The Greene Prolapse fondles the Orange Prolapse's tiny mushroom penis.
Last week, MTG's attempt to get rid of Speaker Mike Johnson crashed and burned.
Spotted on the Ft. Duquesne Bridge overlooking Acrid Turd Stadium. |
You wanna know what rhymes with Taylor Greene?
Bobby Jean!
Taylor Greene
sonofsaf
Well, Donald Trump’s Tower is the place to stay
‘Cause Mar-a-Lago’s very gay
His daughter-wife’s a stupid fuckin’ cunt
Stormy D.’s his enemy today
Fuckin’ Jew, Ivanka’s husband
Yeah, his voters are very mean
Donald Trump would’ve blown
Donald Trump is not a Jew
Another Big Lie, Taylor Greene
Now Forty-five is a fuckin’ Orange Prolapse display who really blows
We know he is tragic
We know he is bad
We know that you know
January 6th was truly the wildest
The wildest coup was so obscene
Now Michael Cohen’s the enemy
Michael Cohen is a god damn Jew
Another big lie, Taylor Greene
Now the Orange Prolapse left a stain
Tiny mushroom cock was motorboatin’ her tits
In Lake Tahoe there’s a McDonald’s clown
Had an insurrection plan master of bullshit
Well maybe Donald Trump needs Rogaine for his hair
All of the disdain is rather strong
And his nom de plume is the Orange Prolapse I’m just sayin’
Stormy Daniels wore a thong
She ain’t a Jew, but she’s going to fuck you
Forty-five’s style’s a wet dream
An insurrection is a crime, Trump was outta line
And she’s a batshit lady crazy dumb fuck, big lie Taylor Greene
Bobby Jean
Bruce Springsteen
Well, I came by your house the other day
Your mother said you went away
She said there was nothing that I could have done
There was nothing nobody could say
Me and you, we've known each other
Yeah, ever since we were sixteen
I wished I would have known
I wished I could have called you
Just to say "Goodbye, Bobby Jean"
Now you hung with me when all the others turned away turned up their nose
We liked the same music
We liked the same bands
We liked the same clothes
We told each other that we were the wildest
The wildest things we'd ever seen
Now I wished you would have told me
I wished I could have talked to you
Just to say "Goodbye, Bobby Jean"
Now we went walking in the rain
Talking about the pain from the world we hid
Now there ain't nobody, nowhere, nohow
Gonna ever understand me the way you did
Well maybe you'll be out there on that road somewhere
In some bus or train traveling along
In some motel room there'll be a radio playing
And you'll hear me sing this song
Well if you do, you'll know I'm thinking of you
And all the miles in between
And I'm just calling one last time, not to change your mind
But just to say "I miss you baby. Good luck. Goodbye, Bobby Jean"
There's only one thing better than a live version of Bobby Jean from Hyde Park in London. And that's multiple versions. Probably my favorite Springsteen song. Along with Born To Run.
Since 1973, Bruce Springsteen has played in the city of Pittsburgh 37 times. Just about every sized venue conceivable. From Schenley Plaza in Oakland and Nick's Fat City on the South Side... all the way up to Three Rivers Stadium and PNC Park.
Springsteen and the E Street Band make their triumphant return to the Burgh this summer. Two shows! August 15th & 18th at PPG Paints Arena. We'll hit both of 'em dag-namnit!
Bruce Springsteen:
10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Greene Prolapse 25:
#43. Smells Like Greene Spirit (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)
#44. Greene Trumparooni (Green Manalishi --- Judas Priest)
#45. Greene Hell (Green Hell --- Metallica)
#46. It's Not Easy Being Greene (It's Not Easy Being Green --- Kermit The Frog)
#383. Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mexican Jumping Bean --- various artists)
#386. God Kill The Greene (God Save The Queen --- Queen)
#605. Taylor Greene (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#608. Taylor Greene (Dramamine --- Modest Mouse)
#610. This Is Taylor-Greene (This Is Halloween --- Marilyn Manson)
#611. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- John Carpenter)
#614. Hello It's Taylor Greene (Hello It's Halloween --- Kids TV)
#620. Taylor Greene (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)
#621. Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mr. Tambourine Man --- Bob Dylan)
#625. Killer Greene (Killer Queen --- Queen)
#817. She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run --- Billy Ocean)
#818. Taylor Greene (Mr. Clean --- Thomas Scott Caden)
#819. Taylor Greene (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)
#892. Shutdown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)#952. Greene Disease (Green Disease --- Pearl Jam)
#998. Greene Fearing (Green Earrings --- Steely Dan)
#1123. Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady --- Metal Church)
#1135. Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham --- Weird Al Yankovic)
#1595. Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)
#1596. Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)
#1601. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)
#1710. Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)
#1720. Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)
#1794. Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)
#1808. Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)
#1817. Taylor Greene (Polly Jean - Toadies)
#1831. Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)
#1835. Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#2011. Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
#2098. Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)
#2294. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- King Diamond)
#2308. Taylor Greene (Halloween --- The Misfits)
#2483. Greene's White (Green Light --- Sonic Youth)
#2485. Marjorie Taylor Greene (The Joker And The Queen --- Ed Sheeran w/ Taylor Swift)
#2491. marjorie (marjorie --- Taylor Swift)
#2493. Tayor Greene (Coming Clean --- Green Day)
#2502. Greene's A Total Shit Show (Queen Of The Rodeo --- Alice In Chains)
#2524. Greene Is A Fucking Cunt (Clean Up Before She Comes --- Nirvana)
#2525. Greene Is Red (Jean Is Dead --- The Descendants)
#2528. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Under The Guillotine --- Kreator)
#2539. Shitty Taylor Greene (Mississippi Queen --- Foo Fighters)
#2540. Greene's A Shit Show (Keen On Disco --- Infernal)
#2560. Taylor Greene (Bobby Jean --- Bruce Springsteen)