Damn! That moment you desperately want a high-profile political endorsement...
And Rudy Giuliani weighs in. Could be worse I suppose? Anyone ever heard of the Orange Prolapse.
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McGuire
sonofsaf
Trump will sin, The Donald ain’t white
Gonna have to defend
McMoron, Diet Coke is pop
Big Mac he’s gonna go spend
Takes a piss, toilet stalls
Donald Trump ain’t white
Oh, no
He’s gonna drop a deuce
He’s gonna pee and wee
Ivanka’s twat, cunt, is smelly
Kushner mother fucker is the enemy
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
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McGuire
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McGuire
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Trump’s a total disgrace a fake clown inbred
Needs a lil’ blue pill
Cohen’s the GLOAT and king of the Jews
Riker’s Island a thrill
Takes a piss
Toilet stalls
Donald Trump ain’t white
Oh, no
He’s gonna drop a deuce
He’s gonna pee and wee
Ivanka’s twat, cunt, is smelly
Kushner mother fucker is the enemy
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Cum on Stormy
Oh those Triple D.’s
John Joseph McGuire, yeah
A tiny cock hors d’oeuvre
He’s gonna drink Bud Light
Orange Prolapse will fight
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Cums Forty-five
McGuire
Cum on, maybe baby
(Cums Forty-five)
Cum on, alright
(Cums Forty-five)
Cum on, Stormy’s titties
(Cums Forty-five)
Cum on, alright
(Cums Forty-five)
Donald is not a king
(Cums Forty-five)
Don’t be denied
(Cums Forty-five)
Trump will sin, Trump will sin
So fuck you
(Cums Forty-five)
Cum on, alright
Live Wire
Motley Crue
Plug me in, I'm alive tonight
Out on the streets again
Turn me on, I'm too hot to stop
Something you'll never forget
Take my fist, break down walls
I'm on top tonight
No, no
You better turn me loose
You better set me free
Because I'm hot, young, running free
A little bit better than I used to be
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
I'll either break her face or take down her legs
Get my ways at will
Go for the throat and never let loose
Going in for the kill
Take my fist
Break down walls
I'm on top tonight
No, no
You better turn me loose
You better set me free
Because I'm hot, young, running free
A little bit better than I used to be
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
Come on baby
Gotta play with me
Well, I'm your live wire, yeah
You better lock your doors
I'm on the prowl tonight
Well, be mine tonight
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
'Cause I'm alive
Live wire
Come on, be my baby
('Cause I'm alive)
Come on, tonight
('Cause I'm alive)
Come on, love me baby
('Cause I'm alive)
Come on, tonight
('Cause I'm alive)
I'll give you everything
('Cause I'm alive)
You want inside
('Cause I'm alive)
Plug me in, plug me in
I want you
('Cause I'm alive)
Come on, tonight
My second parody of the early Motley Crue smash hit "Live Wire." On my birthday, a couple years ago, I penned #1377. Big Liar.
I've always thought the SNL cowbell skit was a bit overrated.
From 1984 to the present, Motley Crue has Shouted at the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Motley Crue:
7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-12-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA