#1782. Indicted

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Feel free to use #TrumpDump photos in any of your future "anal meating/greeting" endeavors.  For example...

 

 

Indicted
sonofsaf

Fucking clown
From deep within
Syndrome Down
He didn’t win

He’s full of shit
He’s full of shit and he is spreading the big lie
Butt his asshole I fear
‘Cause the Orange Prolapse is queer

More and more conniving
Cover up

Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he’ll build a great wall
Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he'd better call Saul

He won’t shut up
Cannot win
Stormy plan
Lust is a sin

He’s full of shit
He’s full of shit and he is spreading the big lie
Butt his asshole I fear
‘Cause the Orange Prolapse is queer

More and more conniving
Cover up

Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he’ll build a great wall
Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he'd better call Saul

He won’t shut up

Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he’ll build a great wall
Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he'd better call Saul

Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he’ll build a great wall
Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he'd better call Saul

Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted he’ll build a great wall
Indicted, indicted, indicted as planned
Indicted Trump better call Saul

 

United
Judas Priest

Look around
They're moving in
Hold your ground
When they begin

We can do it
We can do it and if they wanna they can try
But they'll never get near
Then they can get out of here

Gonna keep on driving
Never stop

United, united, united we stand
United we never shall fall
United, united, united we stand
United we stand one and all

So keep it up
Don't give in
Make a stand
We're gonna win

We can do it
We can do it and if they wanna they can try
But they'll never get near
Then they can get out of here

Gonna keep on driving
Never stop

United, united, united we stand
United we never shall fall
United, united, united we stand
United we stand one and all

So keep it up

United, united, united we stand
United we never shall fall
United, united, united we stand
United we stand one and all

United, united, united we stand
United we never shall fall
United, united, united we stand
United we stand one and all

United, united, united we stand
United we never shall fall
United, united, united we stand
United we stand one and all

 

Great anthem.  Sounds like #1099.  Ashley Moody.  (Heavy Duty) 

Judas Priest:

8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-16-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

9-17-21, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH

 

The Big Lie 100: (#945)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

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#1781. What The Fuck?!

I'm humbly going to encourage children, all across our Great nation, who've been directly impacted by gun violence... to unite!  Now is your chance.  Come together and regale American voters with my parody of AC/DC's Thunderstruck. 

After good Christian-folk hear the lyrics, I imagine their faux-outrage will be predictably palpable.  Oh the profanity!  The bigotry and contempt!  The Orange Prolapse!  

Like I was saying, parents everywhere will be furious with the song's hostile tone and tenor.  Because, well, you know, it's considerably worse than a 9 year old being decapitated by an AR-15.

 

 

What The Fuck?!
sonofsaf

Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah
Fuck you, ah

I was shot
Now I’m dead from a weapon attack (Fuck you)
On the ground
‘Cause the Second Amendment is wack
Life erased
Guns are bought, some death for you (Fuck you)
Through and through
Jared Kushner, Kushner’s a Jew (Fuck you)
Wife’s a dumb cunt
Meat curtains apart
The wonder of cum
Whore a la carte

You’re dead – what the fuck

Ammo is okay
Smith and Wesson, bullets abound
Uvalde, Texas
Yeah, Texas is Republican
Flags are unfurled
Romancin’ with weapons a crime
Guns are so cool, perfect for you
Yeah-yeah, hey, hey, hey blow job time

Trump’s an Orange Prolapse disease
MTG’s on her knees
Yeah, insanity defined

You’re dead – what the fuck, what the fuck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, what the fuck
Oh, what the fuck
Yeah

Trump’s an Orange Prolapse disease
MTG’s on her knees
Yow

What the fuck, what the fuck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, what the fuck
What the fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Head

Yeah, time to fight
Trump is divine
Yeah, time to fight
Trump is divine, divine

What the fuck, yeah-yeah-yeah
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck
Whoa, baby, baby (What the fuck)
You’re dead what the fuck, what the fuck
What the fuck, what the fuck
You’re dead what the fuck

 

Thunderstruck
AC/DC

Thunder, ah / Fucker, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah

I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (Thunder)
I looked 'round
And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Thunder)
Sound of the drums
Beating in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart

You've been – thunderstruck

Went down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Texas
Yeah, Texas, and we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools
Yeah-yeah, they, they, they blew our minds

I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yeah, the ladies were too kind

You've been – thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, thunderstruck
Oh, thunderstruck
Yeah

I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yow

Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said

Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine, so fine

Thunderstruck, yeah-yeah-yeah
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Whoa, baby, baby (Thunderstruck)
You've been thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck

My third parody of Thunderstruck.

I've also written #202.  Mr. Yuk.  It's about Mr. Yuk.

And #1276.  McClintock.  It's about Tom McClintock (R-CA).

 

From 1977 to 2009, AC/DC has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.

AC/DC:

5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#944)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

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