#2558. That Donald Trump's A Troll (And Piece Of Shit)

Everyone knows that Donald Trump is essentially a human troll.

I happen to prefer the full-sized version which features a tiny, mushroom penis. 

The Orange Prolapse's hush money/election interference trial resumes tomorrow morning.  Looking forward to some additional expert eye-witness testimony from Stormy Daniels.

 

 

That Donald Trump’s A Troll (And Piece Of Shit)
sonofsaf

He is a dick and Orange Prolapse fart
The fire and fury and rage
Does he wanna fuck ya, maybe stick it in ya
MAGA’s gotta rearrange.  Rearrange.

Donald will fuck ya, Donald won’t suck ya
He’s always outta line
Donald is fucked up still a prolapse fart
Big fat broke clown who lies.  Hope he dies.

A red asshole that Donald Trump’s a troll and piece of shit
Asshole that Donald Trump’s a troll and piece of shit, of shit, of shit, fucks you too
Oh, hell, piece of shit, piece of shit, piece of shit
A red enemy a dildo toy and he’s so homely

A mushroom prick the life of a fart
Almost eighty his age
He is so fucked up someone I don’t trust
Donald’s an Orange Prolapse stain.  Prolapse stain.

Donald’s an orange clown creep from the start
Stealing votes is all the rage
Donald terrifies ya, bullshit all the time ya
Donald’s dildo toy brings pain.  Toy brings pain.

A red asshole that Donald Trump’s a troll and piece of shit
A red asshole that Donald Trump’s a troll and piece of shit, of shit, fucks you too
Oh hell, piece of shit, piece of shit, piece of shit
A red enemy a dildo toy and he’s so homely

Asshole will stink fat Orange Prolapse will make a sound
His butthole stinks fat cunt’s a homely Orange Prolapse clown

A red asshole that Donald Trump’s a troll and piece of shit
asshole that Donald Trump’s a troll and piece of shit
asshole that Donald Trump’s a troll and piece of shit, of shit, yes, I do
Oh hell, piece of shit, piece of shit. Piece of shit

Piece of shit, piece of shit
Piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) a piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) fuckin’ piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) a piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) fuckin’ piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) a fuckin’ piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) a piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) a fuckin’ piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) he’s a piece of shit
(Donald Trump’s a troll, and) fuckin’ piece of shit
And piece of shit
A piece of shit
A piece of shit
Fuckin’ piece of shit

 

It's Only Rock 'N' Roll (But I Like It)
Rolling Stones

If I could stick my pen in my heart
And spill it all over the stage
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya
Would you think the boy is strange? Ain't he strange?

If I could win ya, if I could sing ya
A love song so divine
Would it be enough for your cheating heart
If I broke down and cried? If I cried?

I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it
I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it
I said can't you see that this old boy has been a lonely?

If I could stick a knife in my heart
Suicide right on stage
Would it be enough for your teenage lust
Would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?

If I could dig down deep in my heart
Feelings would flood on the page
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya
Would ya think the boy's insane? He's insane

I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it
I said I know it's only rock'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it
I said can't you see that this old boy has been a lonely?

And do ya think that you're the only girl around?
I bet you think that you're the only woman in town

I said I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it
I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it
I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it. I like it

I like it, I like it
I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) Ooh, I like that
(Only rock and roll, but) Ooh yeah, I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) Yeah, I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) Oh yeah, I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) Oh yeah, but I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) Yeah, I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) Oh yeah, but I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) Oh I, I like it
(Only rock and roll, but) Oh yeah, I like it
Yeah, I like it
Oh, I like it
Oh, I like it
Ooh yeah, I like that

 

 

 

 

 

Mason and I went to a concert last night:

The Rolling Stones 

State Farm Stadium – Glendale, Ariz.

May 7, 2024

Start Me Up, It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll (but I Like It), She’s So Cold, Angry, Beast Of Burden, Monkey Man, Mess It Up, Tumbling Dice, You Can’t Always Get What You Want, Little T&A, Sympathy For The Devil, Honky Tonk Women, Miss You, Gimme Shelter, Paint It Black, Jumping Jack Flash

* - Sweet Sounds Of Heaven, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

 

She scored a freebie and I sneaked into the venue via an outdoor patio smoking section.  Hint: Mick Jagger is worth a half billion.  Why the fuck would we give him our money?

