The Orange Prolapse is bulging yet again.
Such a piece of shit.
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| Roberto Clemente Bridge! Steelers (chapter 10) open at home this Sunday against the Atlanta Falcons (Chapter 8). |
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| Camo-dumpin' |
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| A rare Forty-seven trifecta. |
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| Heinz Hall! Has a Reflecting Poo kinda vibe. |
If Trump wants to put his name on all this shit... well, let's stand up and deliver ahead of mid-terms.
Carpe diem!
In news of far lesser importance, in honor of the 9/11 25th anniversary, I'm issuing an official Dominipede alert for September 27, 2026 at 3:04pm.
NFL Stadiums:
* Acrisure Stadium (Pittsburgh, PA) – Cincinnati Bengals at Pittsburgh Steelers
* EverBank Stadium (Jacksonville, FL) – New England Patriots at Jacksonville Jaguars
* MetLife Stadium (East Rutherford, NJ) – Tennessee Titans at New York Giants
* Northwest Stadium (Summerfield, MD) – Seattle Seahawks at Washington Commanders
* Ford Field (Detroit, MI) – New York Jets at Detroit Lions
* Huntington Bank Field (Cleveland, OH) – Carolina Panthers at Cleveland Browns
* Hard Rock Stadium (Miami Gardens, FL) – Kansas City Chiefs at Miami Dolphins
* Highmark Stadium (Orchard Park, NY) – Los Angeles Chargers at Buffalo Bills
MLB Ballparks:
* Citizens Bank Park (Philadelphia, PA) – Tampa Bay Rays at Philadelphia Phillies
* Fenway Park (Boston, MA) – Chicago Cubs at Boston Red Sox
* Oracle Park (San Francisco, CA) – Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants
* Nationals Park (Washington, D.C.) – New York Mets at Washington Nationals
* Sutter Health Park (West Sacramento, CA) – Houston Astros at Athletics
* Rogers Centre (Toronto, ON) – Cincinnati Reds at Toronto Blue Jays
* LoanDepot Park (Miami, FL) – Atlanta Braves at Miami Marlins
* Comerica Park (Detroit, MI) – Pittsburgh Pirates at Detroit Tigers
* T-Mobile Park (Seattle, WA) – Los Angeles Angels at Seattle Mariners
* Target Field (Minneapolis, MN) – Texas Rangers at Minnesota Twins
* Petco Park (San Diego, CA) – Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres
* Kauffman Stadium (Kansas City, MO) – Cleveland Guardians at Kansas City Royals
* Rate Field (Chicago, IL) – Colorado Rockies at Chicago White Sox
* American Family Field (Milwaukee, WI) – St. Louis Cardinals at Milwaukee Brewers
* Yankee Stadium (New York, NY) – Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees
Kansas Motor Speedway - Kansas City, Kansas
And D-g knows what else.
Only New America
sonofsaf
Trump’s fuckin’ up, golden toilet’s shitty
Fool subscribers, to the MAGA spam
Stormy D. disgrace is born out of BeBest fear
Puking out the vomit, from a one night stand
Bullshit schemes to blame and worsen
Bullshit is heaven sent
Bullshit on Truth Social his mission
Cunt with a coup to foment
Only New America
Scheming instead just for you
Only New America
Pies of cream and shit Kushner’s a Jew
V.P.’s J.D. Vance
Stormy D. Horseface romance
Only in America
Donald’s a clown, wants a Big Mac hooray
Knuckleheads, Proud Boys, and MAGA's so obscene
The mushroom cum of a tiny member
Forty-seven ain’t no king
He’s a Pap smear cervical hot mess
Joe’s a left winger he can’t stand
His job’s to blow down in Mar-a-Lago
But Lake Tahoe’s the seventh deadly sin
[Chorus]
Only New America
Pies of cream instead just for you
Only New America
Pies of cream and shit Kushner’s a Jew
V.P.’s J.D. Vance
Stormy D. Horseface romance
Only in America
Yeah only New America
Pies of cream instead just for you
Yeah the cream and shit Kushner’s a Jew
Only In America
Brooks & Dunn
Sun coming up over New York City
School bus driver in a traffic jam
Starin' at the faces in her rearview mirror
Looking at the promise of the Promised Land
One kid dreams of fame and fortune
One kid helps pay the rent
One could end up going to prison
One just might be president
Only in America
Dreaming in red, white and blue
Only in America
Where we dream as big as we want to
We all get a chance
Everybody gets to dance
Only in America
Sun going down on an La. freeway
Newlyweds in the back of a limousine
A welder's son and a banker's daughter
All they want is everything
She came out here to be an actress
He was the singer in a band
They just might go back to Oklahoma
And talk about the stars they could have been
[Chorus]
Only in America
Where we dream in red, white and blue
Only in America
Where we dream as big as we want to
We all get a chance
Everybody gets to dance
Only in America
Yeah only in America
Where we dream in red, white and blue
Yeah we dream as big as we want to
From 1991 to the present, Brooks & Dunn have played The Burgh an impressive 16 times.
