#1979. His Ass Is Why (A Fist For DeSantis)

As I scribbled down this parody about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis...

 

I couldn't help but get a sense of deja-vu.  

Why?  Because I already wrote a version of the same exact same damn song a year ago.  It was the morning after an Orange Prolapse rally for Mehmet Oz in Latrobe, PA.  It's when Trump unveiled his weakest nickname ever.  DeSanctimonious!

#1532.  I Hope He Dies (Desantis Desantis)

 

 

 

His Ass Is Why (A Fist For DeSantis)
sonofsaf

Ron is a piece of shit
A fist for DeSantis, a pie is a cream pie
So many dildos he will try
His ass is why
The immigrants he’ll screw
He wants to fuck them too
So fat Big Macs are why
Much fatter and his butthole stinks
His ass is why
Short, white and not strong
Filled with so much hate
Just wants to cash in
Losing is his fate
Coup d’etat plan
A plan that ain’t so great
It’s part of the big lie
Detector test on Maury
Stormy’s huge tits the story
36-E is why
Unfurled Trump flags you will discover
His ass must die

Short, white and not strong
Filled with so much hate
Just wants to cash in
Losing is his fate
Coup d’etat plan
A plan that ain’t so great
It’s part of the big lie
Detector test on Maury
Stormy’s huge tits the story
36-E is why
Unfurled Trump flags you will discover
His ass must die

 

As Time Goes By (A Kiss Is Just A Kiss)
Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you"
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by
Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by

Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by

I opted for the Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias cover.

Me, Mason, and Lawn went to see Willie Nelson's buddy last night.  

Snoop at Star Lake!  Monster crowd, monster traffic.  Still, we skirted the gridlock, parked at the top of the steps next to the cum dumpster, and even pulled off a rare backdoor Star Lake.  No ticket stub required!  

Hey, feel free to write it on my tombstone.  I love Snoop Dogg as much as the next dope smoker.  But I'm not giving money to a thug worth an estimated 150 million.  That... would violate my core Jew principles.

Willie Nelson returns to Star Lake next month (August 12, 2023 w/ special guest John Fogerty)

From 1968 to the present, Willie Nelson has played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.  I nearly ran him over while driving a limo in the back of a hotel parking lot.  (Queensbury, NY circa 2006)

Willie Nelson:

9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

10-16-03, Capitol Theatre, Wheeling, WV

2-10-06, Dodge Theatre, Phoenix, AZ

9-16-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)

9-7-18, Keybank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

7-31-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA (Outlaw Music Festival)

The Big Lie 100: (#1138)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

Please do not share this material with Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#1978. Nauta And The Treason

Waltine "Walt" Nauta is in a really bad situation.  

Aside from his man-grooming duties of the Orange Prolapse, his first pre-trial hearing in the Top Secret/classified/stolen/missing documents case begins today.  Judge Aileen Cannon will be looking to set a starting date. 

Waltine could use a "negative/positive" publicity barrage.  Similar to the diversionary tactics used by his fellow co-defendant.  I think Waltine should attempt to break the Saltine consumption record.  Then, rename himself "Salt."  Maybe do a remake of Salt'n'Peppa's "Push It" or "Shoop."

 

 

Nauta And The Treason
sonofsaf

Master plan, we’re gonna make America great
Flags unfurled their shit is nothing but a game
All of the news is fake, and so depraved
Salad tossed Orange Prolapse stain

Donald’s salad got tossed Ivanka sings
‘Cause the Trumpers all have tinier things
But an anal whore conflict she brings
And the pubic hair and thin g-strings

Walt Nauta and the treason
His treason is naive
The treason makes you scream
True crime’s the fake news enemy
His treason is naive

A job he will blow, a coup d’etat was the plan
All the crime, is crime the fake news fanned, yeah
The Orange Prolapse fart command
McDonald’s is the promised land

Walt Nauta and the treason
His treason is naive
The treason makes you scream
True crime’s the fake news enemy
His treason is naive you fuck

Why is there no truth
Why can’t he discuss
Won’t come out to play
Walt Nauta and the treason
Whoa, Walt Nauta and the treason, yeah

Stormy D. is the enemy
That motorboat is big indeed

Walt Nauta and the treason
The treason is naive
The treason makes you scream
But true crime’s the fake news enemy
The treason

Walt Nauta and the treason
The treason is naive
The treason makes you scream
But true crime’s the fake news enemy
The treason

Walt Nauta and the treason
Whoa, Walt Nauta and the treason
The treason is naive
The treason makes you scream, yeah

 

Gotta Have A Reason
Bon Jovi

Here we stand, caught between the cradle and the grave
In a world that gives you nothing but your name
With every step you take, you must be brave
Nothing lost is nothing gained

And I know lives are lost for crowns and kings
We all know love is lost for lesser things
And the angels here have broken wings
Though I know somewhere a choir sings

You gotta have a reason
A reason to believe
A reason just to dream
Sometimes it takes blind eyes to see
A reason to believe

A hot-headed hero, here you see I'm just a man
Comes a time, a time to make a stand, yeah
So here I am with heart in hand
Don't be afraid to understand

You gotta have a reason
One reason to believe
A reason just to dream
Sometimes it takes blind eyes to see
A reason to believe in trust

I believe in faith
I believe in us
'Til my dying day
You gotta have a reason
Whoa, you gotta have a reason, yeah

If all we've got is you and me
Then what we've got is all we need

You gotta have a reason
One reason to believe
A reason just to dream
But sometimes it takes blind eyes to see
One reason

You gotta have a reason
One reason to believe
A reason just to dream
But sometimes it takes blind eyes to see
One reason

You gotta have a reason
Whoa, you gotta have a reason
One reason to believe
A reason just to dream, yeah

Bon Jovi has played the Burgh a grand total of 27 times.

I personally know Bon Jovi's aunt.  Anchovy.

Seriously though, I do know of Jon Bon Jovi's chiropractor.  It's Emil's brother.  He's also the chiropractor for Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots.

Bon Jovi:

7-14-85, Wheeling, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV (opened for Ratt) *

2-11-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 

7-23-06, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

4-5-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

* - My first "real" rock concert.  Invasion of Your Privacy tour.

The Big Lie 100: (#1137)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

Please do not share this material with Walt Nauta and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1977. Taylor Greene

Just when you think things can't get any worse, Marjorie Taylor Greene releases her very own MAGA rap video.

I like the intro where she explains how all Democrats are pedophiles.  Very convincing "spoken word" from the Greene Prolapse.  From what I understand, her next plan is to release a hardcore porn video.   Marjorie's Anal Gaping Antics.  Seriously, for the love of dog!  #TrumpDump

 

 

Taylor Greene
sonofsaf

Asshole needs fed
It’s gonna open up so wide
Bring it on
Hardcore don’t fret anal delight
Fuck a hole whenever mostly int he rear
Stormy Daniels thong
That cunt and fake news is queer.  Yeah

Marjorie Taylor Greene, yeah
Marjorie Taylor Greene

Asshole corning, Greene Prolapse is too much to bear
Stormy’s big chest, caused Melania despair
Fags get off, because Donald Trump’s the biggest liar
An insurrection is all about the fight.  Yeah

Marjorie Taylor Greene, yeah
Marjorie Taylor Greene

Blow job whores, Donald’s a fan
Instead fake player bullshit
Entire family’s gay

Marjorie Taylor Greene, yeah
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie’s cunt is gay, Marjorie’s cunt is gay

Gasoline
Audioslave

House is haunted
I just want to go for a ride
Out and on
Before I set this room alight
Left alone forever and for crimes unclear
With my patience gone
Someone take me far from here. Yeah

Burning that gasoline, yeah
Burning that gasoline

New day yawning, another day of solitaire
House is honest, clearly more than I can bear
Drag me off, before I set my world on fire
Out and gone the sun will never set tonight. Yeah

Burning that gasoline, yeah
Burning that gasoline

No what for's, only a can
Of red says danger on it
I have found another way

Burning that gasoline, yeah
Burning that gasoline
Burning it all away, burning it all away

 

Audioslave played the Burgh just once.  Back in the summer of 2003.

Audioslave:

7-19-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit (Smells Like Teen Spirit --- Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni (Green Manalishi --- Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell (Green Hell --- Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene (It's Not Easy Being Green --- Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mexican Jumping Bean --- various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene (God Save The Queen --- Queen)

#605.  Taylor Greene (Vasoline --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor Greene (Dramamine --- Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene (This Is Halloween --- Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor Greene (Halloween --- John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene (Hello It's Halloween --- Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor Greene (Tangerine --- Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Mr. Tambourine Man --- Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene (Killer Queen --- Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run --- Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene (Mr. Clean --- Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#892.  Shutdown (Showdown --- E.L.O.)

