Alright, so who the hell is Rhona Graff?
Rhona Graff is the Orange Prolapse's longtime secretary and executive. She's basically the political white trash equivalent to ice skating's Tonya Harding.
She testified last week in the Stormy Daniels hush money trial. Certainly worthy of a few Dumps.
This very rare Ramen dump looks relatively unappetizing. I was thinking more in terms of beef pad thai from Nicki's. |
Long week ahead: Reverse Bandit > Orthodox Easter > Arizona > Rolling Stones > Pittsburgh
Rhona Graff
sonofsaf
A piece of shit, Trump is bullshit
Donald Trump is bald without hair and you know it.
‘Cause Stormy Daniels has a cunt (oh, baby)
Candid Camera’s Alan Funt* (oh, baby)
‘Cause all the news is fake, he’ll order well done steak
Forty-five is so fucked up
Stormy D.’s tits, plastic big tits
Silicon Valley’s so fantastic and she shows it
‘Cause Stormy Daniels ain’t a dope (oh, baby)
Donald’s mushroom dick to blow (oh, baby)
‘Cause all the news is fake, he’ll order well done steak
Tahoe was a damn shit show
Her name is Rhona Graff
Her name is Rhone Graff
Her name is Rhona Graff she sucks
‘Cause Stormy Daniels pies of cream (oh, baby)
And Donald is urinary (oh, baby)
‘Cause all the news is fake, he’ll order well done steak
Mar-a-Lago isn’t free
Her name is Rhona Graff
Her name is Rhone Graff
Her name is Rhona Graff she sucks
Trump is still shit, a piece of shit
Bullshit, fuckin’ Donald Jr.’s such a dumbshit
Bullshit, fuckin’ Donald Jr.’s such a dumbshit
Bullshit, fuckin’ Donald Jr.’s such a dumbshit
* - I had a brief, consensual encounter with Alan Funt when I was 12 years old (1982). Hotel lobby in Capetown, South Africa.
Photograph
Weezer
If you want it, you can have it
But you've got to learn to reach out there and grab it
'Cause everybody wants some love (oh, baby)
Shooting from the stars above (oh, baby)
And though my heart will break, there's more that I could take
I could never get enough
If you need it, you should show it
Because you might play so monastic that you blow it
'Cause everybody wants some hope (oh, baby)
Something they can barely know (oh, baby)
And though my heart will break, there's more that I could take
I could never let it go
It's in the photograph
It's in the photograph
It's in the photograph of love
'Cause everybody wants a dream (oh, baby)
Something they can barely see (oh, baby)
And though my heart will break, there's more that I could take
I could never let it be
It's in the photograph
It's in the photograph
It's in the photograph of love
If you blew it, don't reject it
Just sit, drawing up the plans and re-erect it
Just sit, drawing up the plans and re-erect it
Just sit, drawing up the plans and re-erect it
From 1994 to the present, Weezer has burnt the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.
Weezer:
5-29-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-3-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-10-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA