The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Trent Staggs to become the next Senator from Utah.
"Trent Staggs is 100 % MAGA, and is running to fill The Mitt Romney, a Total Loser, Seat as the next Senator from the Great State of Utah! Trent Staggs has my Complete and Total Endorsement!:"
Just outside Primanti's in Market Square. Not terribly appetizing. |
Down but not out. Better known as a "Stomp Dump." |
Speaking of seats, my former Pittsburgh toilet was named Romney. (albeit sea foam green carpeted and located in Wheeling, WV).
Mittens!
Trent Staggs
sonofsaf
Melania’s a whore
And Ivanka’s a twat
Stormy’s tits pretend
Donald’s outta line
The Orange Prolapse clown
Stormy’s tits pretend
And forty-five is the worst
Attacking always last and first
And the anal’s deep
Silicon moment
Stormy’s tits pretend
Her T&A by far
Don’t be phased by the big lies
And Trent Staggs causing strife
And forty-five is the worst
Attacking always last and first
And forty-five is the worst
Attacking always last and first
And forty-five is the worst
Attacking always last and first
Airbag
Radiohead
In the next world war
In a jackknifed juggernaut
I am born again
In the neon sign
Scrolling up and down
I am born again
In an interstellar burst
I'm back to save the universe
In a deep, deep sleep
Of the innocent
I am born again
In a fast German car
I'm amazed that I survived
An airbag saved my life
In an interstellar burst
I am back to save the universe
In an interstellar burst
I am back to save the universe
In an interstellar burst
I am back to save the universe
Radiohead has played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times. Most notably, opening for Alanis Morrisette at Star Lake in the summer of 1996. Seriously, what the fuck was that all about?
Radiohead:
8-8-01, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH *
7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
* - Me and Phil Jack went. I introduced him to some old school Overkill lyrics on the way up. "You've got a lot to learn. Your head's up your ass. You've got a lot to learn. You got no class. No class."