#4011. Freedom Fuel

The Orange Prolapse is aggressively pushing his "Freedom Fuel" agenda.  

Yeah, that'll help.  Put a courageous bald eagle emblem on a gas pump while pressuring Sheetz and WAWA to artificially drop their prices.

Cum see your reflection... in the Reflecting Poo.

 

Rest assured, as the price of gas continues to spike, the Reflecting Poo... is staring back at you.

 

 

Freedom Fuel
sonofsaf

Curtain meat, fuck you
The Lake tits, fake tits - Tahoe hip hip hooray
Stormy, Stormy - motorboat-in’ whore arrived

Lost control, lost control, lost control
Lost control, lost control, lost control
The Orange Prolapse left a stain - and job to be blowing
Loss of freedom’s a major pain - freedom fuel 

Lost control, lost control, lost contro
Trump, lost control, lost control, lost control
Porno show Stormy, and she’s wearin’ a thong

Freedom fuel!

 

Rocket Fuel
Alvin Lee

Keep the beat, got to
To make it, shake it - if you want it that way
Baby, baby - gonna take me for a ride

Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll
Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll
Oh, you're driving me insane - gonna get me going
Like a rocket driven freight train - rocket fuel

Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll
Oh, let it roll, let it roll, let it roll
Got to go baby, wanna rock all night long

Rocket fuel!

From 1972 to 2006, some configuration of that which is "Alvin Lee" has chipmunked the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.  Never seen Lee.  Although I do know Chris Lee and I have met Lee Greenwood.  But that's neither here nor there.

Bob Dylan was last night at Stage AE.  We took a pass and did some yard work.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

 

Please do not share this material with Americans who purchase Freedom Fuel and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#4010. Lindsey Graham

The Orange Prolapse weighed in on the unexpected death of closet homosexual Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC).

Senator Lindsey Graham, one of the greatest people and Senators I have ever known, is dead! He was always working, and was a true American Patriot. Lindsey will be greatly missed!!! DETAILS AND ARRANGEMENTS TO FOLLOW. So sad! President DONALD J. TRUMP

In honor of the remarkable life and achievements of Senator Lindsey Graham, a dear friend of mine, and a truly great man, who achieved so much for our Country, and his beloved Home State of South Carolina, I am ordering all American Flags throughout the United States lowered to Half Mast until Saturday evening at 6 P.M. GOD BLESS YOU LINDSEY! President DONALD J. TRUMP 

 

The mini-notebook paper should be a source of fecal alarm.  

Alleys of the Burgh Unite!

The Reflecting Poo... is staring back at you.

A formidable chant.

Kinda makes Robert Comey's seashell social media pic seem a tad weak, eh?

Lindsey Graham at 71?  

Why couldn't it be the Orange Prolapse at 80? 

 

 

Lindsey Graham
sonofsaf

Proud Boys and Girls
Trump flags always unfurled
The Bud Light beers
Homoerotic cheers

Stormy Daniels tastes like sushi
Stormy Daniels was a floozie
That porno slut is clown eye candy 
Probably a dyke but feelin’ randy

Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham
Piece of shitty

Gamecock is weak
He’s the faggot you seek
Gay ass retard
Bastard who can’t shoot par

Ass attack from Donald’s Towers
Ivanka Kushner and cowards
Proudest girl, in all of D.C.
Biggest con in, Washington, D.C.

Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham

Donald is gay, Mighty Mouse, ain’t okay
Big retard who’s full of lard and plenty of ‘dis ’n na’t
The fake news dregs of the city and state
And pornography a stormy insurrection
And pornography mushroom tiny erection
And pornography is a fungal infection
Trump’s a cunt
Trump’s a cunt
Trump is cunty

The President’s heavy duty
Forty-seven is tutti frutti
Bad McDonald’s resteraunteur
The Big Mac, fuckin’ amateur

Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham
We’ll be hating…

 

Heather Graham
Da Vinci’s Notebook

I love a girl
She fills up my whole world
When she appears
I forget Britney Spears

When I see her, I feel mushy
Robert Downey touched her tushie
I want to root around her pantry
I bet she tastes like cotton candy

Heather Graham
Heather Graham
Heather Graham
She's so pretty

I'm not a freak
But for her I get weak
She's never far
She's in my VCR

Turn your back on Austin Powers
Happiness will soon be ours
Rollergirl, I need you near me
The TV's on, why can't you hear me?

Heather Graham
Heather Graham
Heather Graham

We'll run away, build a house, and we'll play
In the yard with our black Lab and our two Persian cats
I'll make you eggs and you'll tell me I'm great
And you will love me for my Shatner impression
And you will love me for my shiny complexion
And you will love me for my Star Wars collection
You will love
You will love
You will love me

I have made it my sworn duty
To sing the praises of her booty
What I would not give to rock her
But I can't, so I'll just stalk her

Heather Graham
Heather Graham
Heather Graham

Heather Graham
Heather Graham
Heather Graham
I'll be waiting...

 

Da Vinci's Notebook has never Lee-a-tardo'd the Burgh.  Never heard of 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

Please do not share this material with the past homosexual acquaintances of Lindsey Graham and/or President Donald J. Trump.