#2586. Joseph McGuire

In the wake of a 34 felonies, John Joseph McGuire can't stop singing the praises of the Orange Prolapse.

MAGA McGuire is preparing to face off against Congressman Bob Good (R-VA).

Trump's facial hue is literally a cross between pumpkin and burnt apricot.

The Virginia GOP primary is scheduled for June 18, 2024.

 

(mark 55:04)

 

Joseph McGuire
sonofsaf

Abuse you with pink slime
Fast food is not a crime   
Big Macs show us the way
Now you must pay
Didn’t go as planned
The Donald’s wrong
Gold toilet brand
The fury and the fire
John Joseph McGuire

Gay!
Evangelicals will pray,
So they say
John Joseph McGuire!

The Donald cannot spell
His wife’s a Euro-slut from hell
The fury and fire grows
Trump always blows
Story Trump will bury
Stormy’s tits are kinda scary
Trump the falsifier
Donald’s a liar

Gay!
Evangelicals will pray,
So they say
John Joseph McGuire!

Giver of a warm Bud Light
MAGA-trans is gonna fight
A Lake Tahoe mushroom display
Donald is gay!
The Orange Prolapse is sore
McDonald’s clown and so much more
A nondisclosure buyer
John Jospeh McGuire

Gay!
Evangelicals will pray,
So they say
John Joseph McGuire!

 

Trial By Fire
Testament

Accuse you of a crime
Sentenced to endless time
The price you have to pay
Won't get away!
Sworn in by the stand
Your rights are gone
The system's banned
They think you are a liar
A trial by fire

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!

Locked in an empty cell
Your life becomes a living hell
The river of fire flows
Time only knows!
Trapped by flames of fury
Ordered unto by the jury
Death is their desire
Thrown in the fire!

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!

Quiver by the fiery light
Cringing as your soul ignites
The book of law's been thrown away
Starting today!
The system before the war
Is gone for now and evermore
There is no sentence higher
A trial by fire!

Hey!
This is what the people say,
A new way
A trial by fire!

 

My third parody of Trial By Fire.  Great tune.

#1515.  Michels The Liar.  (regarding the 2022 failed gubernatorial candidate Wisconsin Republican Tim Michels.

#1716.  Steil's A Liar (regarding Wisconsin Congressman Brian Steil)

#2586.  Jospeh McGuire

From 1988 to the present, Testament has "bible-belted" the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.

Testament:

7-15-88, City Limits, Penn Hills, PA

11-1-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH

11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

11-25-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

5-9-22, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1717)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

#2586.  Joseph McGuire (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

 

Please do not share this material with John Joseph McGuire and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#2585. No Tim Sheehy

Montana Senate candidate Tim Sheehy is fired up over the 34 felony counts verdict against the Orange Prolapse.

RIGGED! New York v. Donald Trump is state-sponsored political persecution led by the Party of Joe Biden and Jon Tester. WE THE PEOPLE stand with PRESIDENT TRUMP!

Sheehy : Tester

Of course!  Farmer shady Jon Tester's the one behind the scenes... pulling the strings (with his tractor).  How could anyone not see that? 

 

 

 

No Tim Sheehy
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s a cunt
No Tim Sheehy
Trump is a cunt
My enemy
Donald is gay
Trump ain’t BeBest
He was unkind
To Stormy’s chest

Forty-five’s a fuckin’ queer
An Orange Prolapse stain
A toilet turd isn’t nice
Scumbag until the bitter end

Donald Trump’s a cunt
No Tim Sheehy
Trump is a cunt
My enemy
Donald is gay
Trump ain’t BeBest
He was unkind
To Stormy’s chest

Go to hell, go to hell
Ain’t no doubt, ain’t no doubt it smells
Smells worse than fishy cunt you see
So for what it’s worth, worth is shitty

Donald Trump’s a cunt
No Tim Sheehy
Trump is a cunt
My enemy
Donald is gay
Trump ain’t BeBest
He was unkind

 

No Sympathy
Bob Marley

I can't find no love
No sympathy
What kind of love
They've got for me
I'm on my way
To happiness
Where I can find
Some peace and rest

When I'm in my trouble here
Only me feels the pain
Not one good word of advice
From any of my so called friends

I can't find no love
No sympathy
What kind of love
They've got for me
I'm on my way
To happiness
Where I can find
Some peace and rest

Might as well, might as well
I get out, I get out of hell
Hell would never be made for me
So I'm gonna search, search 'til I'm free

I can't find no love
No sympathy
What kind of love
They've got for me
I'm on my way
To happiness
Where I can find

 

This parody is admittedly meh.  Just not much to work with.  So it basically evolved into a string of mundane, profane, declarative comments.  Unimpressive!   

Bob Marley reggaed the Burgh twice.  In 1978 & 1980.  Both times at the Stanley Theatre.  I was not in attendance.

The Big Lie 100: (#1716)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey) 

#2585.  No Tim Sheehy (No Sympathy --- Bob Marley)

 

Please do not share this material with Tim Sheehy and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#2584. Tim Sheehy

Shortly before the Orange Prolapse was found guilty on 34 felony charges... he posted a lengthy endorsement for Montana U.S. Senate candidate Tim Sheehy.  (pronounced she-he)

Lazy Jon?  Yawn.

What's up with the faux-wall, golden curtain backdrop?  Sheehy likey. 

 

 

Tim Sheehy
sonofsaf

Lying cunt
Trials are not much fun
Steals a Quarter Pound
A big McCrime

Prolapse farts
Trump is orange not white
Not much to speak of
Asshole on fire

Donald will implode even though McDonald’s isn’t free
Big Mac he’ll dine and then make sexy*
‘Cause prematurely cummin’ can be a little urinary
Unfurled, MAGA Trumpy
A Montana whore
Tim Sheehy

Daughter-wife
Trumpers their flags unfurled
He will feed it down
McDonald’s style

Coup d’etat crime
Another job to blow
Fucking’s a stormy scam
Ivanka’s a Jew

And Stormy Daniels’ big titties silicon to share
The dangers of Donald Trump ain’t pretend
Ivanka’s a cunt and stupid god damn Jew
Unfurled, MAGA Trumpy
A Montana whore
Tim Sheehy

Tim Sheehy
Big sky whore

A Montana whore
Fuckin’ whore
Tim Sheehy

 

Faithfully
Journey

Highway run
Into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind

Restless hearts
Sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love
Along the wire

They say that the road ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line it's been you and me
And lovin' a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully

Circus life
Under the big top world
We all need the clowns
To make us smile

Through space and time
Always another show
Wondering where I am
I'm lost without you

And being apart ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully

Faithfully
I'm still yours

I'm forever yours
Ever yours
Faithfully

 

My 3rd parody of Faithfully.  Great tune.

#1324.  Huckabee (regarding Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee)

#2238.  Kennedy (regarding Louisiana Senator John Kennedy)

#2584.  Sheehy (regarding Montana Senate candidate Tim Sheehy)

From 1976 to the present, Journey has journeyed to the Burgh a grand total of 21 times.  They make their relatively triumphant return this summer.  Along with Def Leppard and Steve Miller.  

July 27, 2024 at PNC Park!

Journey:

 

8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1715)

#2566.  Vance (Chance --- Big Country)

#2567.  Donald Trump Ain't Devout (That's What It's All About --- Brooks & Dunn)

#2568.  Royce White (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

#2569.  Royce Isn't White (Fight For Your Right --- Beastie Boys)

#2570.  Trump's A Cunt (Light My Love --- Greta Van Fleet)

#2571.  Vincent Fong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#2572.  Fong's A Clown (Long Way Down --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#2573.  Vincent Fong In Trump Tower (All Along The Watchtower --- Grateful Dead)

#2574.  Red Lobster (Rock Lobster --- B-52's)

#2575.  Robert Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)

#2576.  Daines The Cunt (Chains Of Love --- B.B. King)

#2577.  John McGuire (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#2578.  John McGuire (Start The Fire --- Metal Church)

#2579.  John McGuire (I'm On Fire --- Bruce Springsteen)

#2580.  Bill Lee (Billy --- Judge Smails)

#2581.  McGuire (Crossfire --- Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble)

#2582.  McGuire (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)

#2583.  McGuire (Hang Wire --- Pixies)

#2584.  Tim Sheehy (Faithfully --- Journey)

 

Please do not share this material with Tim Sheehy and/or former President Donald J. Trump.