Brooks & Dunn:
9-3-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-9-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for Bon Jovi)
5-12-23, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100:
#3952. Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)
#3953. Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)
#3954. Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)
#3955. Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)
#3956. Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)
#3957. Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)
#3958. Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)
#3959. Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)
#3960. The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)
#3961. Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)
#3962. Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)
#3963. Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)
#3964. Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR)
#3965. John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)
#3966. Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)
#3967. Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)
#3968. John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)
#3969. Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)
#3970. Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)
#3971. Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)
#3972. J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)
#3973. J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)
#3974. James (Games --- Ryan Adams)
#3975. James (Games --- The Strokes)
#3976. John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)
#3977. Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)
#3978. Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)
#3979. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)
#3980. Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)
#3981. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3982. Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#3983. David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)
#3984. Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)
#3985. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)
#3986. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)
#3987. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)
#3988. Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)
#3989. Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)
#3990. Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)
#3991. Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)
#3992. Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3993. John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)
#3994. David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)
#3995. Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)
#3996. The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)
#3997. Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)
#3998. Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)
#3999. Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
#4000. Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)
#4001. Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)
#4002. Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)
#4003. Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)
#4004. Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)
#4005. Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)
#4006. Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)
#4007. Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)
#4008. The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#4009. Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)
#4010. Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)
#4011. Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)
#4012. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)
#4013. Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)
#4014. Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)
#4015. Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)
#4016. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)
#4017. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)
#4018. Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)
#4019. TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)
#4020. Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)
#4021. Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)
#4022. Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)
#4023. Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)
#4024. Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs --- Matthew Goodman Band)
#4025. Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)
#4026. Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)
#4027. Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)
#4028. Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)
#4029. Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)
#4030. Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)
#4031. Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)
#4032. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#4033. Thune (Goon --- Osees)
#4034. Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)
#4035. Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)
#4036. Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)
#4037. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)
