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The bloodthirsty rift between Steve Bannon and Elon Musk appears to be intensifying.
Hmm, arrogant evil vs. awkward hyper-capitalism.
These two should settle it the old fashioned way. The never ending televised sports wager. Just pretend your the mayor representing each Super Bowl city. You know... a cup of the best New England clam chowder vs. a Philly Cheese steak. A bowl of Skyline Chili vs. a year's supply of syringes (Bengals vs. Seahawks). Which admittedly, in hindsight, seems a tad unrealistic.
Anyway, if I was Steve Bannon, I'd make Elon Musk publicly wear 5 shirts for an entire month. Long sleeve t-shirt, button down shirt (purposely untucked), additional hunter's flannel, Mar-a-Lago windbreaker, and finally, top it off with a pseudo camo/military jacket.
If I was Elon Musk, I'd make Bannon impersonate a highly functional individual with BOTH Autism and Aspberger's on his podcast for an entire month.
Just let those two duke it out. For the adoration and affection of an Orange Prolapse!
Bannon sonofsaf
He lied Some more Small cock Ain’t cookin’ Quarter Pound The McDonald’s despair Yeah, despair
He’s Trumpin’ Dumpin’ And humpin’
Meh He’s a cunt (No) thanks Bannon Bannon Meh
Tiny mushroom fightin’ Trump the Masturbator Tiny mushroom fightin’ Trump the Masturbator Mushroom fightin’
Trump the Masturbator wrote the Art of the fuckin’ Deal
Lying clown from Mar-A-Lago Forty-seven is the enemy “So many Trump bibles are very god damn costly”
Mushroom fighter Trump the Masturbator Tiny mushroom fightin’ Trump the Masturbator Tiny mushroom fightin’ Trump the Masturbator wrote the Art of the fuckin’ Deal Meh!
Trump’s a cunt Clownish plan Cops to kill To kill To kill
Cannon White Stripes
Outside My door Unlocked I'm lookin' At this sound That chime out of nowhere Yeah, nowhere
Wheels turnin' Scratching And burnin' Yeah I saw guns Tanks Cannon Cannon Yeah
Tell me who's that writin' John the Revelator Tell me who's that writin' John the Revelator Who's that writin'
John the Revelator wrote the book of the Seven Seals
Christ went down on Easter mornin' Mary n' Martha went down to see "Go tell my disciples to meet me in Galilee"
Who's the writer? John the Revelator Tell me who's that writin' John the Revelator Tell me who's that writer John the Revelator wrote the book of the Seven Seals Yeah!
Lord above How can man Be evil? Evil Evil
The White Stripes played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never saw 'em.
Jack White has played the Burgh 3 times. The Raconteurs twice.
Jack White:
7-27-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
4-14-22, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-29-24, Mr. Smalls Theatre, Millvale, PA (Great show but uncomfortably crowded. Back in my early concert going days, I coulda cared less. But now in my mid 50's... I just tend to get a little less physically involved).
Meet Bizarro Buttigieg. Republican Keith Sonderling!
Welcome to the new normalcy...
Orange Prolapse tested. Orange Prolapse approved.
I am pleased to announce that Keith Sonderling will serve as the next
United States Deputy Secretary of Labor. Keith will work with our great
Nominee for Secretary of Labor, Lori Chavez-Deremer, to put our Country
and Workers FIRST. Keith previously served as the Vice-Chairman of the
Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, and the Acting Administrator of
the Wage and Hour Division of the Department of Labor during my First
Term. Keith graduated Magna Cum Laude from the University of Florida,
and the Shepard School of Law at Nova Southeastern University.
Congratulations Keith!
