Republican Eric Hovde (last name rhymes with naughty) is running an angry campaign for U.S. Senate in the state of Wisconsin.
His platform is admittedly a bit unusual.
Even by Orange Prolapse standards.
"If you’re in a nursing home, you only have a five to six-month life expectancy."
Hovde's questioning if voters in assisted living facilities are "alive enough" to vote. I doubt this unusual position will resonate with independents.
But hey, you never know.
Eric Hovde
sonofsaf
Republican from Wisconsin, he’ll be losin’ job to blow
Donald J. Trump, stuck his cock in, small mushroom tiny show
Fast foodie “McDonald’s is gonna make you so fat.”
Big Mac’s kosher but that’s a big lie
McDonald’s is gonna make you so fat
Maybe, coup d’etat’s the real crime (coup d’etat’s a real crime)
Eric Hovde, Proud Boys naughty, p-p-p-p-puss-E
Big Mac’s cheesy, fuck police
He’s Eric fuckin’ Hovde, I hope Eric Hovde dies.
Bad disguise, the BeBestie, fake his, tiny mushroom bone
MAGA fashion, ball cap ain’t free, toilet stall, yinz all alone
Fast foodie “McDonald’s is gonna make you so fat.”
Big Mac’s kosher but that’s a big lie
McDonald’s is gonna make you so fat
Maybe, coup d’etat’s the real crime (coup d’etat’s a real crime)
Eric Hovde, Stormy please me, p-p-p-p-puss-E
Big Mac’s cheesy, fuck da police, coup d’etat crime
Forty-five’s a clown, and I wish he would die
So unwise and he’s idiot scum
A retard, orange not white, wants to fuck you tonight
And I hope Eric Hovde fuckin’ dies
McDonald’s is gonna make you so fat
Maybe, coup d’etat’s the real crime (coup d’etat’s a real crime)
Eric Hovde, Stormy please me, p-p-p-p-puss-E
Big Mac’s cheesy, fuck police
He’s Eric fuckin’ Hovde, I hope Eric Hovde (dies)
Eric Hovde, Stormy please me, p-p-p-p-puss-E
Eric Hovde, Proud Boys naughty, coup d’etat crime
Eric Hovde, Proud Boys naughty, p-p-p-puss-E
Naughty Naughty
John Parr
I put my hand on your stocking, I was movin' nice and slow
Let my fingers do the walking, and there ain't far to go
Don't tell me "I don't wanna be a girl like that"
Do you wanna see a grown man cry?
You don't wanna be a girl like that
Baby, this could be the first time (this could be the first time)
Naughty naughty, loud and bawdy, t-t-t-t-tease me
Take it easy, hug and squeeze
A naughty naughty, naughty, I'm a naughty naughty guy
Bedroom eyes, they undress me, take me, cut me to the bone
Lace and satin pressed against me, should we call a chaperone
Don't tell me "I don't wanna be a girl like that"
Do you wanna see a grown man cry
You don't wanna be a girl like that
Baby, this could be the first time (this could be the first time)
Naughty naughty, cute and horny, t-t-t-t-tease me
Take it easy, hug and squeeze me, love outta line
With your hair hung down, and your dress ridin' high
And your eyes burning hot like the sun
Kiss me hard, squeeze me tight, gonna love you alright
'Cause I'm a naughty, naughty, naughty guy
You don't wanna be a girl like that
Baby, this could be the first time (this could be the first time)
Naughty naughty, cute and horny, t-t-t-t-tease me
Take it easy, hug and squeeze
A naughty naughty, naughty, I'm a naughty naughty (guy)
Naughty naughty, cute and horny, t-t-t-t-tease me
Naughty naughty, loud and bawdy, love outta line
Naughty naughty, loud and bawdy, t-t-t-tease me
Believe it or not, this is my second parody of "Naughty Naughty." A few years ago, I penned #243. Gotti Gotti (a Sopranos-styled tribute to the late New York mobster John Gotti who passed away in 2002)
John Parr has never played the Burgh.
Yet his signature hair style remains a potent force throughout the Pittsburgh suburbs. Trust me, feathered plumage is making a comeback. Particularly on the MLB pitching circuit.
The Fuckos have the day off following a disappointing 1-5 west coast swing. Next up is an extended homestand against the Rockies, Angels, and the Cubs.