#1973. Just Like Kevin

Extra!  Extra!  Tweet all about it!

 
Kevin McCarthy’s House Speakership is the bestiality equivalent of a vehicular Buick Anal.

Not to be confused with a Buick Regal Beagle.  

That statement was officially approved by the descendants of Helen Roper.

 

Just Like Kevin
sonofsaf

Blow me, blow me, blow me you’re a piece of shit
The Donald’s fake news cream is red
The Donald’s fake news crap is red
Fahgettaboutit what the heck
Blow me full of bullshit
And I’ll vomit too
I’ll vomit fat
And some McDonald’s too
And some McDonald’s too

Shitting off a toilet ledge
A piss disgrace a piss instead
I screamed about how Trump is gay
A faggot doncha know
Why the Lake Tahoe display in bed
Why the Bar Mitzvah show
Ivanka is a Jew
Ivanka is a Jew

Jew
Jared’s homely
Jew
Kushner’s bony
Jew
Gaping anal
Romancin’ baskets of lotion
Fisting in his asshole
That asshole will scream
 Cream pies full of cream

Far right dicks and buttholes gape
I trust the Boys are Proud and gay
McCarthy’s shit it’s all a game
Some MAGA shit disguise
A clown rusty trombone trombone
Trombone’s your masculinity
That hole of Trump Ivanka’s cunt
Her pink pussy’s the enemy

Jew
Jared’s homely
Jew
Kushner’s bony
Jew
Just like Kevin

 

Just Like Heaven
The Cure

"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick?
The one that makes me scream." she said
"The one that makes me laugh." she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it,
And I promise you,
I promise that
I'll run away with you,
I'll run away with you."

Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways
I had to make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said,
"Why won't you ever know
That I'm in love with you,
That I'm in love with you."

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
You're just like a dream

Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven

Great song.  Timeless.  I have fond memories of it being played at a wedding in Raleigh, NC.  I think almost everyone my age (52) has a memorable "Just Like Heaven" story.  Quintessential eighties.

The Cure has played the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.

Cure:

5-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1132)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

 

Please do not share this material with Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay

Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn't get along with her fellow children in the Freedom Cock-Us. 

The Greene Prolapse allegedly called Lauren Boebert (R-CO) a "whiny, little bitch."

 

"I don't have time for the drama club." --- MTG, July 11, 2023

So they kicked Greene to the curb.  Speaking of curbs, I wouldn't mind seeing the late James Gandolfini deliver a Taylor Greene curb stomp.

 

Get a mop. (for the curb stomp and the Trump Dump)

 

 

 

Taylor Greene’s Gay
sonofsaf

MTG is shit I’m told
She’s spreading the big lie
MTG is shit I’m told
I wish that she would die

Strap-on, strap-on
A dildo hey
Strap-on, strap-on
You will get laid
Strap-on, strap-on
It would appear
Strap-on, strap-on
Maybe you’re queer

So go blow on a dong
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
She is my enemy shit stirrer
Taylor Greene will fuck you
Will fuck you
Will fuck you
Will fuck you

MTG’s a cunt with hair
The coup d’etat was wild
MTG she would fuck you
Your asshole opens wide

Ass crack, ass crack
Roll in the hay
Ass crack, ass crack
Ass crack is gay
Ass crack, ass crack
Very crappy
Ass crack, ass crack
Ass crack hairy

So go blow on a dong
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
She is my enemy shit stirrer
Taylor Greene will fuck you
Will fuck you
Will fuck you
Will fuck you

 

In Between Days
The Cure

Yesterday I got so old
I felt like I could die
Yesterday I got so old
It made me want to cry

Go on, go on
Just walk away
Go on, go on
Your choice is made
Go on, go on
And disappear
Go on, go on
Away from here

And I know I was wrong
When I said it was true
That it couldn't be me and be her
Inbetween without you
Without you
Without you
Without you

Yesterday I got so scared
I shivered like a child
Yesterday away from you
It froze me deep inside

Come back, come back
Don't walk away
Come back, come back
Come back today
Come back, come back
Why can't you see
Come back, come back
Come back to me

And I know I was wrong
When I said it was true
That it couldn't be me and be her
Inbetween without you
Without you
Without you
Without you

 

 

 

The Cure has played the Burgh a grand total of 3 times (1987 - Syria Mosque, 1992 - Star Lake, 1996 - Civic Arena).  They came to Blossom earlier this summer... but we skipped it.