 

Anyway, they opened the retractable roof just before the band hit the stage which was pretty cool.  Weather was perfect.  Mason found a Hackney Diamonds tour t-shirt and about 20 handheld "fanning devices"  Score!

 

A rare paper ticket in a wireless world.  Don't worry vintage tix fans.  We'll be bringing back paper tix in a post-dominipede world.  Unfortunately, when that day arrives, I'll likely find myself chained to a dark site basement in the former Czechoslovakia.

 

Tour debut of She's So Cold, and I swear, Gimme Shelter brought some kind of salty discharge streaming down my face.  Monkey Man was another unexpected highlight.  Good memories.  Good Fellas.

From 1964 to the present, the Stones have played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

Rolling Stones:

9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN

10-4-21, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

5-7-24, State Farm Stadium, Glendale, AZ

The Big Lie 100: (#1691)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You --- The Vaselines)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain --- Pearl Jam)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

#2275.  Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

#2280.  Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#2281.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)

#2282.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)

#2283.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)

#2284.  Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#2285.  Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)

#2286.  Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)

#2287.  Paxton (Captain --- Ween)

#2288.  Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)

#2289.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

#2290.  Trumped (Stumped --- Minor Threat)

#2291.  Kari Lake (Coffee Break --- Tony Bennett)

#2292.  Vincent K. Fong (I Might Be Wrong --- Radiohead)

#2293.  Vincent K. Fong (Don't Get Me Wrong --- The Pretenders)

#2294.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)

#2295.  Kenneth Paxton (I'm Your Captain --- Grand Fuck Railroad)

#2296.  Kushner Is A Jew (All I Wanna Do --- Sheryl Crow)

#2297.  Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)

#2298.  Fong! (Wrong! --- The Mountain Goats)

#2299.  David Tepper (High Ball Stepper --- Jack White)

#2300.  David Tepper Ain't Much Of A Man (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band --- The Beatles)

#2301.  Vince Fong (Love Song --- The Cure) 

#2302.  Mar-a-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)

#2303.  American Hate (It's Gonna Be Great --- McCormick Spices commercial)

#2304.  Liar (Higher --- Creed)

#2305.  Emmer Feud (Interlude --- The Killers)

#2306.  The Donald Ain't White: An Orange Masquerade (The Future's So Bright: I Gotta Wear Those Shades --- Timbuk 3)

#2307.  Vince Fong (Mike's Song --- Phish)

#2308.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)

#2309.  Craig Riedel's A Fuckin' Cunt (Needle And The Damage Done --- Neil Young)

#2310.  Colorado (El Dorado --- Agent Orange)

#2311.  Emmer Yes-Man (Enter Sandman --- Metallica)

#2312.  MAGA Johnson (Mrs. Johnson --- Toto)

#2313.  Boeing Joke (Blowing Smoke --- Taylor Ray Holbrook feat. DJ KO)

#2314.  Boeing Had A Door That Was Bad (Goin' Down The Road Feelin' Bad --- Grateful Dead)

#2315.  Craig Riedel Lies (The Needle Lies --- Queensryche) 

#2316.  Austin's Cancer (Private Dancer --- Tina Turner)

#2317.  Pink Hat Lady (Green Eyed Lady --- Sugarloaf)

#2318.  Pink Hatted Lady (Three Times A Lady --- Lionel Richie)

#2319.  Steve Doocy (Loose Lucy --- Grateful Dead)

#2320.  Nancy Mace (In My Place --- Coldplay)

#2321.  Nancy Mace (A Warm Place --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2322.  John Barrasso (She's A Rainbow --- Rolling Stones)

#2323.  Babbitt's Whiter (Rabbit Fighter --- T. Rex)

#2324.  Nancy Ruth Mace (Amazing Grace --- Chris Tomlin)

#2325.  Nancy Mace (Basket Case --- Green Day)

#2326.  God Made Donald Trump For You (God Gave Rock and Roll To You --- Kiss)

#2327.  Jeffrey Landry (Dirty Laundry --- Don Henley)

#2328.  Nancy Mace (Outer Space --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#2329.  Risch (Wish --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2330.  Vivekkk (Redneckkk --- Corrosion of Conformity)

#2331.  Donald Shit Show (Cold Rain & Snow --- Grateful Dead)

#2332.  Vivek Shitshow (Redneck Freakshow --- Saliva)

#2333.  Donald Trump's A Very Shitty Christian (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- Frank Sinatra)

#2334.  Donald Is A Clown And His Asshole's Sore (I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For --- U2)

#2335.  Nikki (Piggy --- Nine Inch Nails)

#2336.  Mace (Grace --- Supergrass)

#2337.  Nikki Haley (Kansas City --- Grateful Dead)

#2338.  God Made Trump (Garbage Dump --- Charles Manson)

#2339. Mar-A-Lago Delusional (America The Beautiful --- Willie Nelson & Neil Young)

#2340.  Friendly Crudite (Send Me On My Way --- Rusted Root)

#2341.  Dave McCormick's Toilet Stall (Another Brick In The Wall --- Pink Floyd)

#2342.  The AFC Is Gay (God Bless The U.S.A. --- Lee Greenwood)

#2343.  Chris T. Sununu (Lonely Avenue --- Taj Mahal)

#2344.  Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Limbo)

#2345.  Risch Is A Queer (Wish You Were Here --- Pink Floyd)

#2346.  Good Crimes Bad Crimes (Good Times Bad Times --- Led Zeppelin)

#2347.  Humphrey (I'm Free --- The Who)

#2348.  Birdbrain (Train, Train --- Dolly Parton)

#2349.  Birdbrain: Trump Dumbshit (Big Train: From Memphis --- John Fogerty)

#2350.  Nancy Mace (Fireplace --- REM)

#2351.  Nancy Mace (Time & Place --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2352.  Nancy Is A Mace Muff Diver (Jerry Is A Race Car Driver --- Primus)

#2353.  Nancy Mace (Human Race --- Three Days Grace)

#2354.  Nancy Mace (Hiding Place --- Don Moen)

#2355.  Foxx Crevasses (Cocks 'n' Asses --- Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds)

#2356.  Navarro (Tomorrow --- Barbra Streisand)

#2357.  Navarro's Wrong (Tomorrow's Song --- Phish)

#2358.  Tomasetti (Joshua Tree --- Carly Rae Jepsen)

#2359.  Vince McMahon (Superman --- R.E.M.)

#2360.  Vince McMahon Fucked Janel Grant (When A Man Loves A Woman --- Michael Bolton)

#2361.  DeWit (Do It --- Neil Diamond)

#2362.  Swift Is A Cunt (Lifted By Love --- k.d. lang)

#2363.  Vince McMahon (Nowhere Man --- The Beatles)

#2364.  Nancy Mace (Off Your Face --- My Bloody Valentine)

#2365.  Shit On Nancy Mace (Grinnin' In Your Face --- Son House)

#2366.  Swift (Lift --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2367.  Congresswoman Beth Van Duyne (Jesus Is On That Main Line --- Aerosmith)

#2368.  James P. Lankford (Off The Record --- My Morning Jacket)

#2369.  Taylor Swift (The Best Gift --- Barbra Streisand)

#2370.  A Swiftie Cunt (A Gift Of Love --- Olivia Newton John w/ Barry Manilow)

#2371.  Not White, The Orange Prolapse Is Fucking You (Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You --- Roberta Flack & Peabo Bryson)

#2372.  Viktor Orban (Beast Of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#2373.  Pick Up The Feces (Pick Up the Pieces --- Average White Band)

#2374.  Stormy Romancer (Music Box Dancer --- Frank Mills)

#2375.  Lies (Rise --- Herb Alpert)

#2376.  Ivanka (Cecelia --- Paul Simon)

#2377.  Bitch Mike (Hitch Hike --- Rolling Stones)

#2378.  Mike Johnson (Mike Tyson --- Ginuwine)

#2379.  Nipplegate (Celebrate --- Three Dog Night)

#2380.  Donald Trump Is So Fucked Up (Never Gonna Give You Up --- Rick Astley)

#2381.  'Vanka's A Jew (Into the Groove --- Madonna)

#2382.  Viktor Orban (Wicked Garden --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#2383.  Mike Gill (Free Will --- Rush)

#2384.  Shawn Fein (Airplane --- Rusted Root)

#2385.  Donald's A Cunt (All Out Of Love --- Air Supply)

#2386.  Trump's A Cunt (Burning Up --- Madonna)

#2387.  He's A Piece Of Shit (Give A Little Bit --- Supertramp)

#2388.  Taylor A. Swift (Love Is A Gift --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2389.  Donald Trump's A Clown (You Should Know By Now --- Ratt)

#2390.  Tim Scott (Too Hot --- Kool & The Gang)

#2391.  Gina (Gina --- Blues Traveler)

#2392.  Shithead Lara (Think Of Laura --- Christopher Cross)

#2393.  Tim Sheehy (Honesty --- Billy Joel)

#2394.  Lara (Laura --- Frank Sinatra)

#2395.  She's Congresswoman Nancy Mace (We Gotta Get Out Of This Place --- The Animals)

#2396.  And I Hate Her (And I Love Her --- The Beatles)

#2398.  Donald Trump (Do The Rump --- The Black Keys)

#2399.  Queer Trump It's Raining Men (Here Comes The Rain Again --- The Eurythmics)

#2400.  Donald's A Cunt (Glory Of Love --- Peter Cetera)

#2401.  Conaway (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#2402.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Humpin' Pumpkin --- Modest Mouse)

#2403.  Michael Bost (Coast To Coast --- Scorpions)

#2404.  Hur's A Cunt (Stir It Up --- Bob Marley)

#2405.  Bost (Ghost --- Pearl Jam)

#2406.  Joe Manchin (Slow Dancin' --- Chaka Kahn & Rick James)

#2407.  Never Surrender Sneakers (Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers --- Primus)

#2408.  Donald's Sneakers (Blow Your Speakers --- Manowar)

#2409.  Donald's Sneakers (Hi-Heel Sneakers --- Rolling Stones)

#2410.  Trump Sneakers (Bad Sneakers --- Steely Dan)

#2411.  #45 (#41 --- Dave Matthews Band)

#2412.  Andy Barr (Movie Star --- Cracker)

#2413.  Andy Barr (Superstar --- The Carpenters)

#2414.  Navarro (Tomorrow --- America)

#2415.  Liz Case (Drumz > Space --- Grateful Dead)

#2416.  A Pair Of Gold Sneakers (A Pair Of Old Sneakers --- George Jones & Tammy Wynette)

#2417.  Trump Activist LaCivita (Don't Cry For Me Argentina --- Madonna)

#2418.  Kerwin (Cold Gin --- Kiss)

#2419.  Rubio (Rodeo --- Motley Crue)

#2420.  Chap Cain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

#2421.  Chap Cain (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#2422.  Shapiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2423.  I.V.F. (S.M.F. --- Twisted Sister)

#2424.  Fucking Cunt (Lotta Love --- Neil Young)

#2425.  Cain (Stain --- Nirvana)

#2426.  Stormy's Big Tits (Stormy Pinkness --- They Might Be Giants)

#2427.  Stormy Bradley (Stormy May Day --- AC/DC)

#2428.  Hickland (Quicksand --- Incubus)

#2429.  Enemy Lies (Ebony Lies --- Bob Welch)

#2430.  Hickland (Quicksand --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#2431.  Boebert (Love Hurts - Nazareth)

#2432.  Scott Perry (Oh, Sherrie --- Steve Perry)

#2433.  Randy Fine (Frankenstein --- Phish)

#2434.  Rubio (Rodeo --- Joan Osborne)

#2435.  Fine (Shine --- Collective Soul)

#2436.  Trump Is Bad (God Is Good --- Don Moen)

#2437.  Trump's An Infection Of The Yeast (God Bless The Children Of The Beast --- Motley Crue)

#2438.  Trump Fucked America (God Bless America --- Violent Femmes)

#2439.  Trump's A Fraud (Metal Gods --- Judas Priest)

#2440.  Robinson's A Fucking Cunt (Carry On My Wayward Son --- Kansas)

#2441.  Super Tuesday (Ruby Tuesday --- Rolling Stones)

#2442.  Erin Hawley Shithead (Holly Jolly Chirstmas --- Harry Connick Jr.)

#2443.  Boebert (T-Shirt --- Foo Fighters)

#2444.  Trump Sneakers (The Seeker --- The Who)

#2445.  Trump's Bullshit (God's Got It --- Old Crow Medicine Show)

#2446.  Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)

#2447.  LaLota (Zooropa --- U2)

#2448.  Your Trumper Sneakers (Your Nashville Sneakers)

#2449.  Katie Britt (I Love It --- Icona Pop)

#2450.  Britt Fuck (Shit Luck --- Modest Mouse)

#2451.  U Ain't Shit (Katie Britt --- GWAR)

#2452.  Britt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)

#2453.  Youngkin (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)

#2454.  Ralph E. Reed Fuckin' Creep (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)

#2455.  Reed (Breed --- Nirvana)

#2456.  Laken (Shakin' --- Eddie Money)

#2457.  Chinatown (Funkytown --- Joe Biden)

#2458.  Donald Lies (Hungry Lies --- Eric Carmen)

#2459.  Classified Documents In A Garage In Chinatown (Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town --- Pearl Jam)

#2460.  Bobb (Slob --- Weezer)

#2461.  Trump's Gonna Blow (God Always Knows --- Beach Boys)

#2462.  Boebert (Pervert --- The Descendants)

#2463.  Moreno (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2464.  Reed (Speed --- L.A. Guns)

#2465.  Couy Griffin (Once Bitten --- Peter Tosh)

#2466.  Morrow (Sorrow --- David Bowie)

#2467.  Donald Trump's A Clown (When Love Comes To Town --- U2 & B.B. King)

#2468.  Milley Attacked (Jilly's On Smack --- Primus)

#2469.  Steve Wynn (Locked In --- Judas Priest)

#2470.  Fuckin' Dick Harry Hamm (Electric Uncle Sam --- Primus)

#2471.  Broke Don Fat Ass (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#2472.  Charlie Kirk (Stupid Jerk --- The Angry Samoans)

#2473.  Jared Kushner's A Jew (You Make Me Feel Brand New --- The Stylistics)

#2474.  Mutha Fucka John Eastman (Makisupa Policeman --- Phish)

#2475.  Michelle Morrow (No More Sorrow --- Linkin' Park)

#2476.  Get It Together (Get It Together --- Grand Funk Railroad)

#2477.  Sonny (Money --- Pink Floyd)

#2478.  Frank LaRose (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)

#2479.  Nunes (She Says --- Frank Sinatra)

#2480.  Get Get It Togther (Let's Get It Together --- Toots & The Maytals)

#2481.  Kirk (Jerk --- Todd Rundgren)

#2482.  Mar-A-Lago Piece Of Shit (American Idiot --- Green Day)

#2483.  Greene's White (Green Light --- Sonic Youth)

#2484.  Jeff Yass Plan (Big Boss Man --- Grateful Dead)

#2485.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (The Joke And The Queen --- Ed Sheeran w/ Taylor Swift)

#2486.  James Blair (Lord's Prayer --- D-g)

#2487.  Mar-A-Lago (Donald Trump Had A Stormy Affair --- Andy McKenzie)

#2488.  Maddock (Bad Luck --- Social Distortion)

#2489.  Schlapp! (Slap --- Chumbawamba)

#2490.  Matt Schlapp (Mouse Trap --- Ride)

#2491.  marjorie (marjorie --- Taylor Swift)

#2492.  Robert Good (Harry Hood --- Phish) 

#2493.  Taylor Greene (Coming Clean --- Green Day)

#2494.  Mar-A-Lago Creamin' (California Dreamin' --- The Mamas And The Papas)

#2495.  Nicole Shanahan (Portland, Oregon --- Loretta Lynn & Jack White)

#2496.  Robert Hankey (Hanky Panky --- Joan Jett & The Blackhearts)

#2497.  Don Bacon's Shit (Awakening --- Judas Priest)

#2498.  Blevins A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)

#2499.  Cunt, Cunt, Cunt (Fun, Fun, Fun --- Beach Boys)

#2500.  Orange Prolapse (Photograph --- Nickelback)

#2501.  Wes Moss (The Boss --- James Brown)

#2502.  Greene's A Total Shit Show (Queen Of The Rodeo --- Alice In Chains)

#2503.  Brad Knott (Red Hot --- Motley Crue)

#2504.  Gavin Wax (House Of Wax --- Paul McCartney)

#2505.  Harry's Kosher Hamm (Worthy Is the Lamb --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2506.  Gavin Wax (Battle Axe --- Deftones)

#2507.  Lindsey (Mindy --- Barry Manilow)

#2508.  Harry Had A Kosher Hamm (Mary Had A Little Lamb --- Stevie Ray Vaughn)

#2509.  Arizona (My Sharona --- The Knack)

#2510.  Matthew Schlapp (Piece Of Crap --- Neil Young)

#2511.  Johnson's A Cunt (Behind The Sun --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#2512.  Shohei Ohtani (Mulligatawny --- Seinfeld episode)

#2513.  Brian Jack (Maniac --- Michael Sembello)

#2514.  McCormick (Moby Dick --- Led Zeppelin)

#2515.  Brad Knott (Gunshot --- Sublime)

#2516.  Vince Fong Is So Trumpy (As Long As You Love Me --- Backstreet Boys)

#2517.  Lloyd Smucker (Blood Sucker --- Wednesday 13)

#2518.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2519.  Wax (Axe --- The Steel Woods)

#2520.  Big Lie McCormick's Load (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#2521.  Smucker (Strutter --- Kiss)

#2522.  Schlapp's Very White (Trapped Under Ice --- Metallica)

#2523.  Kari Ann Lake (Gimme A Break --- Nell Carter)

#2524.  Greene Is A Fucking Cunt (Clean Up Before She Comes --- Nirvana)

#2525.  Greene Is Red (Jean Is Dead --- The Descendants)

#2526.  Lake Clown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2527.  Wynn Bruce (Footloose --- Kenny Loggins)

#2528.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Under The Guillotine --- Kreator)

#2529.  Kari Lake (Yellow Cake --- Ministry)

#2530.  Austin Smith (Plead The Fifth --- Relient K)

#2531.  Kari Lake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#2532.  Dump (Trump --- Trump campaign video)

#2533.  Wied (Bleed --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#2534.  David Pecker (Nightmare Wrecker --- DZ Deathrays)

#2535.  Easterday (Yesterday --- The Beatles)

#2536.  Donald Ain't White (Saturday Night --- Bay City Rollers)

#2537.  Wied (Bleed --- Flotsam & Jetsam)

#2538.  Trump Is A Clown (Don't Bring Me Down --- E.L.O.)

#2539.  Shitty Taylor Greene (Mississippi Queen --- Foo Fighters)

#2540. Greene's A Shit Show (Keen On Disco --- Infernal)

#2541.  Donald Trump Is Not White (Living After Midnight)

#2542.  Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)

#2543.  Gary Farro (Broken Arrow --- Grateful Dead)

#2544.  Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)

#2545.  Loran Livingston Is A Dork (Englishman In New York --- Sting)

#2546.  Not White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2547.  Rhona Graff (Photograph --- Def Leppard)

#2548.  Eric Hovde (Naughty Naughty --- John Parr)

#2549.  Donald Trump Is A Cunt (Do You Believe In Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2550.  Trent Staggs (Airbag --- Radiohead)

#2551.  Rhona Graff (Photograph --- Weezer)

#2552.  Charlie Spies (Seas Of Cheese --- Primus) 

#2553.  Ass Charlie Spies (Dance On Your Knees --- Hall & Oates)

#2554.  Satin Pajamas (The Cat's Pajamas --- iwrestledabearonce)

#2555.  In For The Kill (Fuck Tuberville --- Black Sabbath)

#2556.  Ivanka's Cunt (Forever Young --- Alphaville)

#2557.  Brain Of K.  (Brain Of J. --- Pearl Jam)

#2558.  That Donald Trump's A Troll And Piece Of Shit  (It's Only Rock'n'Roll But I Like It --- Rolling Stones)

 

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