#1965. Sam Brown

Sam Brown just announced his run for Senate in Nevada.

Suffered severe burns and permanent disfiguration while serving in Afghanistan.

In a normal political world, I would never seek to disparage ANY military veteran.  But the Republican party, as a whole, is in an extended state of "infinite abnormality."   And therefore, Brown must be considered fair game.  Especially when the balance of power in the U.S. Senate's on the line.

Brown, should he win his Republican primary, and I imagine he will, would face off against incumbent Senator Jackie Rosen.

Talk about a battleground.  Cash money!

If I was Rosen, I'd go on the offense.  Make it all about abortion, women's rights, and military health care.  Now that.. is a lay up.  Link Sam Brown to fellow Republican "coach" Tommy Tuberville (R-AL).  Call him out directly.  Make him stand up and formally repudiate Tuberville's attempts for repeatedly compromising our United States military chain of command.  By excessively toying and continually obstructing with the nomination process of military personnel.  Not to mention all of the other gutless Republican politicians who are too scared to directly confront Tubs.

Tubs... meet the real Tubbs.

Classic divide and conquer strategy.  Works every time.  Beat him at his own game.  And on his own turf.

Senator Rosen, please have someone from your staff gimme a ring.  I will explain... everything.

Sam Brown
sonofsaf

Trump’s an orange shade of whitey
Trump’s a white form of cunt
Shouldn’t get laid and he’s probably gay, funny
Trump has an impressive gunt*

Hey there’s no defense in defending
Fucking bitch ain’t okay
Ivanka’s a Jew and her husband’s one too
Toilet stall’s flushing today

Maybe
Sam Brown, is my new fuckin’ enemy
Sam Brown, MAGA’s, staking out the right
(Fake news, baby, Sam Brown, ooh)
Sam Brown, he’s inflicting queer misery
Sam Brown, Big Mac bite
He ain’t right, he can’t fight

Sam Brown, is my new fuckin’ enemy
Sam Brown, MAGA’s, staking out the right
(Fake news, baby, Sam Brown, ooh)
Sam Brown, he’s inflicting queer misery
Sam Brown, Big Mac bite
He ain’t right, he can’t fight

 

Breakdown
Tom Petty

It's alright if you love me
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away, honey
I get the feeling you won't

Say there is no sense in pretending
Your eyes give you away
Something inside you is feeling like I do
We said all there is to say

Baby
Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown, honey, take me through the night
(Take me, baby, breakdown, ooh)
Breakdown, now I'm standin' here, can't you see?
Breakdown, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright

Breakdown, go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown, honey, take me through the night
(Take me, baby, breakdown, ooh)
Breakdown, now I'm standin' here, can't you see?
Breakdown, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright

 

* - the slang term "gunt" is a combination of gut and cunt.

From 1977 to 2017, Tom Petty played the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.  Petty died from a drug overdose in 2017.  Not to sound petty (Tom Petty)...  but he was 66 years old. 

Tom Petty:

8-26-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-20-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1124)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

 

Please do not share this material with Sam Brown and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1964. Kash

The Orange Prolapse wants cross-eyed Kash Patel's 2022 children's book "The Plot Against The King" to be available in ALL schools nationwide.  Mandatory reading!

 

As a fellow writer, I believe the book should be available as well.  But strictly for the purpose of mass, decentralized, simultaneous burnings.

 

 

Kash
sonofsaf

Stormy’s a whore!

Trump’s cum!  Donald’s seed’s the enemy
A retard there’s no doubt inflicts misery
Trump’s cum!  Donald’s seed’s the enemy
A retard there’s no doubt inflicts misery - oh!

No!

Her doesn’t mind being needed - ooh McDonald’s trouble
A tiny job to blow Stormy’s cunt will moisten
Full of, such bullshit that idiot will never make sense
Depraved, all his aides don’t give a fuck

Endless!
MAGA fight!
All the hate!

Pig with a mushroom erection

Yeah, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Gay
Ugggh!

 

Trash
Silverchair

One, two, three, four!

Welcome! Nothing short of anarchy
It's so hard to find out who you wanna be
Welcome! Nothing short of anarchy
It's so hard to find out who you wanna be - oh!

Go!

I couldn't find what you needed - ooh to be a double
A big pill but you know that you need a poison
Open, you need it but I returned the point of acceptance
How brave, your parades never do much

Violence!
Hopeless fight!
Call it straight!

Big black steel cap dealt rejection

Yeah, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Yay
Ugggh!

 

According to my research, Aussie rockers Silverchair never played the Burgh.

