipping orange blossom breezes
Love is still and sweat remains
A cherished gift, unselfish feeling

Oh, I'd beg for you
Oh, you know I'll beg for you

Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine
Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave
If you should die before me
Ask if you can bring a friend
Pick a flower, hold your breath
And drift away

She tells me things, I listen well
Drink the wine and save the water
Skin is smooth, I steal a glance
Dragon flies are gliding over

Oh, I'd beg for you
Oh, you know I'll beg for you

Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine
Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave
If you should die before me
Ask if you can bring a friend
Pick a flower, hold your breath
And drift away

 

Easily one of their best tunes.  If you want the real deal (mark 20:42).

Stone Temple Pilots:

5-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#599)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

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