The Cure:

5-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni (Green Manalishi --- Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell (Green Hell --- Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene (It's Not Easy Being Green --- Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mexican Jumping Bean --- various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene (God Save The Queen --- Queen)

#605.  Taylor Greene (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor Greene (Dramamine --- Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene (This Is Halloween --- Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene (Hello It's Halloween --- Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor Greene (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mr. Tambourine Man --- Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run --- Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene (Mr. Clean --- Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#892.  Shutdown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#952.  Greene Disease (Green Disease --- Pearl Jam)

#998.  Greene Fearing (Green Earrings --- Steely Dan)

#1123.  Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady --- Metal Church)

#1135.  Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1595.  Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)

#1596.  Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)

#1601.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1710.  Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)

#1720.  Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean -  Toadies)

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

The Big Lie 100: (#1131)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

 

Please do not share this material with Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White?

Great article in the Guardian about MAGA Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) and his strained affection for white nationalists.

Stephen King, best-selling horror author, tweeted to his 7.1 million followers that Tuberville “gives new meaning to the word idiot.”  Yep, that pretty much sums it up.  Although I would've tacked on misogynistic, imbecilic, arrogant, racist, pathetic, piece of shit.  But "idiot" is a decent starting point for general reference purposes.

 

 

Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White?
sonofsaf

Yeah… Tommy!
One, two, three, four!
Donald Trump’s a pig grabbing the pussy
Very bad lay but at least he’ll cum
Take it in the, up the ass
An orange shade of white
Orange as clockwork a prolapse
Tiny mushroom cock that will be sucked
Tommy, why do annoy
Tommy, why are you savior
Tommy, forty-five
Tommy, can a nationalist be white?

Anal pain your asshole fucked Ivanka is your wife
Degraded cunt not so fresh, twat is the enemy
Alabama pro-life queer, the seed of Tommy’s cream

Can a nationalist be white?   He’s so white

Thrill of monster tits, can’t abstain, Stormy’s the superfreak
Not so white Orange Prolapse clown he’s rollin’ in the deep
Alabama pro-life queer, the seed of Tommy’s cream

Can a nationalist be white?  He’s so white

Thrill of monster tits can’t abstain, Stormy the superfreak
Not so white Orange Prolapse clown he’s rollin’ in the deep, Tommy
Alabama pro-life queer, the seed of Tommy’s cream

Can a nationalist be white?  He’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
Can a nationalist be white?   He’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white
He’s so white, he’s so white

Yeah!

 

Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?
Misfits

Yeah... Mommy!
One, two, three, four!
Singled out the kids who are mean to me
Gettin' straight A's but, they still make fun
I don't give a, I'll laugh last
Stayed in every night
Do my homework so I'll be smart
Girls all say I'm a little fucked
Mommy, I'm a good boy
Mommy, I'm a fuckin' savior
Mommy, I'm alive
Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?

Rip the veins from human necks until they're wet with life
Razor-blades love teenage flesh, an epidermoty
I'll bring back a souvenir, for it's my mommy's dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight?

Killed a girl on Lovers' Lane, I kept her toes and teeth
Every night I stalk around until I find my keep
I'll bring back a souvenir, for it's my mommy's dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight?

Killed a girl on Lovers' Lane, I kept her toes and teeth
Every night I stalk around until I find my keep, Mommy
I'll bring back a souvenir, for it's my mommy's dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?
Kill tonight, kill tonight?

Yeah!

From 1996 to 2015, The Misfits played the Burgh a surprising 16 times.  Never saw them live.