Back in the mid 90's, we used to blare Pure Massacre.  Great foosball background music.  Gets your blood flowing.

The Big Lie 100: (#1123)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

 

Please do not share this material with Kash Patel and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted

Peach State Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene wants impeachments!

Impeach Biden 

Impeach Mayorkas 

Impeach Garland 

Impeach Wray

Impeach Graves 

We must expel the federal government of these corrupt officials.

 

And Taylor Greene is requesting feedback.  So here's my official response.

The Greene Prolapse is bulging

The Greene Prolapse is protruding 

The Greene Prolapse is tumescent

The Greene Prolapse is expanding

The Greene Prolapse loves the Orange Prolapse.

 

MTG is well-deserving of this dahntahn Trump Dump.  Super high visibility alert on Smithfield St.

Welcome to the shit show!

 

 

Greene Can’t Be Trusted
sonofsaf

Greene can’t be trusted won’t do the work
Prays like a jerk does not make us greater
She is a whore and a toad
Craving the big lie she knows
Needs the swing state votes I suppose
Trump’s coup d’etat plan
Trump’s coup d’etat plan

He’ll stage a coup kill us some cops
And then wants props, future’s not better
Faking us out with voting machines
Pride is a seven deadly sin
Donald’s so fat a shit show scene
It’s the forty-five plan
Forty-five plan

 

Mean Mr. Mustard
The Beatles

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man

 

Difficult lyrics.  This parody is relatively choppy.  As in chipped chopped hammy. 

The Beatles played the Burgh just once.  Back in 1964 at the Civic Arena.  At the time I was -6.

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni (Green Manalishi --- Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell (Green Hell --- Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene (It's Not Easy Being Green --- Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mexican Jumping Bean --- various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene (God Save The Queen --- Queen)

#605.  Taylor Greene (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor Greene (Dramamine --- Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene (This Is Halloween --- Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene (Hello It's Halloween --- Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor Greene (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mr. Tambourine Man --- Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run --- Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene (Mr. Clean --- Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#892.  Shutdown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#952.  Greene Disease (Green Disease --- Pearl Jam)

#998.  Greene Fearing (Green Earrings --- Steely Dan)

#1123.  Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady --- Metal Church)

#1135.  Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1595.  Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)

#1596.  Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)

#1601.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1710.  Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)

#1720.  Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean -  Toadies)

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

The Big Lie 100: (#1122)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

 

Please do not share this material with Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1962. Nauta Fucks You

Behold!  Orange Prolapse "BODY MAN"... Walt Nauta!

Naturally, I gotta ask.  Aside from tampering with boxes of classified and top secret documents, just so Donald can play "Pretend President," do his duties extend all the way to diaper changing and ass wiping? 

 "Inquiring minds want to know." --- Saf & Readers Digest

 

 

Nauta Fucks You
sonofsaf

Donald J. Trump and Walt Nauta fuck you
Mushroom dick Nauta fucks you
Donald J. Trump and Walt Nauta fuck you
Mushroom dick Nauta fucks you
Donald J. Trump and Walt Nauta fuck you
Mushroom dick Nauta fucks you
Donald J. Trump and Walt Nauta fuck you
Nauta fucks you by moving documents too

 

Gotta Jibboo
Phish

Mama sing sing when she gotta jibboo
Papa sing gotta jibboo
Mama sing sing when she gotta jibboo
Papa sing gotta jibboo
Mama sing sing when she gotta jibboo
Papa sing gotta jibboo
Mama sing sing when she gotta jibboo
Gotta jibboo and you keep on drinking too

Bass player Mark Gordon showed up at Mr. Small's last week.  Didn't go to the show.  But I did stop down and chat with him about the inevitable downward trajectory of outdated venue evac protocol.  His response was lukewarm.

Phish returns to the Burgh for a 2 night stand at Star Lake (July 21 & 22).

From 1992 to the present, Phish has played the burgh a grand total of 14 times.  Gotta jibboo?  Not sure about that.  But I do love how sports-radio personality Mark Madden despises Phish.

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1121)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

 

Please do not share this material with Walt Nauta and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1961. Greene Is Outta Line

Marjorie Taylor Greene just got kicked out of the Freedom Cock-Us.  

Apparently she's wasn't enough of an extremist.  For the love of Dog!

In other news,  the Pirates lost to the AZ Diamondbacks last night (7-3) as the Orange Prolapse continued to relentlessly flail away on social media.  Shittsburgh Trump Dumps continue marching on. 

