Over the summer of 2024, Cornell University student Patrick Dai was sentenced to 21 months in prison for posting threats to kill Jewish students and faculty at Cornell University.
Turns out, behavior like that is generally frowned upon.
Patrick Dai Is Gay
sonofsaf
Trump is a liar
Asshole on fire
He’s worse than O.J.
Patrick Dai is gay
Stormy’s in love with an old fart
Lake Tahoe sweetheart’s
Here to stay
‘Cause Patrick Dai is gay
The big lie
A mother fuckin’ mistake
The big lie
A mother fuckin’ Trump steak
The big lie
The Donald wants a fish filet
Patrick Dai is gay
Donald’s a liar
Asshole on fire
He’s worse than O.J.
Patrick Dai is gay
The big lie
A mother fuckin’ mistake
The big lie
A mother fuckin’ Trump steak
The big lie
The Donald wants a fish filet
Patrick Dai is gay
Clown enemy is the Orange Prolapse fart
Fuckin’ tiny pornography, yeah
His mushroom existence
It’s your job to blow
For Stormy and all to see
Trump ‘tard’s a liar
Asshole on fire
Retard
Retard, retard, retard
Trump wants a fish filet
A mother fuckin’ mistake
A mother fuckin’ Trump steak (Trump wants a fish filet)
The Donald wants a fish filet (fuck yeah)
Patrick Dai is gay
The big lie
A mother fuckin’ mistake
The big lie
A mother fuckin’ Trump steak
The big lie
The Donald wants a fish filet (Trump wants a fish filet)
Patrick Dai is gay
The big lie
A mother fuckin’ mistake
A mother fuckin’ Trump steak
The big lie
The Donald wants a fish filet (Donald wants a fish filet)
Patrick Dai is gay
‘Cause Patrick Dai is gay
I Want It That Way
Backstreet Boys
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Now I can see that we're falling apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me
You are my fire
The one desire
You are
You are, you are, you are
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Ain't nothing but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (never wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
'Cause I want it that way
My second parody of the Backstreet ballad. A few years ago, I penned #1591. His Name Is Kanye.