#952.  Greene Disease (Green Disease --- Pearl Jam)

#998.  Greene Fearing (Green Earrings --- Steely Dan)

#1123.  Greene's A Baby (Green Eyed Lady --- Metal Church)

#1135.  Greene Prolapse Scam (Green Eggs And Ham --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#1595.  Greene Is The Enemy (Teenage Lobotomy --- The Ramones)

#1596.  Greene's A Crusty Fucking Pussy (Teenage Nosferatu Pussy --- Rob Zombie)

#1601.  Marjorie Taylor Greene (Welcome To The Machine --- Pink Floyd)

#1710.  Trump's a Clown Taylor Greene Marjorie (Take Me Down To The Infirmary --- Cracker)

#1720.  Republican Marjorie (Crash Course In Brain Surgery --- Metallica)

#1794.  Taylor Greene (Billie Jean --- Michael Jackson)

#1808.  Taylor Greene (Shirley Green --- Foghat)

#1817.  Taylor Greene (Polly Jean -  Toadies)

#1831.  Taylor Greene (Creeping Jean --- The Kinks)

#1835.  Taylor Greene (Amber Jean --- Neil Young)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

The Big Lie 100: (#1136)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

Please do not share this material with Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1976. Eli Crane

Arizona Congressman Eli Crane (R) rose to fame on an old episode of Shark Tank selling 50-caliber shell casings disguised as bottle openers.

His company would experience phenomenal sales growth after he "reinvented" the entire product line in the form of anal dildos.  Exclusively designed for gay men serving in the U.S. military.

 

Crane allegedly prefers the pointy end.  But says the decision to insert either end is "ultimately a personal decision between consenting homosexual adults and miscellaneous militaristic faggots."

 

Eli Crane
sonofsaf

I’m heaven sent to beg and maybe borrow
I need mo money for my House campaign
A coup d’etat’s not a crime unless you’re crapping
A toilet stall’s for pissing, crapping, shitting Eli Crane

Eli Crane, Eli Crane
Eli Crane, Eli Crane
Eli Crane, Eli Crane

A toilet stall’s for pissing, pooping, shitting Eli Crane

His asshole’s haunted and you will soon discover
He’ll stand up for the coloreds until the end
Maybe a McDonald’s meal’s a mother fucker
The Big Mac blame for weight gain he’ll defend

Eli Crane, Eli Crane
Eli Crane, Eli Crane
Eli Crane, Eli Crane

A toilet stall’s for shitting defecation Eli Crane

Funny, you know all those crimes deserve explaining
The dime of taxpayer’s is meant to screw
Trump will fuck you
You pray for a believer
Two Corinthians fake news you’ll find
You’re stinking full of bullshit
Open ass wide and insert Eli Crane

Eli Crane, Eli Crane
Eli Crane, Eli Crane

Ivanka’s cunt’s a bitching and queefing queer
Cum on, port-a-jon

Eli Crane, Eli Crane

A toilet stall is for you, toilet stall is for you
Shittin’ Eli Crane

 

Purple Rain
Prince

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain

I only want to see you bathing in the purple rain

I never wanted to be your weekend lover
I only wanted to be some kind of friend
Baby, I could never steal you from another
It's such a shame our friendship had to end

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain

I only want to see you underneath the purple rain

Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out for something new
That means you too
You say you want a leader
But you can't seem to make up your mind
I think you better close it
And let me guide you to the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain

If you know what I'm singing about up here
C'mon, raise your hand

Purple rain, purple rain

I only want to see you, only want to see you
In the purple rain

 

My second parody of Purple Rain.  Last summer, I penned #1348.  Herschel's Pain.  It's about the Orange Prolapse endorsement of Herschel Walker's failed U.S. Senate campaign.

From 1980 to 2004, Prince played the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.

Prince:

9-20-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-04, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA*

* - One of my all-time Top 10 favorite concerts.

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1135)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

Please do not share this material with Eli Crane (R-AZ) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1975. Crane

Eli Crane (R-AZ) did not support Kevin McCarthy for House Speaker.  He was one of six Republicans to vote against him 14 times during the 2023 shitshow debacle.  Proud member of the Free Dumb Cock Us.

In the 15th and final round of voting, Crane dropped his support for a different candidate and voted "present." 

Crane recently came under attack for referencing black people who serve in the military as "coloreds."

Crane's congressional staff immediately tweeted this picture as evidence that Crane is not a racist piece of shit.

When asked if the term "Orange Prolapse" was offensive, Crane hastily replied "no comment" and scurried away from reporters.  

