Friday, May 31, 2024

#2584. Tim Sheehy

Shortly before the Orange Prolapse was found guilty on 34 felony charges... he posted a lengthy endorsement for Montana U.S. Senate candidate Tim Sheehy.  (pronounced she-he)

Lazy Jon?  Yawn.

What's up with the faux-wall, golden curtain backdrop?  Sheehy likey. 



Tim Sheehy

Lying cunt
Trials are not much fun
Steals a Quarter Pound
A big McCrime

Prolapse farts
Trump is orange not white
Not much to speak of
Asshole on fire

Donald will implode even though McDonald’s isn’t free
Big Mac he’ll dine and then make sexy*
‘Cause prematurely cummin’ can be a little urinary
Unfurled, MAGA Trumpy
A Montana whore
Tim Sheehy

Trumpers their flags unfurled
He will feed it down
McDonald’s style

Coup d’etat crime
Another job to blow
Fucking’s a stormy scam
Ivanka’s a Jew

And Stormy Daniels’ big titties silicon to share
The dangers of Donald Trump ain’t pretend
Ivanka’s a cunt and stupid god damn Jew
Unfurled, MAGA Trumpy
A Montana whore
Tim Sheehy

Tim Sheehy
Big sky whore

A Montana whore
Fuckin’ whore
Tim Sheehy



Highway run
Into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind

Restless hearts
Sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love
Along the wire

They say that the road ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line it's been you and me
And lovin' a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours

Circus life
Under the big top world
We all need the clowns
To make us smile

Through space and time
Always another show
Wondering where I am
I'm lost without you

And being apart ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours

I'm still yours

I'm forever yours
Ever yours


My 3rd parody of Faithfully.  Great tune.

#1324.  Huckabee (regarding Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee)

#2238.  Kennedy (regarding Louisiana Senator John Kennedy)

#2584.  Sheehy (regarding Montana Senate candidate Tim Sheehy)

From 1976 to the present, Journey has journeyed to the Burgh a grand total of 21 times.  They make their relatively triumphant return this summer.  Along with Def Leppard and Steve Miller.  

July 27, 2024 at PNC Park!

8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#1715)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey)


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