Donald Trump's still very upset about the Russia Russia Russia Pulitzer Prize Award. So he's predictably suing the 19 Board members. Hey, let's give the Orange Prolapse... the first ever MAGA Prolapse Award.
A city-county building Saturday Morning Special. |
Hopefully, this will help ease The Donald's frustration.
Poor guy.
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TACO Trade
sonofsaf
Oh, Donald, and his Euro-trash wife’s dumber than sitcom Hee Haw
Lake Tahoe butt Stormy she ain’t cuming ‘cuz he wants to fuck Kristi Noem
Oh, Donald why is he always lyin’, ‘bout his tiny mushroom bone
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’ clown’s very shallow and his Big Mac shit ain’t strong
Trump's so fucked up, fake news no doubt
The enemy’s Stormy
The TACO trade as he gets played
Coward of the county
Forty-seven’s fuckin’ gay
Shittin’ Orange Prolapse display
Fuck Afghanistan
Oh, Donald, Kushner loves chip-chopped ham and kosher Christian pig instead
Asshole used to be forty-five and his daughter-wife is inbred
The Donald why is he always lyin’, ‘bout his tiny mushroom bone
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’ clown’s very shallow and his Big Mac shit ain’t strong
Trump's so fucked up, fake news no doubt
The enemy’s Stormy
The TACO trade as he gets played
Coward of the county
Forty-seven’s fuckin’ gay
Shittin’ Orange Prolapse display
Fuck Afghanistan
Oh, Donald, and his Euro-trash wife’s dumber than sitcom Hee Haw
Trumpin’ ’n dumpin’ clown’s very shallow and his Big Mac shit ain’t strong
Trump's so fucked up, fake news no doubt
The enemy’s Stormy
The TACO trade as he gets played
Allegheny County
Forty-seven’s fuckin’ gay
Shittin’ Orange Prolapse display
Fuck Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Withdrawal’s a shitshow, oh, no
Oh Donald, Tahoe ain’t that stormy
Blow, blow, blow, doncha know
So gay
Renegade
Styx
Oh, Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
Oh, Mama I can hear you a-cryin', you're so scared and all alone
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long
The jig is up, the news is out
They've finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today
Of the wanted man
Oh, Mama, I've been years on the lam and had a high price on my head
Lawman said, 'Get him dead or alive.' Now it's for sure he'll see me dead
Dear Mama, I can hear you cryin', you're so scared and all alone
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long
The jig is up, the news is out
They've finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
The judge will have revenge today
On the wanted man
Oh, Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long
The jig is up, the news is out
They've finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today
Of the wanted man
The wanted man
And I don't wanna go, oh, no
Oh, Mama, don't let them take me
No, no, no, I can't go
Hey, hey
Difficult lyrics. My second parody of Renegade. Four years ago, I penned #598. Lemonade!
Styx have played the Burgh more often than I can fathom. They return to the area on August 10, 2025 accompanied by a refreshing version of Quiet Riot. Star Lake!
Styx:
2-19-04, Capitol Music Hall, Wheeling, WV (ManBoy
Lovechild was trying to impress these girls with his backstage pass.
So I asked him if he could get Styx to sign my dick. The girls
laughed. He later accused me of an attempted cock-block).
8-22-08, Consol Energy Park, Washington, PA (Didn't go in but had a good time outside. This is one of only two concerts I've ever pretended to have attended.
The other one is Eric Clapton at the MGM Grand in Vegas. Come to think
of it, there's also a '92 Dead show at the Knickerbocker Arena in
Albany, NY).
7-5-09, Wheeling Island Stadium, Wheeling, WV
5-8-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
10-2-16, Heinz Field, Steelers vs. Chiefs, Pittsburgh, PA (national anthem)
7-14-18 KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA