Back in 2006 on the Lake Tahoe golf circuit, when Stormy Daniels arrived at Trump's hotel suite, he greeted her wearing only satin pajamas. Ick factor alert.
Daniels quipped, "Does Hugh Hefner know you stole his pajamas?"
Hey, it could've been much worse. He could've been wearing those old school Superman pajamas with the little dirt resistant footie pads.
Interestingly enough, the Orange Prolapse already sells pajamas on his Trump Store website. Think I'm kidding? Think again.
Needless to say, the notion of the Orange Prolapse wearing navy blue "jammy jams" is not the best way to kick off tonight's Rolling Stones concert at State Farm Stadium in Arizona.
Satin Pajamas
sonofsaf
His tiny bone
Mushroom tip is orange not whiter
The Orange Prolapse will dine
To show the most of his McDonald’s fat asshole winking
Why is Trump fucking you
All the lying
Stormy and her titties are swell
Stormy’s twat will screw you
And Forty-five’s a piece of shit on a golden toilet
Now horse is the face of enemies
On the path to a Lake Tahoe tournament
Trump’s shit
Trump’s fate
Trump Steaks never rare
They cum well done
Stormy and her titties are swell
Stormy’s twat will screw you
Trump’s shit
Trump’s fate
The Cat's Pajamas
iwrestledabearonce
Who would've known?
To the lips of a failed writer
To crash a cup of wine
To throw a toast to an island that's slowly sinking
I can almost hear you
Hear you crying
Momma you are killing yourself
Momma what can I do?
And I'll be the one putting pins into my fingertips
Only to erase the memories
And to laugh when I think what my father did
She sits
She waits
She toasts her prayers
Not speaks of them
Momma you are killing yourself
Momma what can I do?
She sits
She waits
From 2010 to 2015, iwrestledabearonce has grappled the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Until this morning's Stormy Daniels testimony, I'd never heard of 'em.