Keith Sonderling sonofsaf
Trump is weak, ancient fart Orange Prolapse McDonald’s clown Trump is cheap, causing strife Big Mac ain’t a Quarter Pound
The Donald is a liar The Donald is afraid Mushroom penis to sever So tiny
Oh and the queers we’re embracing Oh and their rears fat ass tasting To blow, job to blow Keith Sonderling Oh and the whore that’s engaging Orgasm that she’s faking To blow, job to blow Keith Sonderling Keith Sonderling Keith Sonderling
MAGA’s red salad tossed Trump’s woke on a mission With a Euro-trash wife Clown Donald we defend
The Donald is a liar The Donald is afraid Mushroom penis to sever So tiny
Oh and the queers we’re embracing Oh and their rears fat ass tasting To blow, job to blow Keith Sonderling Oh and the whore that’s engaging Orgasm that she’s faking To blow, job to blow Keith Sonderling Keith Sonderling Keith Sonderling
Sonderling’s a whore abhorred Forty-five’s asshole is sore All of the blame and the shitshows Never well endowed his little bone
Sonderling’s a whore abhorred Forty-five’s asshole is sore All of the blame and the shitshows Never well endowed his little bone
Oh and the queers we’re embracing Oh and their rears fat ass tasting To blow, job to blow Keith Sonderling Oh and the whore that’s engaging Orgasm that she’s faking To blow, job to blow Keith Sonderling ...
Jesus Is King Selah
When You speak, oceans part The mountains will all bow down When You breathe, there is life The dead raise up from the ground
We're gonna lift You higher We're gonna give You praise You're gonna reign forever And always
Over the fears that we're facing Over the prayers that we're praying We know, oh we know Jesus is King Over the war that is raging Every step that we're taking We know, oh we know Jesus is King Jesus is King Jesus is King
When You bled on the cross You broke the curse of sin And You rose up to life Now we are born again
We're gonna lift You higher We're gonna give You praise You're gonna reign forever And always
Over the fears that we're facing Over the prayers that we're praying We know, oh we know Jesus is King Over the war that is raging Every step that we're taking We know, oh we know Jesus is King Jesus is King Jesus is King
King of kings and Lord of lords You will reign forevermore No other name could dare come close Every knee will bow to You alone
King of kings and Lord of lords You will reign forevermore No other name could dare come close Every knee will bow to You alone
Over the fears that we're facing Over the prayers that we're praying We know, oh we know Jesus is King Over the war that is raging Every step that we're taking We know, oh we know Jesus is King ...
I often wonder what motives me to do these religious parodies.
What's even more curious is the sheer volume of Jesus shit on youtube.
And it's pronounced Salah.
Not Selah. #YNWA
The Big Lie 100: (#2125)
#3000. Kash (Stash --- Phish)
#3001. Keith Sonderling (Jesus Is King --- Selah)
Please do not share this material with Keith Sonderling and/or incoming President Donald J. Trump.
The only reason, I repeat the only reason, the Orange Prolapse tapped K$shyap Pramod Vinod Patel for FBI Secretary... was the lengthy enemy list in his "children's" book.
Michael Atkinson - Former Inspector General of the Intelligence Community
Lloyd Austin - Defense Secretary under President Joe Biden
Brian Auten - Supervisory Intelligence Analyst, FBI
James Baker - Former FBI General Counsel and Twitter Deputy General Counsel
Bill Barr - Former Attorney General under Trump
John Bolton - Former National Security Adviser under Trump
Stephen Boyd - Former Chief of Legislative Affairs, FBI
Joe Biden - President of the United States
John Brennan - Former CIA Director under Obama
John Carlin - Former DOJ National Security Division Head under Trump
Eric Ciaramella - Former National Security Council Staffer
Pat Cipollone - Former White House Counsel under Trump
James Clapper - Former Director of National Intelligence under Obama
Hillary Clinton - Former Secretary of State and Presidential Candidate
James Comey - Former FBI Director
Elizabeth Dibble - Former Deputy Chief of Mission, U.S. Embassy, London
Mark Esper - Former Secretary of Defense under Trump
Alyssa Farah - Former Trump Director of Strategic Communications
Evelyn Farkas - Former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense under Obama
Sarah Isgur Flores - Former DOJ Communications Head under Trump
Merrick Garland - Attorney General under Biden
Stephanie Grisham - Former Trump Press Secretary
Kamala Harris - Vice President under Biden
Gina Haspel - CIA Director under Trump
Fiona Hill - Former National Security Council Staffer
Curtis Heide - FBI Agent
Eric Holder - Former Attorney General under Obama
Robert Hur - Special Counsel for Biden Classified Documents Investigation
Cassidy Hutchinson - Former Aide to Trump’s Chief of Staff
Nina Jankowicz - Former Director, Disinformation Governance Board under Biden
Lois Lerner - Former IRS Director under Obama
Loretta Lynch - Former Attorney General under Obama
Charles Kupperman - Former Trump Deputy National Security Adviser
Gen. Kenneth Mackenzie - Former CENTCOM Commander
Andrew McCabe - Former FBI Deputy Director
Ryan McCarthy - Former Secretary of the Army under Trump
Mary McCord - Former DOJ National Security Official under Obama
Denis McDonough - Secretary of Veterans Affairs under Biden
Gen. Mark Milley - Former Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff
Lisa Monaco - Deputy Attorney General under Biden
Sally Myer - Former FBI Supervisory Attorney
Robert Mueller - Former FBI Director and Special Counsel
Bruce Ohr - Former DOJ Official
Nellie Ohr - Former CIA Employee
Lisa Page - Former FBI Counsel
Pat Philbin - Former Trump Deputy White House Counsel
John Podesta - Former Counselor to Obama and Biden Climate Adviser
Samantha Power - Former U.N. Ambassador under Obama
Bill Priestap - Former FBI Counterintelligence Official
Susan Rice - Former National Security Adviser under Obama
Rod Rosenstein - Former Deputy Attorney General under Trump
Peter Strzok - Former FBI Official
Jake Sullivan - National Security Adviser under Biden
Michael Sussman - Former Lawyer for the Democratic National Committee
Miles Taylor - Former DHS Official under Trump
Timothy Thibault - Former FBI Agent
Andrew Weissman - Former Mueller Investigation Deputy
Alexander Vindman - Former National Security Council Director
Christopher Wray - FBI Director under Trump and Biden
Sally Yates - Former Acting Attorney General
I would encourage K$H to read my children's book.
It's even more evil and despicable than his children's book.
Difficult to fathom, but it's true. And best of all... it's free!
Kash sonofsaf
Securing the payments from Trumpy Bear sales Hostages to pardon, without the details Fake news from The Onion a rosacea rash Forty-five’s tragic and Patel is Kash
Shitting J-6 chorus, Stormy on her knees The Donald will swindle with the greatest of ease McDonald’s BeBest feast Jewish kosher disease As he lies to the courts, Aileen Cannon please
Aetna, insurance fan, Democrats too A yeast infection, vaginal screw Holy Ghost defeated, Jesus Christ crap Daughter wife’s a Jew and Jared’s a rat
Asshole defilers are red hot Trump’s hyperbolic and what not Cream pie of shit’s your food for thought Job to blow here cums the shot (Job to blow here cums the shot) (4x) Cream pie of shit’s your food for thought (Job to blow here cums the shot) Asshole defilers are red hot (Job to blow here cums the shot) Trump’s hyperbolic and what not (Job to blow here cums the shot) Cream pie of shit’s your food for thought (Job to blow here cums the shot) [4x]
Stash Phish
I'm pulling the pavement from under my nails I brush past a garden, dependent on whales The sloping companion I cast down the ash Yanked on my tunic and dangled my stash
Zipping through the forest with the curdling fleas To grow with them spindles, the mutant I seize I capture the dread beast who falls to his knees And cries to his cohorts, asleep in the trees
Smegma, dogmatagram, fishmarket stew Police in a corner, gunnin' for you Appletoast, bedheated, furblanket rat Laugh when they shoot you, say "Please don't do that"
Control for smilers can't be bought The solar garlic starts to rot Was it for this my life I sought? Maybe so and maybe not (Maybe so and maybe not) [4x] Was it for this my life I sought? (Maybe so and maybe not) Control for smilers can't be bought (Maybe so and maybe not) The solar garlic starts to rot (Maybe so and maybe not) Was it for this my life I sought? (Maybe so and maybe not) [4x]
If you're a politically active Phish fan, with some degree of contempt for the FBI, feel free to tweak my latest effort. The unusually complex and jibberish nature of the lyrics actually lends itself to being parodied.
From 1992 to the present, Phish has jammed the Burgh a grand total of 16 times.
Phish:
12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH 6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH 11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN 10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA 12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH 7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH 11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH 7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA 6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA 8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 7-21-23, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
Trey Anastasio:
2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA 9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
Trump's social media friend Catturd posted the following...
5 days until FAFO.
I had to google FAFO. Naturally, it stands for "Fuck Around and Find Out."
How clever.
Three thousand entries seems like a good time to start a new Big Lie list.
The Big Lie 100: (#2124)
#3000. Kash (Stash --- Phish)
Please do not share this material with Kash Patel and/or incoming President Donald J. Trump.
