Gotta concede the truth. I'm not a big fan of pastors, televangelists, and/or Orange Prolapse-oriented chiselers. But hey, at least Charlotte preacher Loran Livingston is authentic and consistent.
I actually kinda like the gist of his hardcore evangelical rhetoric.
Seems grounded in some degree of "sensible, pseudo-reality."
Loran Livingston Is A Dork
sonofsaf
Biden enemy the fake news is clear
A Trumper joke they all have lied
He’s a piece of shit in a toilet you should mock
Loran Livingston is a dork
Trump’s a fuckin’ clown and stupid too
Orange Prolapse stain it’s bulging wide
He has a tiny mushroom cock
Loran Livingston is a dork
Donald we defend, Donald J. Trump we must defend
Loran Livingston is a dork
Donald we defend, Donald J. Trump we must defend
Loran Livingston is a dork
The insurrection plan was MAGA red
A coup d’etat’s the only way
McDonald’s plan is one of pink slime and denial
Go to hell he’s fatter might be gay
Donald we defend, Donald J. Trump we must defend
Loran Livingston is a dork
Donald we defend, Donald J. Trump we must defend
Loran Livingston is a dork
O’ say can you fuckin’ see the king of impropriety
The bloody meat curtains of a cunt
Can’t be best, animosity for Melania and me
He’s white but the Orange Prolapse is well done
That whore named Stormy dear she had a plan
That whore named Donald fucked her cunt
Forty-five’s a disease, his herpes in demand
Just never suck his cock it isn’t fun
The insurrection plan was MAGA red
A coup d’etat’s the only way
McDonald’s plan is one of pink slime and denial
Go to hell he’s fatter might be gay
Go to hell he’s fatter might be gay
Go to hell he’s fatter might be gay
Go to hell he’s fatter might be gay
Go to hell he’s fatter might be gay…
Donald we defend, Donald J. Trump we must defend
Loran Livingston is a dork
Donald we defend, Donald J. Trump we must defend
Loran Livingston is a dork
Donald we defend, Donald J. Trump we must defend
Loran Livingston is a dork
Donald we defend, Donald J. Trump we must defend
Loran Livingston is a dork
Englishman In New York
Sting
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York
See me walking down Fifth Avenue
A walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
If "Manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
Modesty, propriety can lead to notoriety
You could end up as the only one
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in this society
At night a candle's brighter than the sun
Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than a license for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run
If "Manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
Be yourself no matter what they say
Be yourself no matter what they say
Be yourself no matter what they say
Be yourself no matter what they say...
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
Amusing coincidence. As I was writing this last night, they showed Sting sitting in the stands of the Knicks/Sixers playoff game at MSG.
The Police:
7-28-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
Sting:
6-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH (opened for the Grateful Dead)
7-9-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-10-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA