To the best of my knowledge, I've never written a parody entitled "Donald Trump Is A Cunt."
That's not to say I've never written "Donald's A Cunt" or "Trump Is A Cunt."
Sidewalks always offer a prime opportunity for high visibility Dumpin'. |
Patriotic "Yinzer Jimmies" are all the rage. Though technically speaking, it's properly referred to as a "Donald Dusting." |
It's all a matter of perspective.
Hint: That cheapo West Lib Marketing Degree rears its ugly head... 3 decades later.
Donald Trump Is A Cunt
sonofsaf
Donald’s cock is
Tiny mushroom meat
‘Cause it still is
‘Bout small hands and feet
Joe Biden
He is cooking up a plan
But he’s moping (moping)
About a courtroom fight
A fucking cunt and (a cunt and)
And a pussy tonight
And he’s bumming
(Donald Trump is so homely)
(Maybe, he’s a she)
He’s gonna hope you bend over
Donald Trump is a cunt
Donald Trump will fuck you
Donald Trump is a cunt
Oh, his daughter-wife he wants to screw
Stop the stealing
MAGA is a shitshow
So demeaning
Has an Orange Prolapse to blow
Trump’s full of bullshit
Fake news plan
A coup from the start, it’s on
Fuckin’ blunder (blunder)
The seven deadly sins
It’s any wonder (wonder)
A Big Mac yinz not thin
Joe Biden
(Donald Trump is so homely)
(Maybe, he’s a she)
He’s gonna hope you bend over
Donald Trump is a cunt
Donald Trump will fuck you
Donald Trump is a cunt
Oh, his daughter-wife he wants to screw
Trump has a secretary Rhona Graff
Trump’s an asshole stain
A clown who fucks you and an Orange Prolapse
Donald Trump will fuck you
Donald Trump is a cunt
Donald Trump’s will fuck you
(He’s an ass, he’s an ass)
Donald Trump is a cunt
Oh, his daughter-wife he wants to screw
Donald Trump is a cunt
Donald Trump’s not a Jew
Donald Trump is a cunt
Ivanka’s a cunt, too
Do You Believe In Love
Huey Lewis & The News
I was walking
Down a one-way street
Just a-looking
For someone to meet
One woman
Who was looking for a man
Now I'm hoping (hoping)
That the feeling is right
And I'm wondering (wondering)
If you'll stay for the night
So I'm coming
(I don't wanna be lonely)
(Baby, please tell me)
I wanna love you all over
Do you believe in love
Do you believe it's true
Do you believe in love
Oh, you're making me believe it, too
Now the feeling
Is beginning to grow
And the meaning
Is something you only know
If you believe it
Take my hand
And I'll take your heart, come on
Now I wonder (wonder)
Where does true love begin
I'm going under (under)
So I'm lettin' you in
My woman
(I don't wanna be lonely)
(Baby, please tell me)
I wanna love you all over
Do you believe in love
Do you believe it's true
Do you believe in love
Oh, you're making me believe it, too
I used to have you in a photograph
I'm so glad it's changed
But now I've got you and it's gonna last
Do you believe in love
Do you believe in love
Do you believe it's true
(I'm so glad, I'm so glad)
Do you believe in love
Oh, you're making me believe it, too
Do you believe in love
Do you believe it's true
Do you believe in love
I believe in love, too
Best Huey Lewis song? Probably Heart & Soul. Honorable mention: Jacob's Ladder.
From 1984 to 2017, Huey Lewis and The News rocked the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.
Huey Lewis & The Fake News:
1988, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV