#4046. Jeanine Pirro

Donald Dump is enraged by the actions of Washington DC District Attorney Jeanine Pirro.  She made a rash decision to withdraw the REFLECTING POOL VANDALISM case against beloved Olympic athlete David Hearn.  

The Orange Prolapse repeatedly said she "choked."  Uh yeah, right!  Choked?

 

Choked on what?  A deep-throated tiny mushroom???  C'mon man!

Looks like she'll be the third major female cabinet member to get the axe.  Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi...

Rumor has it that Secretary of Education Linda McMahon might be next.  For her refusal to stock classrooms with copies of the Donald Trump/Lee Greenwood Holy Bible.  

Presidential misogyny on display!  As if Stormy "Horseface" Daniels wasn't bad enough? 

Yinz Fahr'd!

 

 

Jeanine Pirro
sonofsaf

MAGA man, faggot man, ass man
Coup’s the plan
MAGA man, faggot man, ass man
Coup’s the plan

Coup d’etat plan
Coup d’etat plan

Jeanine Ferris Pirro
Jeanine Ferris Pirro
First Lady’s a MILF
First Lady’s a MILF

Trumper man, Dumper man, Orange man
Coup’s the plan

Coup d’etat plan
Coup d’etat plan

Jeanine Ferris Pirro
Jeanine Ferris Pirro
First Lady’s a MILF
First Lady’s a MILF

Kushner’s a cunt
Ivanka Jew

Coup d’etat plan
Coup d’etat plan

First Lady’s a MILF
First Lady’s a MILF
First Lady’s a MILF

 

Superhero 
Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians

Superman, Spiderman, Batman
You're the man
Superman, Spiderman, Batman
You're the man

You're a real man
You're a real man

You're my superhero
You're my superhero
Save me from myself
Save me from myself

Aquaman, Iron Man, Fireman
You're the man

You're a real man
You're a real man

You're my superhero
You're my superhero
Save me from myself
Save me from myself

Here comes your love
To the rescue

You're a real man
You're a real man

Save me from myself
Save me from myself
Save me from myself

 

 

Edie Brickell played the Burgh twice.  Once in 1989 at the Syria Mosque.  The second time as a special guest for Steve Martin & The Steep Canyon Rangers at Heinz Hall in the summer of 2013.  Never seen her.  However, I do have her home phone number.  If you really need it, gimme a ring.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

#4041.  Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)

#4042.  Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)

#4043.  Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)

#4044.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)

#4045.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)

#4046.  Jeanine Pirro (Superhero --- Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians)

Please do not share this material with Jeanine Pirro and/or President Donald J. Trump.

#4045. Jay Clayton

If the next 9/11 occurs on September 27, 2026, around say 3:04 pm... here's the guy the Orange Prolapse will immediately blame.  Aside from myself of course.

As if the "Fauci Ouchy" congressional anti-testimony wasn't bad enough.  

Hey, gotta redirect!  It's always someone else's fault.

 

The only problem here?  I don't plead the 5th.

Jay Clayton
sonofsaf

Jay Clayton

The tiniest mushroom fucked Stormy in Lake Tahoe
McDonald’s dictator, smallest dick to suck (on) CNN 
The tiniest mushroom fucked Stormy in Lake Tahoe
ICE detention crusaders, who love AI slop

The tiniest mushroom fucked Stormy in Lake Tahoe
Mutha fucka and a sucka
The tiniest mushroom fucked Stormy in Lake Tahoe
McDonald’s dictator, McDonald’s dictator

Urinary with Low T with Low T with Low T with Low T with Low T
Shitty

Clown
Fat clown
Shittin’ clown’s goin’ to hell
Fat clown
Fat clown
Shittin’ clown’s goin’ to hell

The tiniest mushroom fucked Stormy in Lake Tahoe

Kushner screw

The tiniest mushroom fucked Stormy in Lake Tahoe
Coup d’etat plan, gonna be an insurrection
Big twat!  Big lie! Forty-seven’s the president 
Yo, outta line, MAGA, outta line

The tiniest mushroom fucked Stormy in Lake Tahoe
The tiniest mushroom fucked Stormy in Lake Tahoe

Urinary with Low T with Low T with Low T with Low T with Low T
Shitty

Clown
Fat clown
Shittin’ clown’s goin’ to hell
Fat clown
Fat clown
Shittin’ clown’s goin’ to hell
Fat clown

Breaking point, MAGA
Breaking point, MAGA
Breaking point, MAGA
Donald Trump is gay
Breaking point, MAGA
Breaking point, MAGA
Breaking point, MAGA
Fake

Trump is a piece of shit
(Biggie-sized butcher)

Hail Satan
Mindless Self Indulgence

Hail Satan

I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
You ain't no operator, so who in the fuck are you then?
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
If you don't hit those faders, I won't ever stop

I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
With a - to the - and a - with a
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
You ain't no operator, you ain't no operator

I wanna be wanna be wanna be wanna be wanna be wanna be
Pretty

Down
Get down
Gettin' down with my bad self
Get down
Get down
Gettin' down with my bad self

I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado

We love you

I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
You stupid man, you try to get information
For what? For why? For this is not a resident
No, this is mine, nigga, this is mine

I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado

I wanna be wanna be wanna be wanna be wanna be wanna be
Pretty

Down
Get down
Gettin' down with my bad self
Get down
Get down
Gettin' down with my bad self
Get down

Rock this joint, nigga
Rock this joint, nigga
Rock this joint, nigga
In a old school way
Rock this joint, nigga
Rock this joint, nigga
Rock this joint, nigga
Rock

This is nice workmanship
(Gimme some sugar) 

From 2002 to 2014, Mindless Self Indulgence mentally and recklessly satisfied the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never saw 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3952.  Stormy D. (Valerie --- Steve Winwood)

#3953.  Stormy D. (Stand By Me --- Ben E. King)

#3954.  Delaney Hall (Once And For All --- Hell Is For Heroes)

#3955.  Bari Weiss (Edelweiss --- The Sound Of Music)

#3956.  Bari Weiss (Pay The Price --- Twisted Sister)

#3957.  Wes Climer (Tree Climber --- Stellar Kart)

#3958.  Donald Is Very Gay (Drivin' My Life Away --- Eddie Rabbit)

#3959.  Carrie Buck (What The Fuck --- Bill Wurtz)

#3960.  The Donald's Big Lie (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley)

#3961.  Glassman (Madman --- Crippled Black Phoenix)

#3962.  Glassman (Madman --- Silverchair)

#3963.  Hern (Learn --- Ari Hest)

#3964.  Trump Derangement Syndrome (Fading Kitten Syndrome --- ROAR) 

#3965.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Alok & Sevenn)

#3966.  Jackson (Jackson --- Dave Barnes)

#3967.  Jackson (Jackson --- Lucinda Williams)

#3968.  John Wahl (The Wall --- Willie Nelson)

#3969.  Celeste Maloy (Helen Of Troy --- Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark)

#3970.  Rick Jackson (To Jackson --- The Cribs)

#3971.  Reflecting Pool (Too Cool For School --- Fountains Of Wayne)

#3972.  J.D. Vance (Capri Pants --- Bikini Kill)

#3973.  J.D. Vance (Take A Chance --- Brother Cane)

#3974.  James (Games --- Ryan Adams)

#3975.  James (Games --- The Strokes)

#3976.  John James Is Boneless (Who Claims The Soulless --- Danzig)

#3977.  Mike Mazzei (Stir Crazy --- Unlike Pluto)

#3978.  Bruce Blakeman (Awaken --- Big Wild)

#3979.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Bruce Springsteen)

#3980.  Kennedy (Jealousy --- Spoon)

#3981.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3982.  Trump Is A Cunt From The Right (Ain't Even Done With The Night --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#3983.  David Steiner (Granny Diner --- Grizzly Bear)

#3984.  Reflecting Pool (We Rule The School --- Belle & Sebastian)

#3985.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Patrick Wolf)

#3986.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Anne Murray)

#3987.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- The Doors)

#3988.  Bill Pulte (Bird of Prey --- Army Of Lovers)

#3989.  Bill Pulte (New Year's Day --- U2)

#3990.  Steiner (Miner --- Kara's Flowers)

#3991.  Keep On Rowing (Keep on Growing --- Grateful Dead)

#3992.  Crank (Blank --- Smashing Pumpkins)

#3993.  John James (Head Games --- Foreigner)

#3994.  David Steiner (All Night Diner --- Taylor Swift)

#3995.  Downing (Drowning --- Stereophonics)

#3996.  The Immaculate Concussion (The Immaculate Rejection --- sonofsaf)

#3997.  Mitch (Bitch --- The Vaselines)

#3998.  Mitch (Bitch --- Stephen Lynch)

#3999.  Mitch (Bitch --- Yeah Yeah Yeahs)

#4000.  Tayvis (Save Us --- King's X)

#4001.  Sacrifice (Vincent Price --- Deep Purple)

#4002.  Save America Act (As A Matter Of Fact --- Babyface)

#4003.  Tiny Mushroom Trump Accounts (A Collection Of Accounts --- Superchunk)

#4004.  Trump Accounts (Shake Break Bounce --- The Chemical Brothers)

#4005.  Trump's Sacrifice (My Sacrifice --- Creed)

#4006.  Graham Platner (deli platter --- Johnny Utah)

#4007.  Shotwell (Bombshell --- Operation Ivy)

#4008.  The MAGA Meltdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#4009.  Shotwell (Unwell --- Surf Curse)

#4010.  Lindsey Graham (Heather Graham --- Da Vinci's Notebook)

#4011.  Freedom Fuel (Rocket Fuel --- Alvin Lee)

#4012.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- Bee Gees)

#4013.  Nancy Mace (Face To Face --- David Allan Coe)

#4014.  Darline (Darlene --- The Lumineers)

#4015.  Mike Lindell (NFL --- sonofsaf)

#4016.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Spiderbait)

#4017.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- 32 Leaves)

#4018.  Pete Hegseth (The Black Death --- Something Rotten Broadway Musical)

#4019.  TNT (T.N.T. --- AC/DC)

#4020.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)

#4021.  Big Lie Coup D'etat Was Wild (If I Ever Was A Child --- Wilco)

#4022.  Pickaxe Mountain (Sugar Mountain --- Neil Young)

#4023.  Governor Stitt (Lickety Split --- Devandra Banhart)

#4024.  Andy Biggs (Truffle Pigs ---  Matthew Goodman Band)

#4025.  Hegseth (Deep Breath --- The Sound)

#4026.  Andy Biggs (Blinking Pigs --- Little Dragon)

#4027.  Andy S. Biggs (We Are The Pigs --- Suede)

#4028.  Donald Trump's Blowing (Where Are You Going --- Dave Matthews Band)

#4029.  Kolodin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

#4030.  Hegseth (Til Death --- Christopher Sieber & Megan Hilty)

#4031.  Mitch McConnell (Horizontal --- All)

#4032.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#4033.  Thune (Goon --- Osees)

#4034.  Introducing Susan Collins (Introducing Mary Poppins --- Lin-Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt)

#4035.  Tayvis (Save Us --- Feeder)

#4036.  Lance Schroyer (Destroyer --- Venom)

#4037.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder ---Incognito)

#4038.  Bill Pulte (Bird Of Prey --- Uriah Heep)

#4039.  Clayton (Satan --- The Dwarves)

#4040.  Jay Clayton (Unshaken --- D'Angelo)

#4041.  Jay Clayton (Awaken --- Breaking Benjamin)

#4042.  Clayton (Taken --- Snow Ghosts)

#4043.  Thune (Goon --- Moon Tooth)

#4044.  Oberacker (Jacob's Ladder --- Arlo Guthrie)

#4045.  Jay Clayton (Hail Satan --- Mindless Self Indulgence)

Please do not share this material with Jay Clayton and/or President Donald J. Trump.