 

 

Riverhounds play #1 Sacramento tonight at Highmark Stadium.  Ed Sheeran's at Acrid Turd Stadium.  Tickets abound... for Sheeran that is.

 

Greene Is Outta Line
sonofsaf

She’s the pot of a crock
Evangelical flock
And she’s a Trump wannabe
He’s an Orange Prolapse fart
With the lack of a heart
He fakes the news that’s why

She’s a cunt who is loud
She’s a cunt that is dry
She’d fuck Pelosi
Her cunt opens wide
Filled with blood and not tight
The Filet-o-Fish pride
Mail order whore wife
Eastern Europe

Taylor Greene is outta line
Midget physique bitch is so unkind
Taylor Greene is outta line
Misunderstands
That Big Macs aren’t fine
Oh no!

A mental basket case
Piece of shit human race
Her meat curtains are crusty
MAGA loves the far right
All of them wanna fight
Spreading the biggest lie

Hell, she’s probably gay
Donald’s orange and not white
Confederate rose
Conman isn’t white
Stormy D. would confide
Three hundred pounds ain’t right
Mail order whore wife
Eastern Europe

Taylor Greene is outta line
Midget physique bitch is so unkind
Taylor Greene is outta line
Misunderstands
That Big Macs aren’t fine

 

Teenage Frankenstein
Alice Cooper

I'm the kid on the block
With my head made of rock
And I ain't got nobody
I'm the state of the art
Got a brain a la carte
I make the babies cry

I ain't one of the crowd
I ain't one of the guys
They just avoid me
They run and they hide
Are my colors too bright
Are my eyes set too wide
I spend my whole life
Burning, turning

I'm a teenage Frankenstein
The local freak with the twisted mind
I'm a teenage Frankenstein
These ain't my hands
And these legs ain't mine
Oh no!

Got a synthetic face
Got some scars and a brace
My hands are rough and bloody
I walk into the night
Women faint at the sight
I ain't no cutie-pie

I can't walk in the day
I must walk in the night
Stay in the shadows
Stay out of the light
Are my shoulders too wide
Is my head screwed on tight
I spend my whole life
Burning, turning

I'm a teenage Frankenstein
The local freak with the twisted mind
I'm a teenage Frankenstein
These ain't my hands
And these legs ain't mine

Teenage Frankenstein!  Easily one of my favorite Alice Cooper songs.  Ironically, Feed My Frankenstein is one of my least favorite Alice Cooper songs.

I had a weird hunch that I'd previously parodied this song.  But couldn't remember the title.  So I did a search.  And naturally, it came up #1111.  Eric Saferstein.  You just gotta deliberately mispronounce my last name.  Go figure.

Alice Cooper has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 28 times.  He'll be invading nearby Johnstown, PA next month on August 6.

Alice Cooper:

9-3-10, Classic Park, Eastlake, OH


8-12-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


7-15-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


5-20-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA


10-26-18, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

3-20-22, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA

4-29-23, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH

Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit --- (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni --- (Green Manalishi - Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell --- (Green Hell - Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene --- (It's Not Easy Being Green - Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mexican Jumping Bean - various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene --- (God Save The Queen - Queen)

#605.  Taylor Greene --- (Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor Greene --- (Dramamine - Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene --- (This Is Halloween - Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor Greene --- (Halloween - John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene --- (Hello It's Halloween - Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor Greene --- (Tangerine - Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene --- (Killer Queen - Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt --- (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run - Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene --- (Mr. Clean - Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene --- (Dancing Queen - ABBA)

#892.  Shutdown --- (Showdown - E.L.O.)

#952.  Greene Disease --- (Green Disease - Pearl Jam)

#998.  Greene Fearing --- (Green Earrings - Steely Dan)

#1123.  Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady - Metal Church)

#1135.  Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham - Weird Al Yankovic)

#1595.  Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)

#1596.  Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)

#1601.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1710.  Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)

#1720.  Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean -  Toadies)

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1120)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

 

Please do not share this material with Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1960. Steven Daines

Senator Steve Daines (R-MT) offered up an early endorsement for Republican Tim Sheehy.  

Assuming he wins the primary, he'll face off against Democrat Jon Tester in what's likely to be a very competitive race up in Big Sky country.

