Just when you think you've heard it all...
In 2010, a parasitic tapeworm ate a portion of Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s brain.
Likely contracting the worm from the consumption of tuna, sushi, or raw pork... RFK Jr. was experiencing severe forgetfulness and memory fog. When asked about the current status of the worm, Kennedy joked that "Squiggy" is in "worm heaven."
Decades ago, I would occasionally order the Pork w/ Garlic Sauce at Golden Chopsticks on Wheeling Island. #NeverAgain
Brain Of K.
sonofsaf
Worm in the brain of RFK
Donald Trump is a clown
Of all the presidents
Butt he will fuck you, with the big lie
The real world is a silver spoon
The real world will be deceived
The real world is a silver spoon
The real world will be deceived
Jews, sold and bought
E. Jean was raped, and McDonald’s is fine
Ivanka’s a dyke
Close the damn border, deportations it’s time
The real world is a silver spoon
The real world will be deceived
The real world is a silver spoon
The real world will be deceived
All the blame
The blame is shitty
The blame of a shit show
The real world is a silver spoon
The real world will be deceived
The real world is a silver spoon
The real world will be deceived
The real world is a silver spoon
The real world will be deceived
The real world is a silver spoon
Goon
Brain Of J.
Pearl Jam
Who's got the brain of JFK?
What's it mean to us now?
Oh, it's sound insurance
But I can tell you, this is no lie
The whole world will be different soon
The whole world will be relieved
The whole world will be different soon
The whole world will be relieved
You, you've been taught
Whipped into shape, now they got you in line
Stand behind the stripes
There will be order, so give it a good mind
The whole world will be different soon
The whole world will be relieved
The whole world will be different soon
The whole world will be relieved
And by name
The name they gave me
The name I'm letting go
The whole world will be different soon
The whole world will be relieved
The whole world will be different soon
The whole world will be relieved
The whole world will be different soon
The whole world will be relieved
The whole world will be different soon
Soon
Great tune.
I'll never forget the moment Eddie Vedder insulted the city in 2006. (mark 1:30)
Random encounter at PNC Park in 2015. Cubs slayed the Bucs 6-0 in the wildcard round. |
Regrettably,
the Artificially Generated Stampede Awareness Foundation was
"removed" from the internet in 2020. Rest assured, I
still own the domain. Rumor has it that the site is currently undergoing a
"rebranding" and will make it's triumphant return in the late spring.
American
Generosity, Security, and Food.
Pearl Jam has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.
Pearl Jam:
8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)