I often wonder if Second Lady Usha Vance ever feels marginalized.
Vice President JD Vance has gone on the record multiple times saying that he'd like to see her convert to Christianity. Difficult to say which is more pathetic. Him suggesting it? Or her actually doing it (obviously to please the Orange Prolapse).
I'd rather see Jared Kushner convert to Latvian Orthodox.
| Next week the Steelers return to Acrisure Stadium to face the Ravens (-3) for the NFC North title. As expected, the NFL flexed the game into primetime. Black and yellow! |
I propose a college bowl game be named after Donald Trump. Seriously... Duke's Mayo Bowl? Pop-Tarts Bowl? Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl? Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl? Poulan Weed Eater Independence Bowl?
Why can't there be a Trump Golden Toilet Bowl? Or an Orange Prolapse Bowl? Or at a bare minimum, Stormy's Tiny Mushroom Bowl (preferably played in Nevada).
Gabby Dumps will likely be phased out. Most people just don't give a shit.
Vice President Vance
sonofsaf
Mushroom to dismember
They’re Lake Tahoe staying
Stormy he romanced then he’d sue
The coup d’etat was tragic
Proud Boys would discover
Why Ivanka’s a Jew
Vice President Vance
Hindu Usha his wife
An Indian farter
She ain’t white
Tan-skinned forever
All day all night
Vice President Vance
Hindu Usha his wife
Mushroom to dismember
Orange Prolapse opened
Strap-on dildo from Stormy
Kushner Jew forever
Kosher his pleasure
Jared’s Hebrew indeed
Vice President Vance
Hindu Usha his wife
An Indian farter
She ain’t white
Tan-skinned forever
All day all night
Vice President Vance
Hindu Usha his wife
Vice President Vance
Hindu Usha his wife
An Indian farter
She ain’t white
Tan-skinned forever
All day all night
Vice President Vance
Hindu Usha his wife
Could I Have This Dance
Anne Murray
I'll always remember
The song they were playing
The first time we danced and I knew
As we swayed to the music
And held to each other
I fell in love with you
Could I have this dance
For the rest of my life
Could you be my partner
Every night
When we're together
It feels so right
Could I have this dance
For the rest of my life
I'll always remember
That magic moment
When I held you close to me
As we move together
I knew forever
You're all I'll ever need
Could I have this dance
For the rest of my life
Could you be my partner
Every night
When we're together
It feels so right
Could I have this dance
For the rest of my life
Could I have this dance
For the rest of my life
Could you be my partner
Every night
When we're together
It feels so right
Could I have this dance
For the rest of my life
From 1985 to 2003, Anne Murray regaled the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.
Never seen her.
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#2005. Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2009. Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)
#2561. Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)
#2562. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)
#2566. Vance (Chance --- Big Country)
#2648. Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)
#2657. J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2658. Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)
#2659. J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)