The Big Lie 100: (#1130)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

Please do not share this material with Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump

Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) is the son of Olive Nell.  Little is known of his Tuberville's mother.  But from what I understand, she was both a slut and a whore.   

Gimme a break!

 

Trump gleefully points at Tommy Tubs while discussing the pros and cons of a 6 day abortion ban.

 

Lemme be blunt.  The future trajectory of the United States of America would've been far better served if Olive Nell had received a back alley abortion.  Preferably with a rusty coat hanger.  Near a filth-encrusted dumpster.  That same rationale applies to the Orange Prolapse.  Hmm, makes you kinda wonder.  What if sonofsaf never existed?  Hitler?  Bin Laden?

As for Senator Tommy Tuberville's predilection for fisting Donald Trump, I'd rather see Vito grow mushrooms outta his ass.  Now there's an image!

 

I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump
sonofsaf

I saw Tommy fisting Donald Trump
All of the white nationals are right
Mike Pence his fuckin’ VEEP doesn’t care and is so weak
Shit from his ass butt-fucked up and the excrement he’ll keep

Then I saw Tommy licking Donald Trump
Because the Orange Prolapse is very white
McDonald’s is gonna win
Gluttony’s the seventh sin
Tommy fisting Donald Trump alright

I saw Tommy fisting Donald Trump
All of the white nationals are right
Mike Pence his fuckin’ VEEP doesn’t care and is so weak
Shit from his ass butt-fucked up and the excrement he’ll keep

Then I saw Tommy licking Donald Trump
Because the Orange Prolapse is very white
McDonald’s is gonna win
Gluttony’s the seventh sin
Tommy fisting Donald Trump alright

Oh McDonald’s is gonna win
Gluttony’s the seventh sin
Tommy fisting Donald Trump alright
Yeah

 

 

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Jessica Simpson

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have peak
She thought that I was tucked up in my Bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

My second parody of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."  Earlier this year I penned #1712.  Ramaswamy Is An Ass Because.  (regarding Hindu-conservative, Republican wunderkind presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy)

Twisted Sister played the Burgh 3 times back in the mid 80's.  Didn't catch 'em.

I've always thought it amusing, that a relatively high profile bunch of biker/rocker Jews from NYC, would release an album full of Christmas songs.  "A Twisted Christmas."  Hey, they should've made it a double album.  The B-side coulda been all Jewish songs.  Cinnamon Top, Havana Nagalih, Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel, Russia Russia Russia, etc. 

The Big Lie 100: (#1129)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

 

Please do not share this material with Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) and/or former President Donald J. Trump

 

 

#1969. Tommy (Shit)

Question: Is Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)...

a total piece of shit for intentionally targeting and deliberately marginalizing the female members of our United States military.  Not to mention severely compromising the entire notion of our military readiness, preparedness and effectiveness.

Answer: Yes, of course he is.  What an arrogant piece of misogynistic fucking shit! 

Tommy (Shit)
sonofsaf

Mommy (Skit)
Eminem

 

[The sound of a body being dragged across the ground. The body is thrown in the trunk of a car, which is then closed shut.]

(The sound of an asshole shitting into a toilet.  The asshole is exposed like an Orange Prolapse, which is pretty fucked up.)

Eminem has rapped the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  Twice in 1999 (Metropol & I.C. Light Amphitheatre) and once in 2000 (Mellon Arena).  Never seen him.

The Big Lie 100: (#1128)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

Please do not share this material with Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) and/or former President  Donald J. Trump.

#1968. Aileen Cannon

Should Aileen Cannon, the federal judge from Florida's Southern District, recuse herself from the stolen documents case?

 

Well, let's break it down.  In a purely humanitarian sense, if you apply Braveheart-style face paint, don a TEAM TRUMP cowboy hat, attend a MAGA rally and wildly applaud the rantings of an Orange Prolapse... it makes you a stupid idiot.  And your desperation to join the cult of Trump automatically makes you abjectly biased.  Abnormal as well.  RECUSE IMMEDIATELY!  I'd even consider recusing yourself from the human race.  If that's possible.

