Friday, May 31, 2024

#2586. Joseph McGuire

In the wake of a 34 felonies, John Joseph McGuire can't stop singing the praises of the Orange Prolapse.



MAGA McGuire is preparing to face off against Congressman Bob Good (R-VA).

Trump's facial hue is literally a cross between pumpkin and burnt apricot.

The Virginia GOP primary is scheduled for June 18, 2024.

 


(mark 55:04)

 

Joseph McGuire
sonofsaf

Abuse you with pink slime
Fast food is not a crime   
Big Macs show us the way
Now you must pay
Didn’t go as planned
The Donald’s wrong
Gold toilet brand
The fury and the fire
John Joseph McGuire

Gay!
Evangelicals will pray,
So they say
John Joseph McGuire!

The Donald cannot spell
His wife’s a Euro-slut from hell
The fury and fire grows
Trump always blows
Story Trump will bury
Stormy’s tits are kinda scary
Trump the falsifier
Donald’s a liar

Gay!
Evangelicals will pray,
So they say
John Joseph McGuire!

Giver of a warm Bud Light
MAGA-trans is gonna fight
A Lake Tahoe mushroom display
Donald is gay!
The Orange Prolapse is sore
McDonald’s clown and so much more
A nondisclosure buyer
John Jospeh McGuire

Gay!
Evangelicals will pray,
So they say
John Joseph McGuire!

 

Trial By Fire
Testament

Accuse you of a crime
Sentenced to endless time
The price you have to pay
Won't get away!
Sworn in by the stand
Your rights are gone
The system's banned
They think you are a liar
A trial by fire

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!

Locked in an empty cell
Your life becomes a living hell
The river of fire flows
Time only knows!
Trapped by flames of fury
Ordered unto by the jury
Death is their desire
Thrown in the fire!

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!

Quiver by the fiery light
Cringing as your soul ignites
The book of law's been thrown away
Starting today!
The system before the war
Is gone for now and evermore
There is no sentence higher
A trial by fire!

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!


 

My third parody of Trial By Fire.  Great tune.

#1515.  Michels The Liar.  (regarding the 2022 failed gubernatorial candidate Wisconsin Republican Tim Michels.

#1716.  Steil's A Liar (regarding Wisconsin Congressman Brian Steil)

#2586.  Jospeh McGuire


From 1988 to the present, Testament has "bible-belted" the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.

Testament:

7-15-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

11-1-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-25-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

5-9-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#1717)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

 

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