The Orange Prolapse's longtime assistant Rhona Graff testified last week.
Let's honor her testimony with some miscellaneous Trump Dumps.
Yesterday, Pirates beat the Cubs 10-9 in a rain delayed thriller. |
Same Dump. Different shit. |
Ft. Duquesne Bridge next to a dead bird. |
The bird in question. Ft. Duquesne Bridge overlooking the stadium. |
A pesky, elevated Chopstick Dump with a patriotic dusting of nonpareils. God Bless Trump. |
A diminutive turd outside Starbucks. Seems lonely and isolated. |
Trump's Manhattan Trump trial continues on Monday, May 13. Michael Cohen is scheduled to appear. F'in A! Until then, may the Dumps be with you.
Graff Is A Cunt
sonofsaf
Trump makes me nauseous oh I wish he died
Trumpin’ and dumpin’ is outta line, yeah
Donald’s a fuck, Donald he lied
Donald is always outta line
Stormy Daniels didn’t cum,
That Graff is a cunt
Boys are proud, cocksucka!
Rhona Graff is a cunt,
Graff is a cunt
Mother fuckin’ Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt
Mother fuckin’ Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt
Mother fuckin’ Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt
Trump makes me nauseous as he does the girls
Rhona Graff is a cunt
And Stormy didn’t cum.
Rhona Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt
That Rhona Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt.
Hell, that Rhona Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt.
Hell, that Rhona Graff is a cunt,
Graff is a cunt.
Hell, that Rhona Graff is a cunt,
Graff is a cunt.
Stormy’s blowin’
She’s so cold and how
She’s so cold and how
She’s so cold and how
Trump makes me nauseous he does the girls
Rhona Graff is a cunt and Stormy didn’t cum
Rhona Graff is a cunt
That Rhona Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt
Rhona Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt
Rhona Graff is a cunt
Graff is a cunt
Rhona Graff is a cunt
Laugh As The Sun
Rusted Root
I get so nervous when the spirits hide
I can't wait until that bright light shines, yeah
Never did run, never did hide,
Waitin' to see your bright light shine.
We'll wait ‘til the mornin' comes,
We'll laugh as the sun.
Bright and loud, ha, ha, ha!
Yes we'll laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun,
And we're gonna laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun
And we're gonna laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun
And we're gonna laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun
I get so nervous when you leave my world.
But I'll laugh as the sun
When the bright mornin' comes.
Yes we'll laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun.
We're gonna laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun.
Well, we're gonna laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun.
Well we're gonna laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun.
Well we're gonna laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun
Well we're goin'
Won't you hold me now?
Won't you hold me now?
Won't you hold me now?
I get so nervous when you leave my world
But I'll laugh as the sun when the bright mornin' comes
Yes we'll laugh as the sun.
We'll laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun
Yes we'll laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun.
Yes we'll laugh as the sun,
Laugh as the sun.
Yes we'll laugh as the sun,
I've seen Rusted Soot many times. More than I would care to admit. Unless I was under oath perhaps.