#4038. Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)
#4039. Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)
#4040. Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)
#4041. Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)
#4042. Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)
#4043. Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)
#4044. Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)
#4045. Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)
#4046. Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)
#4047. Rick Brattin (Black Satin --- The Raveonettes)
#4048. Sean Hannity (O' Sanity --- John Lennon & Yoko Ono)
#4049. Moreno (Volcano --- Horse Jumper Of Love)
#4050. Darline (Jolene --- Dolly Parton)
#4051. Sean Hannity (Dark Sanity --- Mortician)
#4052. John Braun (Walk On --- Deep Purple)
#4053. John Braun (Walk On --- Roy Orbison)
#4054. Bill Hagerty (Haphazardly --- Rhett Miller)
#4055. Andy Ogles (Annie Oakley --- Miniature Tigers)
#4056. Terafab (Taxi Cab --- The Naked Brothers Band)
#4057. Terafab (Taxi Cab --- Vampire Weekend)
#4058. Brent Taylor (Lost Sailor --- Grateful Dead)
#4059. Tom Tiffany's Gonna Cheat (Epiphany On Mott Street --- The Waterboys)
#4060. Tom Tiffany (Epiphany --- SG Lewis)
#4061. Noem Is Deranged (Home On The Range --- John Denver)
#4062. Noem (Home --- Low)
#4063. Kristi Noem (Letters Home --- Childish Gambino)
#4064. Noem (Home --- Casting Crowns)
#4065. Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- ChewieCatt)
#4066. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#4067. Trumper Dumper (Little Sister --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#4068. Noem (Home --- Aurora)
#4069. ICE Gloves (White Gloves --- Khruangbin)
#4070. Weinberger Stain (Hamburger Train --- Primus)
#4071. Daylight Savings Time (Victim Or The Crime --- Grateful Dead)
#4072. Megan Weinberger And Big Lies (I Love Cheeseburgers, Apple Pies --- Cake Pop)
#4073. Karoline Leavitt (Letter Of Credit --- The Getaway Plan)
#4074. ICE Gloves (God's Gloves --- Peace)
#4075. MAGA Meg Weinberger (Big Kahuna Burger --- Knucks)
#4076. MAGA Meg Weinberger (I Want A Hamburger --- Parry Gripp)
#4077. Mace (Mace --- Blur)
#4078. Kevin Rideout (Knock-Down Drag-Out --- Weezer)
#4079. Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- South Park)
#4080. J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Black Lips)
#4081. Round River (Big River --- Van Halen)
#4082. J.J. Grow (Let It Grow --- Grateful Dead)
#4083. J.J. Grow (Blow By Blow --- Fleetwood Mac)
#4084. Kevin Rideout (Knock Down Drag Out --- Red Line Chemistry)
#4085. John Rutherford (Old Thunderbird --- Devendra Banhart)
#4086. Rutherford (Thunderbird --- Quiet Riot)
#4087. Catalina (Ballerina --- Robin Trower)
#4088. ICE Gloves (Cracked Gloves --- Coast Modern)
#4089. Catalina (Ballerina --- Oliver Hazard)
#4090. Rutherford (Thunderbird --- ZZ Top)
#4091. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- King's X)
#4092. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Blackpool)
#4093. Nick Begich Punk (Smack My Bitch Up --- The Prodigy)
#4094. Human Printer (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)
#4095. Trump's The Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#4096. Overton (Overdone --- Bombay Bicycle Club)
#4097. Value Meal (Gates of Steal --- DEVO)
#4098. Jeff Epstein Files (A Million Miles --- Goldfinger)
#4099. Harp (Sharp --- Dexter & The Moon Rocks)
#4100. Natalie Harp (Birth OF The Harp --- Amberian Dawn)
#4101. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Beast In Black)
#4102. Catalina (Ballerina --- GRAY & DeVita)
#4103. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (When We All Get To Heaven --- Stars Go Dim)
#4104. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (Good Girls Go To Heaven --- Brooks & Dunn)
#4105. Eighty-Six Forty-Seven (I Want To Go To Heaven --- Texas)
#4106. Jeff Epstein Files (Five Hundred Miles --- Justin Timberlake)
#4107. Jamieson Greer (You Need A Beer --- Parry Gripp)
#4108. Jamieson Greer (Pussy Weed Beer --- Chastity Belt)
#4109. Lake America (White America --- Eminem)
#4110. He's Mike P. Mazzei (She Drives Me Crazy --- Fine Young Cannibals)
#4111. Mike Mazzei (She's Crazy --- The Kelly Family)
#4112. MAGA Mike Mazzei (Mama He's Crazy --- The Judds)
#4113. Mike P. Mazzei (Drive Me Crazy --- Ratt)
#4114. Peters (Leaders --- Katatonia)
#4115. Abbey Gate (Immolate --- Downswing)
#4116. Harp (Carp --- Guttermouth)
#4117. Begich (Ass Itch --- Korn)
#4118. Abbey Gate (Interstate --- Neil Young)
#4119. ICE (Ice --- Omen XIII)
#4120. San Francisco's York (Air Conditioned Dork --- Big Black Delta)
#4121. Abbey Gate Trump Warfare (Interstate Love Affair --- Night Ranger)
#4122. Ontario (Scenario --- Dramarama)
#4123. Trump's A Clown (Two Doors Down --- Dolly Parton)
#4124. Needing A Ballroom (Queen Of The Ballroom --- Buddy Holly)
#4125. Round River (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#4126. Trumpapalooza (Sons Of Medusa --- Emmure)
#4127. Lake America (Fuck America --- The Taxpayers)
#4128. Leon Black (Back In Black --- AC/DC)
#4129. Bartiromo (Jocko Homo --- DEVO)
#4130. Wendy (Trendy --- Reel Big Fish)
#4131. Mike Lindell (Go To Hell --- Meiko)
#4132. Wendy (Trendy --- Old Mervs)
#4133. Only New America (Only In America --- Brooks & Dunn)
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