In other news, it's Chicken Thursday!

 

 

Aileen Cannon
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s shit it sure does blow
Mental cases the MAGA show
Stormy Daniels’ chest that Double E
Motorboating, is what you need, woo

A non-stop disgrace is what’s in store

The fake news is in doubt, shame isn’t heartfelt
Let’s stop the stealing McDonald’s meals allowed
Embrace the Bible Belt, fake tits will be felt
Aileen Cannon is a judicial clown

So take a piss and drink Bud Light
Fuck the trans-scum with all of your might
Trump Vodka’s the best mistake indeed
All the bullshit, is what you need

You will refuel on Stormy's tits hardcore.

The fake news is in doubt, shame isn’t heartfelt
Let’s stop the stealing McDonald’s meals allowed
Embrace the Bible Belt, fake tits will be felt
Aileen Cannon is a judicial clown
Clown

The fake news is in doubt, shame isn’t heartfelt
Let’s stop the stealing McDonald’s meals allowed
Embrace the Bible Belt, fake tits will be felt
Aileen Cannon is a judicial clown

Let’s stop the stealing McDonald’s meals allowed
Aileen Cannon is a judicial clown
Clown

 

Feast Or Famine
Seether

I won't fake this before I go
So let's face this 'cause no one knows
I've got the sickness that helps me see
What my fate is, this heaven seed, woo

This room is full of faces I abhor

So take everyone out, blame everyone else
I get the feeling it's so revealing now
So take care of yourself, feign everyone else
Feast or famine is really going down

If we bait this, perhaps they'll bite
And sedate them to avoid the fight
I've got the sickness that makes me bleed
So don't wake this, just watch it breathe

This room is full of charlatans and whores

So take everyone out, blame everyone else
I get the feeling it's so revealing now
So take care of yourself, feign everyone else
Feast or famine is really going down
Down

So take everyone out, blame everyone else
I get the feeling it's so revealing now
So take care of yourself, feign everyone else
Feast or famine is really going down

I get the feeling it's so revealing now
The feast or famine, is really going down
Down

From 2002 to the present, Seether has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.  A fair question: Saf, have you ever seen the Seether?  Well I'm honestly not sure.  However, we did go to Stage AE for Weezer on Tuesday night.  Failed to score tix so we just listened to the show from the outside.

The Big Lie 100: (#1127)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

Please do not share this material with Judge Aileen Cannon and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1967. I Hate Sam Brown

"Sam Brown’s life of service and sacrifice is an inspiration to all Americans.  I am very pleased that Sam is stepping up to run for the U.S. Senate." --- GOP Senator Steve Daines, the chair of the National Republican Senatorial Committee.

Curious to see if Trump wades into the Nevada Senate race.  Trump narcissistic arrogance and desire to appear as the ultimate kingmaker is compelling.  But at the same time, the Orange Prolapsing recidivist draft dodger exhibits palpable discomfort when appearing next to individuals with physical handicaps or anything deemed abnormal.  Primarily due to the perceived weak/bad photo-op.  Ex: Texas Governor Greg Abbott in a wheelchair, Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) with the eye patch, U.S. Paralympic athletes, and so on and so forth.  Seriously, when's the last time anyone saw Trump shake hands with a midget.  Other than Marjorie Taylor Greene of course.  

If I was the DNC, I'd float this narrative to both Sam Brown & Donald Trump's detriment.  Put that dynamic to the test.  Regardless of what happens.  It doesn't matter if Trump formally endorses Brown or keeps his distance. Make Brown own up to the bone spurs and faux patriotism routine.  Not to mention his contempt for those who've proudly served in the military.... but come back with a missing limb, CTE (headaches), PTSD, etc.  

You know, all those losers and suckers who died in World War II.  