(mark 7:02)

Crane
sonofsaf

Shittin’ doncha know,
Turds are hot as hell
Shittin’ doncha know,
Turds are hot as hell
Crane’s toilet stall,
Crane’s toilet stall.
Crane’s toilet stall,
Crane’s toilet stall.
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall, clown so inbred
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall.
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall, clown so inbred
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall.
So devout.
Shittin’ doncha know,
Eli’s turds are hot as hell
Asshole’s pissing like a cunt, yeah
Shittin’ doncha know,
Eli’s turds are hot as hell,
Asshole’s pissing like a cunt.
Crane, toilet stall.
Crane, toilet stall.
Crane, toilet stall.
Crane, toilet stall.
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall, clown’s so inbred
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall.
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall, clown’s so inbred
Crane, Crane
Toilet stall.

 

Rain
Rusted Root

Hit upon ‘em Joe,
Raise the barn yourself
Hit upon ‘em Joe,
Raise the barn yourself
Rain's gonna fall,
Rain's gonna fall.
Rain's gonna fall,
Rain's gonna fall.
Rain, rain
Gonna fall, down on your head
Rain, rain,
Gonna fall.
Rain, rain
Gonna fall, down on your head
Rain, rain,
Gonna fall.
Don't get out.
Hit upon ‘em joe,
You can raise the barn yourself
As you're kickin' in the sun, yeah
Hit upon ‘em joe,
You can raise the barn yourself,
As you're kickin' in the sun yeah.
Rain, gonna fall.
Rain, gonna fall.
Rain, gonna fall.
Rain, gonna fall.
Rain, rain
Gonna fall, down on your head
Rain, rain,
Gonna fall.
Rain, rain
Gonna fall, down on your head
Rain, rain,
Gonna fall.

 

 

I've always preferred the name Rusted Soot, but that's neither here nor there.  Probably seen "The Root" a dozen times or so.  But I'm gonna omit all the Allegheny County festival-oriented concerts, free Hartwood Acres shows, and misc. club shows.  Just the big ones...

Rusted Root:

5-13-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

8-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittburgh, PA (opened for The Hateful Head)

12-30-95, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

12-31-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (New Years!  Got kicked out.  Sneaked back in)

7-11-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-9-98, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (Further Fest)

8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1134)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

Please do not share this material with Eli Crane (R-AZ) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

#1974. Eli Crane

Amidst the current wave of white nationalism, Arizona voters can take tremendous pride in Congressman Eli Crane and his desire to treat the colored people as equals.

His comments on the House floor easily warrant a Trump Dump.

North Shore Drive across from Stage AE.  7-17-23.  High noon. 

Acrisure Stadium high visibility alert!  Likely to be seen by hundreds of PNC Park goers tonight.  Coming off an 0-3 anti-sweep against the San Francisco Giants, the Fucks, er uhh I mean Bucs,  open a 3-night stand against the Cleveland Guardians.  Raise the Jolly Rancher!

 

 

Eli Crane
sonofsaf

Fuck the lord!  Hahaha

Lie, lie, lie, lie… [fade]

Lazy, and Donald Trump blows
All of his sheeple Trumping as trolls
MAGA.  Is not so great
Ivanka’s a cunt, that you will masturbate

Gonna stop the stealing
Biden is to blame
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane

The coloreds are creatures,
Like two thousands mules
Stormy Daniels the payout
And fake news ain’t cool
Her titties audition you smell her asshole
The Lake Tahoe bullshit the ballots she stole

Gonna keep wet dreaming
Riding the Trump train
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane

He’d blow a tiny mushroom dong you see
A faggot shitting out some turds, yeah, yeah

His asshole’s so sore
Comfortably numb
The cum farting bubbles
The shit from pure scum
Lazy, Donald doesn’t care
He’s Trumping like a king fat bald with fake hair

Gonna stop the stealing
Arizona’s shame
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane
He’s jackin’ off on males here cums Eli Crane

 

Crazy Train
Ozzy Osbourne

All aboard! Hahaha

I, I, I, I... [fade]

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe. It's not too late
To learn how to love, and forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

I've listened to preachers,
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah

Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles
I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

 

Ozzy Osbourne has bitten bats in the Burgh a grand total of 15 times.  Never seen him live.  Therefore, in my case, the Ozzman has not cumeth.

Favorite Ozzy album?  Bark at the Moon.

The Big Lie 100: (#1133)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

Please do not share this material with Eli Crane (R-AZ) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.