Senator Katie Britt (R-AL) is making the rounds on the cable news circuit.
Britt's making a final push in support of the Orange Prolapse's big beautiful bill.
In other news, the Steelers pulled off a blockbuster trade yesterday with the Miami Dolphins. We acquired cornerback Jalen Ramsey, tight end Jonnu Smith, and a 2027 seventh-round draft pick in exchange for safety Minkah Fitzpatrick and a 2027 fifth-round draft pick.
Ramsey's an all-pro stud. And Port-a-Jonnu Smith is a productive monster at Tight End. Last year he had 884 yards and 8 touchdowns. Not sure how well this sits with fan favorite Pat Freiermuth.
Britt Fuck
sonofsaf
Forty-seven is Orange Prolapsing!
Forty-five’s golden toilet’s stinking!
President Trump is a fucking clown!
Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie
Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie
Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie
Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie
Big lie, big lie, big lie, big lie
Trump’s sweetheart is Stormy Daniels’ cunt!
Shit Luck
Modest Mouse
This plane is definitely crashing!
This boat is obviously sinking!
This building's totally burning down!
And my, and my, and my, and my
And my, and my, and my, and my
And my, and my, and my, and my
And my, and my, and my, and my
And my, and my, and my, and my
And my heart is slowly drying up!
If I could sum up this song and accompanying parody in a single word, it would be... "expendable."
From 1997 to the present, Modest Mouse have humbly ratted out the Burgh a grand total of 10 times. Never seen 'em.
Double M returns on August 9. They'll be performing at Stage AE along with The Flaming Lips.