The Orange Prolapse recently toured the Alligator Alcatraz ICE detention facility in Florida.
Trump really seems to like the notion of human beings being attacked and eaten by wild animals. He's calling it "lions, tigers, and bears... you die."
Even a horse.Of course!
In other news, the furries were back in the Burgh over the weekend. I saw a corpulent man wearing a purple Mark Madden furry t-shirt. Double M's head was superimposed on a Barney dinosaur outfit.
And on the back it said, "Did somebody say somethin' about gettin' furried up?"
Over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners served up 3 straight shut-outs against the Bucs (6-0,1-0,1-0). |
Spotted outside KDKA headquarters. Channel 2. |
"Splat." |
Alcatraz
sonofsaf
Honest Abe
Why’s Donald Trump a clown
In Alcatraz
Gonorrhea disease
A syndrome of the down
In Alcatraz
Can’t shoot par
Shitshow The Donald’s bought
And he’s always sold
Butt in Butler got shot
A golden toilet stall
Orange Prolapse wants it all
In Alcatraz
Doesn’t care
Your Medicaid you lose
In Alcatraz
Donald’s a piece of shit
Total shitshow fake news
In Alcatraz
Cold as scum
Bud Light he wants to chug
But alcohol’s a sin
Clown and total fuck-up
A Florida ass retard
He’s an Orange Prolapse fart
Fuck you - ‘Catraz!
Ho, Ivanka’s a whore
Shithead Kari Lake
In Alcatraz
Oh, I’ll sprinkle jimmies
All the news is fake
In Alcatraz
Asshole wants a fuckin’ gerbil
A non-heterosexual
Donald Trump his butt is near
In Alcatraz
Kiss his ass
It’s fuckin’ crass abuse
In Alcatraz
In Alcatraz
Trump’s a queer
Stormy’s a whore who’s loose
In Alcatraz
In Alcatraz
Honest Abe
He’s gonna spread a lie
About a horseface chicky
Lake Tahoe was why
'A tiny mushroom queer
Clown wish he’d disappear
To Alcatraz
Needs to get a life
‘Cause misery and strife
In Alcatraz
‘Catraz
All That Jazz
Liza Minelli
(originally from "Chicago" soundtrack)
Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
Slick your hair
And wear your buckled shoes
And all that jazz
I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that jazz
Hold on, hon'
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
In case you shake apart
And wanna brand new start
To do - that jazz!
Oh, you're gonna see your
Sheba shimmy shake
And all that jazz
Oh, I'm gonna shimmy
Till my garters break
And all that jazz
Show me where to park her girdle
Oh, my mother's blood'll curdle
If she'd hear her baby's queer
For all that jazz
Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose
And all that jazz
And all that jazz
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
And all that jazz
And all that jazz
Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I betcha Lucky Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could she lend an ear
To all that jazz?
No, I'm no one's wife
But, oh, I love my life
And all that jazz!
That jazz
One of my mother's favorite show tunes.
From 1970 to 1991, Liza Minnelli sparkled the Burgh 7 times. Never saw her.