 

 

Steven Daines
sonofsaf

Stormy has a porno cunt, head’s a job to blow
Tossed is a salad with ease asshole she’ll embrace
Donald will fight with big lies a coup he was planning
MAGA fight’s not the norm

Endeavor to wear Depends
McDonald’s buffet ’til the bitter end
Ron DeSanctus is his enemy
Donald’s a cunt

Montana’s Steven (Steven) Daines (Steven Daines)
The Donald’s a cunt who we must defend
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka is too

Trump’s wife’s the BeBest clown, a nonstop shit show
The Orange Prolapse is a clown
MAGA fight’s not the norm

Endeavor to wear Depends
McDonald’s buffet ’til the bitter end
Ron DeSanctus is his enemy
Donald’s a cunt

Montana’s Steven (Steven) Daines (Steven Daines)
The Donald’s a cunt who we must defend
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka is too

Montana’s Steven (Steven) Daines (Steven Daines)
The Donald’s a cunt who we must defend
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
And Ivanka is too

 

Country Lanes
Bee Gees

So warm is my morning sun, red is my rainbow
Soft is the cool summer breeze when I saw your face
I saw the light in your eyes so dark and demanding
Like a light in the storm

Whenever I cry my friend
You're always away and so I pretend
If I could live the dreams that I see
Long live my love

Walking in country (country) lanes (country lanes)
I'll never belong to someone again
Living my whole life through
Long live my love for you

My life has meaning now, I am a window
And all things seem clear to me now
Like a light in the storm

Whenever I cry my friend
You're always away and so I pretend
If I could live the dreams that I see
Long live my love

Walking in country (country) lanes (country lanes)
I'll never belong to someone again
Living my whole life through
Long live my love

Walking in country (country) lanes (country lanes)
I'll never belong to someone again
Living my whole life through
Long live my love for you

This parody really lingered.  I started writing it a couple months ago.  And just couldn't seem to summon the requisite inspiration.  I tried listening to the actual song and only made it for about 30 seconds.  Meh.

The Bee Gees played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times back in the 70's.  A little before my concert-going days.

The Big Lie 100: (#1119)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

 

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#1959. Cocaine

The Orange Prolapse weighed in on the drug scandal currently rocking the White House.  

A small baggie of cocaine was discovered in close proximity to the Oval Office.  #JustSayNo

Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden. But watch, the Fake News Media will soon start saying that the amount found was “very small,” & it wasn’t really COCAINE, but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish. Has Deranged Jack Smith, the crazy, Trump hating Special Prosecutor, been seen in the area of the COCAINE? He looks like a crackhead to me!

Of course, that makes sense.  Because Joe Biden and Jack Smith are closet cokeheads.

Where are the White House SECURITY TAPES, like the ones I openly and happily gave to Deranged Jack Smith, which will quickly show where the Cocaine in the White House came from??? They already know the answer, but probably don’t like it!

If I was Trump, I'd start calling it the "China White" scandal.  It's a superior, veiled heroin reference as well.  Hey, you gotta wonder if it was Mitch McConnell's wife's coke... "Coco Chow Coke."  Toss her into the mix as well.

 

 

 

Cocaine
sonofsaf

Tits of Stormy you know
Plastic disguise
Donald’s a shit show
Trump’s a cunt
Trump ain’t wise

[2x]
Because Donald Trump’s a clown
Who Republicans will defend
Religious right is praying
Hunter Biden snorts cocaine

Tits of Stormy you know
Clown isn’t right
Donald’s a shit show
Trump’s a cunt
Trump ain’t wise

Faking violence
Trump will bark
Trump will bite

[3x]
Because Donald Trump’s a clown
Who Republicans will defend
Religious right is praying
Hunter Biden snorts cocaine

[5x]
‘Caine, snorting whenever
Donald is a shit show

 

The Chain
Fleetwood Mac

Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise
Run in the shadows
Damn your love
Damn your lies

[2x]
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain

Listen to the wind blow
Down comes the night
Run in the shadows
Damn your love
Damn your lies

Break the silence
Damn the dark
Damn the light

[3x]
And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain

[5x]
Chain, keep us together 

Running in the shadows

Best Fleetwood Mac song?  Probably a toss up between The Chain & You Make Loving Fun.  Maybe Gold Dust Woman or Don't Stop Believing.  I like Second Hand News too.  Lindsey Buckingham has always been a little too melodramatic for my tastes.  His current net worth is 150 million.  On the other hand, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has a net worth of merely 2 million.  You'd think all that sucking up to the Orange Prolapse would've engorged a greater degree of fiscal success.

My second parody of The Chain.  Earlier in the year I penned #1705.  Ukraine.

From 1971 to 2018, Fleetwood Mac has played the Burgh a grand total of 18 times.

Fleetwood Mac:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 

11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Stevie Nicks:

 

7-6-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1118)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

 

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