#1786. Do The Proud Boys Need More Dildos?

Pittsburgh Sports Update:

The Pirates are at risk!  They're in total jeopardy of losing their 100% perfect (uh, 1-0) record to the Cincy Reds.  The black and yellow yinzers are currently losing 3-2 in the 3rd. 

A "smoosh-crusted" dump along Rachel Carson Bridge.

#26.  Johnny Bench!

Of greater importance, the Penguins are hosting the Bruins in the face of 60 mph+ winds. Currently tied 2-2 in the 3rd.

I thought of some exceptional "dual, duel" signage.

The Bruins are

great for constipation!

Oh, sorry.

I meant The Pruins.

An exquisite "Leaning Tower of Dump" in the middle of dahntahn.  More human than human... Rob Zombie.  #ShitSki

 

 

Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos
sonofsaf

Why do Proud Boys need
more dildos
Orange Prolapsin’ thrills
Trump’s a liar who’s committin’
A big crime
Asshole is sore
and so fucked up
Forty five is in his mode
With his semen seed
A whore should not be dry
Well, he’s a fat
jerking shithead selling lies

God damn cunt’s
The standard refrain
When the douchebags are disposed
What a cunt
Leaving a shit stain
Really blows
Disposition
Isn’t sunny
But it’s funny ‘cause you know
Losers are not winnin’
MAGA don’t believe
Outta line in-
serting dildos anal feed.

Daughter-wife’s a whore
cum stain a disease
Butt her ass has a plan
Fries and lard she’ll pray forever
McDonald’s fan
While DeSantis Mickey Mouses
‘Cause Disney he cannot stand
Leaves us in a daze be-
‘Cause Donald has small hands
Why do Proud Boys need
More dildos in their ass?

Why do Proud Boys need
More dildos in their ass?

 

Are There Any More Real Cowboys?
Neil Young

Are there any more
real cowboys
Left out in these hills?
Will the fire hit the iron
One more time?
And will one more
dusty pick-up
Coming rolling down the road
With a load of feed
before the sun gets high?
Well, I hope that
working cowboy never dies.

Not the one
that's snortin' cocaine
When the honky-tonk's all closed
But the one
that prays for more rain
Heaven knows
That the good feed
brings the money
And the money buys the clothes
Not the diamond sequins
shining on TV
But the kind the
working cowboy really needs.

Are there any more
country families
Still working hand in hand
Trying hard to stay together
And make a stand?
While the rows and rows of houses
Come creepin' up on the land
Where the cattle graze and
an old grey barn still stands
Are there any more
real cowboys in this land?

Are there any more
real cowboys in this land?

 

Willie Nelson has played the Burgh 18 times.

Willie Nelson:

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

10-16-03, Capitol Theatre, Wheeling, WV

2-10-06, Dodge Theatre, Phoenix, AZ

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

9-7-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

7-31-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

 

Neil Young has played the Burgh 13 times.

Neil Young:

8-21-97 Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA *

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

6-16-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA *

11-9-12, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA *

9-16-17, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

* - w/ Crazy Horse

The Big Lie 100: (#949)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

#1786.  Why Do Proud Boys Need More Dildos (Are There Any More Real Cowboys --- Neil Young)

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#1785. Indicted As Planned

The indictment of the Orange Prolapse is upon us.  The shits are in motion.  

Behold the evidence.

 

On the pavement.

In the grass.

In New York Shitty.  Up his ass.

 

 

Indicted As Planned
sonofsaf

Trump flags are all unfurled a Rambo wannabe
But he’s just a cunt
That Trump flag’s still unfurled ‘cause the Orange Prolpase ain’t free
All the while a cunt

Trump indicted as planned
He’d better call Saul
Donald and his lawyer shit in a toilet stall
The runs forever, forever, the big lie

Trump indicted as planned
He’d better call Saul
Donald and his lawyer shit in a toilet stall
The runs forever, forever, the big lie

That flags unfurled no doubt the walls of Donald’s cunt
S.T.D. I fear
Donald’s fat ass is full of lard and you shall pray
Toilet stall, shit’s near

Trump indicted as planned
He’d better call Saul
Donald and his lawyer shit in a toilet stall
The runs forever, forever, the big lie

Trump indicted as planned
He’d better call Saul
Donald and his lawyer shit in a toilet stall
The runs forever, forever, the big lie

Trump indicted as planned
He’d better call Saul
Donald and his lawyer shit in a toilet stall
The runs forever, forever, the big lie

 

 

 

United We Stand
Elton John & Kay Garner

There's nowhere in the world that I would rather be
Than with you my love
And there's nothing in the world that I would rather see
Than your smile my love

For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

And if the world about you falls apart my love
Then I'll still be here
And if the going gets too hard along the way
Just you call, I'll hear

For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We'll be together, together, you and I

 

 

 

 

This rendition's actually a cover of The Brotherhood Of Man song.

 

The older I get, the more I'm enamored with the Rocket Man.

From 1972 to 2022, Elton John has jizzed on the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.

Elton John:

6-11-99, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
3-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-18-12, Wesbanco Arena, Wheeling, WV
10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
9-16-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#948)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

#1775.  Robinson (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#1776.  Donald's An Orange Prolapse Fart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1777.  Nashville Isn't Lucky (Nashville to Kentucky --- My Morning Jacket)

#1778.  Tennessee Dead (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)

#1779.  Tim Burchett's Shitty (Suffragette City --- David Bowie)

#1780.  On Fox News Sean Hannity (The Frayed Ends Of Sanity --- Metallica)

#1781.  What The Fuck (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#1782.  Indicted (United --- Judas Priest)

#1783.  Indicted Cunt (United Blood --- Agnostic Front)

#1784.  Indicted Not Long (United And Strong --- Agnostic Front)

#1785.  Indicted As Planned (United We Stand --- Elton John)

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