Carve apart that rural Nevada Republican base.  And just sit back and watch.  It's called divide and conquer.  Make Brown's campaign a total referendum on his relationship with Trump.  And if Trump does endorse him, immediately tie Brown to the likes of other failed U.S. Senate candidates (Herschel Walker, Dr. Oz, etc).  

If I'm Senator Jackie Rosen, you make the 2024 Nevada Senate race about Brown vs. Trump.  Not Rosen vs. Brown.

 

I Hate Sam Brown
sonofsaf

Well, I hate Sam Brown
Yes, I hate Sam Brown
‘Cause he’s so fucked up and his asshole smells
Still I hate Sam Brown

Yes, his asshole’s round
Makes an anal sound
And the meat of Donald’s prolapsin’ like a clown
Big Mac ground of round
And I hate Sam Brown

(I hate Sam Brown) Yeah, maybe
I’m gonna stand up and shout
(I hate Sam Brown) Gay as
A fuckin’ clown
And I hate Sam Brown

Well, the MAGA fight’s
‘Causin’ so much strife
And The Donald’s ass weighs several hundred pounds
He’s a fuckin’ clown
And I hate Sam Brown

(I hate Sam Brown) Yeah, maybe
I’m gonna stand up and shout
(I hate Sam Brown) Gay as
A fuckin’ clown
(And I hate Sam Brown) And I hate Sam Brown

(I hate Sam Brown) Yeah, maybe
I’m gonna stand up and shout
(I hate Sam Brown) Gay a
Fuckin’ clown

(I hate Sam Brown) Yeah, maybe
I’m gonna stand up and shout
(I hate Sam Brown) Gay as
A fuckin’ clown
(I hate Sam Brown) And I hate Sam Brown
(I hate Sam Brown) Yes, I hate Sam Brown

 

I Won't Back Down
Tom Petty

Well, I won't back down
No, I won't back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down

No, I'll stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground
And I won't back down

(I won't back down) Hey, baby
There ain't no easy way out
(I won't back down) Hey, I
Will stand my ground
And I won't back down

Well, I know what's right
I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I'll stand my ground
And I won't back down

(I won't back down) Hey, baby
There ain't no easy way out
(I won't back down) Hey, I
Will stand my ground
(I won't back down) And I won't back down

(I won't back down) Hey, baby
There ain't no easy way out
(I won't back down) Hey, I
Won't back down

(I won't back down) Hey, baby
There ain't no easy way out
(I won't back down) Hey, I
Will stand my ground
(I won't back down) And I won't back down
(I won't back down) No, I won't back down

Never cared much for this song.

From 1977 to 2017, Tom Petty played the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.  Petty died from a drug overdose in 2017.  He was 66 years old.

Tom Petty:

8-26-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-20-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1126)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

Please do not share this material with Sam Brown and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony

The Orange Prolapse is aggressively "over-retruthing" previous posts about Nevada Republican Clark County Chairman Jesse Law.

Viva Las Vegas!

Chairman Jesse Law is doing a fantastic job leading the Clark County Republican Party.

Jesse was with us in the beginning, and he has worked tirelessly to Secure our Elections and Grow our America First movement.

Jesse Law has my Complete and Total Endorsement for re-election!

I happen to have a different interpretation of Jesse Law.  I think he's pissed off.  Seriously, you can sense the bitterness and venom from the Bellagio... all the way to Mar-a-Lago.

The Jesse Law Acrimony (instrumental)
sonofsaf

 

The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony (instrumental)
Phish

Phish returns to the Burgh for a 2 night stand at Star Lake (July 21 & 22).

From 1992 to the present, Phish has played the Burgh a grand total of 14 times.  

Tonight is Weezer!  Outdoors!  Hot hot hot!  Stage AE, baby!  Sold-out! 

As if we give a shit.  Fireball, I.C. Light, and the infamous RESERVED PARKING pylon will be in full effect.  Giorgio's pizza too.  Stop on by.

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1125)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

 

Please do not share this material with Jesse Law and/or former President Donald J. Trump.