#3653. Blakeman Screws

Congresswoman Elise Stefanik (R-NY) did everything humanly possible to please the Orange Prolapse.

She was planning to run against Governor Kathy Hochul but Trump intervened and told her to "get lost."

Stefanik immediately complied and opted to not even defend her Congressional seat.  She claims she wants to spend more time with her young son.  

Uh yeah, right!

Regardless, let's reward Stefanik's commitment to family with an esteemed Golden Toilet Award.

 

Trump's handpicked candidate is little known Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman.

 

Let's give Blakeman a "MAGA participation trophy."

Well deserved.

This Ft. Duquesne Bridge Dump simply refuses to die a death.

Over a million additional Epstein Files have suddenly materialized... out of seemingly thin air!

Steelers (-4.5) hit the road this Sunday.  They can clinch the AFC North (chapter 2) with a victory over the hapless Browns.

So who's the most reviled Trump Cabinet figure.  Bondi, Hegseth, Noem, K$H Patel?  Take your pick.  All of them are the human equivalent of excrement.  Some voters actually prefer the lesser known candidates.  Howard Lutnick, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Linda McMahon, etc.  Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard is reportedly gaining ground and seeking a Golden Toilet Award of her own.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.  Thank you for your attention to this matter 

 

 

Blakeman Screws
sonofsaf

Prolapse stain is such a shame so MAGA and Trumpy
Prolapse stain is such a shame so MAGA and Trumpy
McDonald’s it made him him so fat and Kristi Noem’s horny

Why is Trump a shitshow that cannot be ignored
Why is Trump a shitshow that cannot be ignored
Insurrection crimes a scarlet letter and gold commode

Forty-five was a queer seven sinner and a sex fiend
Forty-five was a queer seven sinner and a sex fiend
All of this Mar-a-Lago drama Forty-seven’s obscene

Mar-a-Lago drama ain’t a Lake Tahoe bed
Even more drama in a Lake Tahoe bed
Stormy is a porn whore but at least she ain’t inbred

 

Brakeman's Blues
Jimmie Rodgers

Portland Maine is just the same as sunny Tennessee
Portland Maine is just the same as sunny Tennessee
Any old place I hang my hat is home sweet home to me

I went to the depot and looked up on the board
I went to the depot and looked up on the board
It said it's good times here but better on down the road

I'll eat my breakfast here get my dinner in New Orleans
I'll eat my breakfast here get my dinner in New Orleans
I'm going to get me a momma Lord I ain't never seen

Well, where was your momma when the train left the shed
Where was your momma when the train left the shed
Standin' in my front door wishin' to God I was dead

 

This song sounded kinda familiar.  Like Hank Williams Sr.'s "Lovesick Blues" in Shawshank Redemption.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge) 

#3480.  Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)

#3481.  Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)

#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

#3487.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)

#3488.  Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#3489.  The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)

#3490.  Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)

#3491.  The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#3492.  Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)

#3493.  Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#3494.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3495.  Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3496.  Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)

#3497.  Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#3498.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)

#3499.  Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)

#3500.  Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)

#3501.  Trumpin'  (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)

#3502.  Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#3503.  Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)

#3504.  Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)

#3505.  Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)

#3506.  Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)

#3507.  Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)

#3508.  Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)

#3509.  Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)

#3510.  Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)

#3511.  Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)

#3512.  Meloni (Bologna --- Oscar Meyer Commercial)

#3513.  Kushner's A Fucking Jew (Making Our Dreams Come True --- Cyndi Grecco)

#3514.  Scott Kenneth Bessent (Under The Crescent --- Lake Of Tears)

#3515.  Disarm (Disarm --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3516.  Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)

#3517.  Scott Bessent's Face (Incessant Mace --- Soundgarden)

#3518.  Kirk Was A Bitch (Working The Ditch --- Melvins)

#3519.  Blue Slip (One Slip --- Pink Floyd)

#3520.  Gallrein (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

#3521.  Thune Plan (Spoonman --- Soundgarden)

#3522.  Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey)

#3523.  Ed Gallrein (Ball And Chain --- The Who)

#3524.  Matt Van Epps (Baby Steps --- Olivia Dean)

#3525.  William Crain (Mary Jane --- Spin Doctors)

#3526.  William Crain (Gravy Train --- Staus Quo)

#3527.  Cole (Hole --- Jimmie's Chicken Shack)

#3528.  Donald Trump And Paul Gosar (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)

#3529.  Ballroom Shit (Ballroom Blitz --- Krokus)

#3530.  Ballroom (Perfume --- Old 97's)

#3531.  Ballroom Bullshit (Courtroom Spirit --- Annette Soundtrack)

#3532.  Sununu (Who Are You --- Black Sabbath)

#3533.  Brad Little's Turds (Three Little Birds --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

#3534.  'Vanka's A Jew (Still Loving You --- Scorpions)

#3535.  Donald's In Charge (Charles In Charge --- Sitcom theme song)

#3536.  Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Teen Suicide)

#3537.  (Ice Team) --- ((Nice Dream) --- Radiohead)

#3538.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Ceremony)

#3539.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Dan England & John Ford Coley)

#3540.  Tylenol (Waterfall --- Bananarama)

#3541.  Tylenol (Cannonball --- The Breeders)

#3542.  Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Son Volt)

#3543.  Melissa (Melissa --- King Diamond)

#3544.  Trump Dumpin' It's The Ballroom Shitshow (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window --- The Beatles)

#3545.  Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Eric Clapton)

#3546.  Peace Through Strength (Inner Strength --- Hilary Duff)

#3547.  Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Neil Young)

#3548.  Tylenol (Waterfall --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#3549.  Ballroom (Perfume --- The Jesus And Mary Chain)

#3550.  Nigeria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)

#3551.  Forty-Five (So Alive --- Love And Rockets)

#3552.  Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)

#3553.  Stormy's Thong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)

#3554.  Stormy's Thong Forever (We Belong Together --- Bad Brains)

#3555.  Stormy's Thong Brings Pleasure (We Belong Together --- Ritchie Valens)

#3556.  Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Puddle of Mudd)

#3557.  Donald Is A Wimp (Danny Is A Wimp --- Screeching Weasel)

#3558.  Scharf Lie (Barfly --- Ray LaMontagne)

#3559.  Ballroom (Perfume --- Marilyn Manson)

#3560.  Seven (Heaven --- Bryan Adams)

#3561.  Casey Means (Pork And Beans --- Weezer)

#3562.  Fuentes Is Inbred (Always In My Head --- Coldplay)

#3563.  Shitshow MAGA Trumper (Hello From The Gutter --- Overkill)

#3564.  Liz Peek (Don't Speak --- No Doubt)

#3565.  Two Thousand Dollars (A Thousand Miles --- Vanessa Carlton)

#3566.  Liz Peek (Boutique --- Love Is Noise)

#3567.  Amon-Ra St. Brown (Runnin' Down A Dream --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3568.  Amon-Ra: St. Brown Clown (Farmingdale: The Downtown --- They Might Be Giants)

#3569.  Amon-Ra St.: Brown Is A Clown) (Shake Your Body: Down To The Ground --- The Jacksons)

#3570.  Amon-Ra St. Brown (Just Another Clown --- Jigsaw Youth)

#3571.  Saint Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3572.  Epstein Hoax (Different Strokes theme song --- Alan Thicke)

#3573.  Stormy D.  (Hard On Me --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3574.  Marjorie (Forgery --- Prong)

#3575.  Fuck Tha Police (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

#3576.  The Donald And Marjorie (Cool Amber And Mercury --- Phish)

#3577.  Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' (Money For Nothing --- Dire Straits)

#3578.  Newt (Nude --- Radiohead)

#3579.  Stormy D.  (Jammin' Me -- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3580.  Rod Bray (Good Day --- New Hope Club)

#3581.  Epstein Files (100 Miles --- Bad Company)

#3582.  Jeff Epstein Files (A Hundred Miles --- Meat Puppets)

#3583.  The Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Heart)

#3584.  Jeff Epstein Files (10,000 Miles --- Mary Chapin Carpenter)

#3585.  Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)

#3586.  Epstein Files Hooray (Million Miles Away --- The Offspring)

#3587.  Matt Van Epps (Fifteen Steps --- Radiohead)

#3588.  Infection Of The Yeast (The Number Of The Beast --- Iron Maiden)

#3589.  Greene (Green --- The Dandy Warhols)

#3590.  The Orange Prolapse Clown (The Heart Of A Clown --- Willie Nelson)

#3591.  Ivanka (Roseanna --- Toto)

#3592.  Hunt (Hunt --- Oklou)

#3593.  Wesley Hunt (Battlefront --- Rage Of Light)

#3594.  A MAGA Kerfuffle (The Super Bowl Shuffle --- 1985 Chicago Bears team)

#3595.  Hunt's A Clown (Hunted Down --- Soundgarden)

#3596.  Fucking Jew (Wrecking Crew --- Overkill)

#3597.  Has A Job To Blow (Woman From Tokyo --- Deep Purple)

#3598.  Happy Thanksgiving (The Unforgiven --- Metallica)

#3599.  Charlotte's Web (Arrowhead --- Torche)

#3600.  The Epstein Files (2,000 Miles --- The Pretenders)

#3601.  Matty Van Epps (Gimme Three Steps --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#3602.  Orange Clown (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#3603.  Jeff Epstein Files (I Walk For Miles --- Dinosaur Jr.)

#3604.  Travis Turner (Afterburner --- Saxon)

#3605.  Stormy D.  (Let It Be --- The Beatles)

#3606.  Nehls (Shells --- Mirah)

#3607.  Jeff Epstein Files (How Many Miles --- MK.gee)

#3608.  Nehls (Shells --- Mighty Oaks)

#3609.  Travis Turner (Afterburner --- Panda Bear)

#3610.  Secretary Howard Lutnick (It Always Rains On A Picnic --- Modest Mouse)

#3611.  Susan Dell's Crap Is (What The Hell Happened --- Bruce Hornsby)

#3612.  Coup D'etat Is A Crime (Seemingly Endless Time --- Death Angel)

#3613.  What The Hell (Susan Dell --- Chastity Belt)

#3614.  Larry Summers (Seven Wonders --- Fleetwood Mac)

#3615.  David Gentile (Once In A While --- Neil Diamond)

#3616.  Susan Dell (What The Hell --- Elvin Bishop & Charlie Musselwhite)

#3617.  Jeff Epstein Files Hooray (A Thousand Miles Away --- New Edition)

#3618.  Catahoula Crunch (Two Minutes Til Lunch --- Wall Of Voodoo)

#3619.  Larry Summers (Seven Summers --- Saint Etienne)

#3620.  Biden His Fake Autopen (Into The Great Wide Open --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#3621.  Tim Burchett (Space Cadet --- KC & The Sunshine Band)

#3622.  Epstein Files (Hundred Miles  --- Yall featuring Gabriela Richardson)

#3623.  Larry Summers (Seven Wonders --- Nickel Creek)

#3624.  MAGA Stain (Maggot Brain --- George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic)

#3625.  Epstein Hoax (The Red Strokes --- Garth Brooks)

#3626.  Howard Lutnick (Stoned Soul Picnic --- The Fifth Dimension)

#3627.  Fucked Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)

#3628.  Affordability (Responsibility --- MxPx)

#3629.  (Mar) A-Lago (Ohio --- Neil Young)

#3630.  Blue Slips (Red Lips --- GTA w/ Sam Bruno)

#3631.  Blue Slips (Blue Lips --- Her's)

#3632.  Disarm Hamas (Disarm Yourself --- Dash Berlin)

#3633.  Alcatraz (Alcatraz --- Redbone)

#3634.  Pardon For Tina Peters (Island Of The Flesh Eaters --- Tribulation)

#3635.  Golden Piss (Iron Fist --- Motorhead)

#3636.  Trump's Fucked Up (Pump It Up --- Gary Numan)

#3637.  Army Navy (In The Navy --- The Village People)

#3638.  TDS (Acquiesce --- k.d. lang)

#3639.  TDS (What A Mess --- SR-71)

#3640.  Tina Peters (The Dirt Eaters --- The Breeders)

#3641.  Bettina (Corrina --- Grateful Dead)

#3642.  Stephen Friend (In The End --- Backstreet Boys)

#3643.  Warrior Dividend (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend --- Nikki Flores)

#3644.  Fuck Chris Gober (Wake Up Sober --- Justin Stone)

#3645.  Why Paul LePage (I Miss The Rage --- Mario Judah)

#3646.  Pauk Lepage (Out Of Rage --- Turnstile)

#3647.  Fuck Chris Gober (stone cold sober --- Mitch James)

#3648.  Gober (Sober --- Little Big Town)

#3649.  LePage (The Rage --- Judas Priest)

#3650.  Affordability (Impossibility --- Remy Zero)

#3651.  America Fest (Cardiac Arrest --- Bad Suns)

#3652.  Mike Lawler (Blue Collar --- Bachman Turner Overdrive)

#3653.  Blakeman Screws (Brakeman's Blues --- Jimmie Rodgers) 

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